Evening Game Thread
November 4th, 2023 at 11:08 PM ^
Michael Penis certainly hardened his chances for the heisman.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
Penix has done nothing wrong to deserve being called Penis. Unless that was a auto correct on your phone…
Penix is a class act and I Hope Washington stays undefeated so when OSU loses in The Game they can’t sneak I. The back door!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:15 PM ^
The ultra-rare sextet of the Penix post.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:10 AM ^
A rare Triple Jimmy Two-Times.
November 5th, 2023 at 1:07 AM ^
I gotta get the papers, the papers
November 5th, 2023 at 1:54 AM ^
At about an inch per post it’s a six-inch Penix post. Mazel.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:42 PM ^
I hope Penix sneaks into the back door.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:25 AM ^
Penix stands out, but the committee might find him hard to swallow
November 4th, 2023 at 11:14 PM ^
Oh damn, I see what you did there, unfortunately I saw it too late.. penis hard!! Lol fuck me, late and old..
November 5th, 2023 at 12:29 AM ^
you may be having a stroke
November 4th, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
The Beavers are damming up the Buffs. They're chewing them up so far.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:19 PM ^
Dirty jokes aside, assuming USC loses to Oregon next week, a repeat Heisman for Williams is all but certainly not to happen.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:29 PM ^
Not to be too critical of him, but he wasn't the first choice last year by any means. All the frontrunners lost out due to injury.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:11 AM ^
Penix has risen.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:15 AM ^
He's got a rock solid case.
November 5th, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
Rock hard case is the way I see it.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:23 PM ^
OOWEEUNGULALAY ain't bad. I'm just spelling it phonetically because I give up, and no two people pronounce it the same anyway, so I'm providing a public service. You're welcome.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:31 AM ^
OOWEEUNGULALAY ting tang walla walla bing bang
November 5th, 2023 at 10:56 AM ^
Pronounce the vowels and but a g behind the n. It’s really not all that hard.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:26 PM ^
It's so strange. Some teams like USC only play offense, some teams like Iowa only play defense. Why not do both? Just a thought.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
I'm sure they are trying. I think football is hard. And almost every coach has a specialty on one side of the ball based on their background. They don't know what they don't know on the other side. So you need to have a good staff, which is hit or miss, and they often leave for promotions after some success. Just my $0.02
November 4th, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
Excessive loyalty, for both Riley (to Alex Grinch) and Ferentz (to his son). Neither of them has really had to develop the ability to hire coaches: Riley basically inherited a staff, while Ferentz has had no turnover.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
New rule: USC merges with Iowa now!
November 4th, 2023 at 11:39 PM ^
Please no, that team would be unstoppable, at least 5 titles in a row…
November 4th, 2023 at 11:45 PM ^
Southern Californiowa.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
Alex posed on Twitter the idea of how bad a team could be if they had Brian Ferentz as the OC and Alex Grinch as the DC.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^
That'd be, like, some kind of weird performance art
November 4th, 2023 at 11:49 PM ^
I’d argue that Ferentz would make a better offense out of USC’s players than Grinch could make a defense out of Iowa’s players.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:20 AM ^
I might actually pay to watch that
November 4th, 2023 at 11:31 PM ^
Taylor Upshaw sighting for Arizona against UCLA. Big third down sack.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:01 AM ^
That’s guy is having a great season for zona
November 5th, 2023 at 10:59 AM ^
That was a really nice play.
Glad to see him having some success.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:44 PM ^
Gotta love those beavers
November 4th, 2023 at 11:45 PM ^
Colorado with an idiotic sequence to allow Oregon State the chance to score at the end of the half...and they do. Instead of being down 7-3 it's now 14-3.
November 4th, 2023 at 11:46 PM ^
Can’t wait to see how Coach Prime throws his team under the bus this week.
Colorado only knows how to play shootouts. No sense of strategy or situational awareness
November 4th, 2023 at 11:55 PM ^
Well, at least he said "that's on me" about the end of the half. It's a start....
November 4th, 2023 at 11:52 PM ^
Folks, good shit Jedd is doing some things.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:17 AM ^
It seems like every good PAC 12 team fucks around in Arizona before pulling out an ugly win. But maybe Fisch can hold on here.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:36 AM ^
Playing in Tucson After Dark is a recipe for death.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:02 AM ^
Watching (NT)OSU / CU. AT&T’s got a commercial for their special 5G Google Glass type helmets to allow a deaf / hard of hearing college football team to signal plays.
Putting aside the fact that football signs / signals are visual — it’s snap counts that would be a particular challenge — it’s almost as if this magical AT&T product could be used to allow all teams to signal their plays securely.
No, wait, that’s obviously ridiculous. What am I thinking?
November 5th, 2023 at 12:03 AM ^
I don't know which snowflake thread to put it in so I'll put it here instead.
It occurred to me tonight that probably no neutral has actually watched a Michigan game this year. They might turn it on, but it's so boring so quickly they're gone after a couple of commercial breaks. After that it's maybe a play or two during a timeout of whichever SEC or PAC shootout has gotten their attention.
This includes every voter in either poll. Probably the CFP committee too. Sometimes I wonder if even Blackledge is watching the game and he's calling it.
November 5th, 2023 at 12:13 AM ^
I can see that happening. I remember watching one of our games this year and getting distracted by something on my computer and by the time I looked at the game again we had scored 14 points I had no real recollection of. I then rewound back to see the stretch of game I missed. I again started getting sidetracked with other stuff and again didn't really pay attention. I gave up and just accepted that a lot of these games are just kind of a blur.