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Countdown to Kickoff - Day 11: Martell Webb
I know everyone has been making fun of his nose on these videos, but calling someone out for man tits Martell? That's cold.
I didn't notice any hard nipples.
Martell deserved some retribution. Don't start something, there won't be something...
Moobies! Hahaha. I almost spit coffee all over my screen.
Man I thought Woodson was amazing, but Martell thought he was amazing x5. Ha and love the moobs part. Sounds like the team is having tons of fun with all of the character and comedy.
You think he uses Crest whitening strips?
I was thinking the same thing, I could not take my eyes off his teeth. Of course, that may just be an excellent strategy for keeping people from focusing on your nose.
Or your man boobs, Renaldo. I'm just sayin'.
to make an esthetically appealing accessory to that flashingly wide, wide smile. (I feel like I'm always talking about the smiles on these guys... Guess that means good things, that so many are smiling so often and so blatantly.)
Is it just me or does Calvin Magee have a dip in at the beginning of the video?
Calvin has a chab in the size of a football, no doubt. I love the fact that Renaldo started it and Webb ended it with an atomic bomb. That was classic. This was a good CTK today. Well done.
It definetely looks like he does.
a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
OMG NO WINGS!!!1!11!
In case anyone didn't notice or actually cares.
On the way to school today my son proclaims, "only two days left dad." Of course I want to know what he is counting down to as that doesn't quite make it to the weekend. "Till the Countdown to Kickoff hits single digits." I think I teared up a little bit, said Go Blue, and sent him off to class.
My 5-yr-old insists that we watch the CTK as soon as I get home from work each day. Highlight of my day.
My daughter is 2 and every time she sees a block M she says go blue! Which i taught her of course. When she first started it it was one of my proudest moments as a dad!
I want to see him do some impersonations. Cosby. Madden. Nixon. Duvall. DeNiro. Pryor........Good theme for one of the remaining countdown days.
i'm with you guys - 3 of my 4 kids insist on watching ctk every night before bed...then it spins off into youtube mich football videos, etc...45 mins later we finally go to bed...nice to see everyone again, i missed being on here all summer !
Somebody get that man a thesaurus!
Anyway, Renaldo Sagesse got pwned. Damn Canadians better not mess with kids from Pontiac!
Jesus his nose looks like a bell pepper...
I've never heard "junky" used in that way. When he called Kelvin junky I was like "What did he just say? Did he just call his roommate a drug addict?" Thankfully it got cleared up a few seconds later. Obviously I'm not hip to the lingo. Does anyone say lingo anymore? See what I mean?