FEI Predictions: Iowa to score negative points!

Submitted by Ecky Pting on December 2nd, 2023 at 9:31 AM

There aren’t many matchups that can muster a negative “Points Against” figure, but apparently vs. Iowa is one of them. What does this really mean? I suppose it means that M’s defense scores more than Iowa’s offense?

https://www.bcftoys.com/2023-gp/

SFBayAreaBlue

December 2nd, 2023 at 9:38 AM ^

So we score a TD, and on the point after try we go for two, They intercept it, bring it out of the endzone, but then fumble, the ball goes back into the endzone where Iowa recovers it and Michigan scores a one point safety.

Is that a -1 score?

J. Redux

December 2nd, 2023 at 9:51 AM ^

Maybe today we’ll finally see the vanishingly rare one-point safety for the defense:

Just like you describe, except that Iowa advances the ball all the way to the Michigan 1 yard line (96 yards from where the play began), where Kenneth Grant, who was lined up in the backfield on the play, suddenly appears out of nowhere to strip the ball from the Iowa ball carrier. He recovers it, picks it up, looks at the end zone 99 yards distant, and decides to go for flair instead, so he retreats of his own volition into Michigan’s end zone and takes a knee for a safety.

Ruling: one point for Iowa.

Yes, this is a real thing in the rule books.  No, this has never happened in the history of the game.

J. Redux

December 2nd, 2023 at 12:23 PM ^

No, the play I described has never happened.  The one-point safety in these videos is different — it’s one point for the team that began the play with the ball, and therefore it can only be scored by a team that just scored a touchdown.

The one-point safety that has never happened is one point for the team that began the play on defense, and can only be scored by a team that has just conceded a touchdown, meaning you could get a score of 6-1.  It involves the team attempting the try for point seeking the safety of its own end zone, 97 yards from where the play began, which is why it’s never happened — and probably never will.

jhayes1189

December 2nd, 2023 at 9:41 AM ^

It means Kirk has finally opens up the black hole/portal he’s worked so hard to do the last 25 seasons. He works in the science/sorcery of football black magik to appease the dark side of the football gods. 

 

 

….only slightly sarcastic….. 

massblue

December 2nd, 2023 at 10:36 AM ^

I just hope our players are not reading these news clippings. Iowa is dangerous and if we fall behind, they could make it difficult for us. Also, they have had two weeks to prepare for this. I expect some trick plays and other unexpected stuff from Iowa. 

spacecowboy

December 2nd, 2023 at 1:13 PM ^

jim marshall showed bud grant that this is not only possible but doable.  actually the vikes coach was Norm Van Brocklin.  and it was before my time to be fair to myself.   interesting tidbit...marshall was a bucknut before he was a purple PE.