Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford commits to LSU
This is the Heisman of all time name greats.
https://www.complex.com/sports/2019/10/decoldest-crawford-commits-to-play-for-lsu
October 29th, 2019 at 12:03 AM ^
Named after St. Decoldest ToEvaDoIt, no doubt.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:09 AM ^
Isn't he the patron saint of quality footwear?
October 29th, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
That was "Cold blooded" -Dave Chappelle
October 29th, 2019 at 11:59 AM ^
Co patron with St. Hubbins?
I think I learned in CCD Decoldest is the patron saint of igloos. . .
October 29th, 2019 at 12:06 AM ^
How is that a real name?
October 29th, 2019 at 12:34 AM ^
Meta World Peace would like to have a word...
October 29th, 2019 at 6:56 AM ^
Yeah, but he changed his name, this kids parents named him this from birth.( minus toevadoit )
October 29th, 2019 at 8:26 AM ^
Meta World Peace has nothing on this name.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:34 AM ^
D'Brickashaw Ferguson checking in.
October 29th, 2019 at 12:07 AM ^
He better hope the nfl pans out with a name like that.
October 29th, 2019 at 12:16 AM ^
Yea, i know him. My pops is friends with his dad, De' Lusional Crawford.
October 29th, 2019 at 6:05 AM ^
i think LSU should be worried. i'm told he spends a lot of time with his cousin, De'commit de LaBayou
October 29th, 2019 at 7:43 AM ^
You are about as funny as a baby with cancer
October 29th, 2019 at 7:54 AM ^
Your humor is as lively as a mummy
October 29th, 2019 at 8:25 AM ^
POF, you okay? anything we can help with? pharaoh of grace would be a far better idea. maybe you should try it.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:12 PM ^
Not cool.
October 29th, 2019 at 12:27 AM ^
With a name like Decoldest it's a wonder he didn't commit to Michigan over LSU. Cause Michigan is Decoldest.
October 29th, 2019 at 12:37 AM ^
Believe it or not it’s his real first name but he had to let people know that middle name was indeed fake earlier today.
October 29th, 2019 at 8:37 AM ^
I’m not at all surprised that’s his real first name. I’m very surprised that it’s a fake middle name.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:37 AM ^
Then he clearly needs to change his middle name.
October 29th, 2019 at 1:45 AM ^
my first thought: OP had a stroke while posting
my second thought: is any of this in English?
my third thought: ohhhhhh. Oh. Wait what?
great post OP. Five stars, would read again
October 29th, 2019 at 1:48 AM ^
I hate his parents
October 29th, 2019 at 1:48 AM ^
And I thought the unfrozen caveman lawyer was the coldest.
October 29th, 2019 at 2:03 AM ^
I have a sister named Quanicia, and a stepbrother named Quevanne, and even I had to do a double take.
Hope he becomes a cryotherapist and names his establishment DeColdest’s 36 Chambers.
/Wu Tang’d
October 29th, 2019 at 1:45 PM ^
and twin brothers L'emonjello and O'rangejello.
October 29th, 2019 at 6:30 AM ^
Looks like he’s getting the attention his parents were surely seeking.
October 29th, 2019 at 7:41 AM ^
I am sure you use the term PARENTS loosely here...
October 29th, 2019 at 9:55 AM ^
No. I think they chose a strange name for their son, but I have no idea how they are as parents.
October 29th, 2019 at 1:26 PM ^
Alright you're joining the troll cave. Goodbye!
October 29th, 2019 at 9:21 AM ^
That's freaking hilarious. Don;t know that I've ever seen this. Dude is really eating a Dove ice cream bar on the sideline during a game in the snow?! Any idea who he is?
October 29th, 2019 at 10:08 AM ^
That’s a dilly bar
October 29th, 2019 at 10:17 AM ^
It's their phone technician Dan Lehman.
November 1st, 2019 at 1:55 PM ^
Gotta love Dilly Bar Dan...
Except for the fact that those Minnesota teams were dirtier than shit (cheap shots, etc.). The mantle for dirtiest teams in the B1G seems to have been taken up by IU and Purdue now...
October 29th, 2019 at 8:48 AM ^
It's cooler than cool, it's Decoldest
October 29th, 2019 at 7:41 AM ^
Ill be the one to say it out loud:
That is the DUMBEST fucking name I have ever heard.
October 29th, 2019 at 7:45 AM ^
There was some chatter months back about a kid being made fun of somewhere (maybe a doctor's office? Something like that) because her name was Abcde. Pronounced "Ab-si-dee". I submit that is a dumber name.
October 29th, 2019 at 8:20 AM ^
My wife once taught a kid named Female, pronounced fe-ma-lay. The mother explained that when she got the birth certificate, it already said “Female”, so she just went with it.
October 29th, 2019 at 10:10 AM ^
She made the freakonomics book.
October 29th, 2019 at 8:17 AM ^
I read the title a couple times, convinced there was a typo, before I realized no, this is all too real.
October 29th, 2019 at 8:38 AM ^
His mother was the realest bitch on Earth. Of course it's real.
October 29th, 2019 at 8:34 AM ^
I'm not even upset that this wasn't labeled as OT
October 29th, 2019 at 8:35 AM ^
I heard a story on NPR where they said African Americans are the only race that will give their kids a name that no one else on Earth has ever had.
Creativity bitches. Creativity
October 29th, 2019 at 8:40 AM ^
I heard a story that people with stupid names are statistically less likely to be as successful as a similar person with a normal name.
Real life bitches.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:00 AM ^
I mean...sure, but he's an unranked prospect in the 2022 class and just got a football scholarship to play for the #1 team in the country so......that's pretty cool. er. um cold. coldest. Decoldest, really.
October 29th, 2019 at 9:23 AM ^
Agreed. Good on him.
October 29th, 2019 at 10:01 AM ^
1) It’s not likely to be the unorthodox name that creates a lack of success, but the other socioeconomic factors.
2) What the studies show is that “white” sounding names on resumes like Connor and Tanner get more interviews than “black” sounding names like DeAndre or Malik, even with equal qualifications. That’s a different conversation than “stupid” name vs “normal” name.
October 29th, 2019 at 10:11 AM ^
That and face and/or neck tattoos.
October 29th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
You need to get out more. You would be shocked at who is actually gainfully employed these days.
I worked with a woman named Shaqueeta.