Before Further Review: Mike McDonald's defense revealed

Submitted by Darker Blue on September 4th, 2021 at 12:32 AM

Guys I learned how Mike McDonald's defense will operate this year.

0-0-11 is the new defense. That's right we are going to line up 11 defensive backs each play. Imagine Aiden Hutchinson lining up at free safety and crushing that Ohio state receiver running a post route. 

Imagine other guys doing defensive back things all over the field. Imagine covering that tackle who is not ever going to run a route. I bet that guy never catches a pass.  Imagine not knowing when or if the blitz is coming and also Imagine not knowing what a blitz is

Mazi Smith has won the CB 5 position and Josh Ross will line up as a safety. Jesse Speight is thr starting nickleback. He's looking at photographs every time he do it makes him laugh.

So there you have it folks. From a guy who knows what a football is,  there is your defensive preview. 

Take care and enjoy the footballs 

Go Blue

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Darker Blue

September 4th, 2021 at 12:34 AM ^

Sorry I spelled his name wrong. Its MACDONALD THE GOAT

Sorry mods I didn't mean to make anyone upset. I was just goofing off. Please delete so everyone can save their tears for the game thread today.

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JHumich

September 4th, 2021 at 12:39 AM ^

Wow. Stop drinking and go to bed, or you won't be able to regain consciousness in time to watch the game. Whenever you do get up, it will be with regret for this post.

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Darker Blue

September 4th, 2021 at 1:42 AM ^

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Jibbroni

September 4th, 2021 at 12:47 AM ^

Obligatory.  All credits go to Ron Burgundy.  I hold no rights to the following. 
 

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January 3rd, 2021 at 1:54 AM ^

I would love to know the story that went behind this post. It's 1:20 in the morning. You're lying in bed, pitch black. Suddenly, your eyes shoot wide open. It's 2016 again. You've tried so hard to forget, but the memories just won't go away. Phenomenal?? Why do people say it was a good year?? We lost 3 games!!!!! You play to win the game but these frickin' internet bozos still think it was a good year!!!!! 

 

This won't stand. Not if I can do anything about it. I rush to my computer, turn it on, enter my password "FIREHARBAUGH". It takes a few attempts, but i finally spell it correctly. I minimize the Youtube window of the 1995 OSU game where Biakabutaka ran wild that I always keep running in the background. Those were better days.

 

I open Bing and go to Yahoo.com. I Yahoo search for "Google". I click the top link and google search for "mgoblog". Click on mgoboard. Make my post. This is my shot, I will enlighten the masses -- 2016 was NOT a good season. Done. Easy.

 

I go back to bed. My job here is done. People will understand now. I sleep easy knowing I will wake up to ALL of the upvotes. They will probably make me a moderator. And people will finally stop saying 2016 was a phenomenal season.

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