Cornhusker Haikus
September 29th, 2023 at 9:08 AM ^
What's a cornhusker?
It sounds like something that you
Would call Mel Tucker
Lincoln has been tough
If we are being honest
But I'm not worried
Our rebuild is done
You guys, on the other hand
Are forever cursed
Firing Frank Solich
Was your original sin
Nine wins are not bad
September 29th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
I don't like Huskers
Iowa corn is better
What are you doing?
September 29th, 2023 at 9:26 AM ^
Forward down the field!
Like the Lions did the Pack!
Rah! Rah! Maize and Blue!
September 29th, 2023 at 9:26 AM ^
Butter, Heat, Pop, Pop
It's fun to munch on popcorn
Maize and Blue, All Hail!
September 29th, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
tough times for Matt Rhule
Huskers have hit rock bottom
Scott Frost's mom agrees
September 29th, 2023 at 9:31 AM ^
I like corn a lot
Mesoamerican grain
But Nebraska sucks
September 29th, 2023 at 9:35 AM ^
We’ll beat the huskers
will Scott frost have time to watch?
Busy powning noobs
September 29th, 2023 at 9:36 AM ^
I prefer my corn
fermented and distilled pure
aged in oak barrels
September 29th, 2023 at 9:48 AM ^
I learned how to husk
from my grandpa on his farm.
Corn is really maize.
September 29th, 2023 at 9:52 AM ^
Michigan will win
If its totally prepared
Cornhole Nebraska
September 29th, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^
Corn is for tacos
’Cause flour tortillas suck
So does Nebraska
September 29th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
Guess you've never
Had a homemade tortilla
Warm and of flour
September 29th, 2023 at 4:18 PM ^
Store bought v store bought
or compared both fresh and warm
corn is still better
September 29th, 2023 at 9:55 AM ^
Eat some corn huskers
Hope poop does not contain corn
Check poop for some corn
September 29th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
Husker Du, you say?
Great Band, But Husker Football
More Like Husker Don't
September 29th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
Scott Frost is no more,
Stolen championship curs'd:
Nineteen ninety-seven.
September 29th, 2023 at 10:51 AM ^
Ah, man. I promise I didn't plagiarize your first line. I typed mine up and hit save before reading any others. I'll see if I can't come up with something else.
September 29th, 2023 at 10:12 AM ^
To beat a red team
Is tomorrow's task so now:
Nebraska haiku
September 29th, 2023 at 10:21 AM ^
Not much to do there
the only place worth going?
Cayman Nebraska
September 29th, 2023 at 10:21 AM ^
Fields of red with maize
Amidst a vast sky of blue
Wolverines win again
September 29th, 2023 at 10:29 AM ^
Cornhuskers stumble
Wolverines dance, maize on fire
Popcorn for sad fans
September 29th, 2023 at 10:33 AM ^
You joined the B1G
Thought you would eat like a pig
Own grave you did dig
September 29th, 2023 at 10:35 AM ^
One nine nine seven.
Something one nine nine seven.
One nine nine seven.
September 29th, 2023 at 10:35 AM ^
Corn fields producing
many positive outcomes.
Football fields? um, no.
September 29th, 2023 at 10:49 AM ^
EDIT: changed the first line to avoid plagiarizing J Redux.
Scott Frost has a mom
Corn is a big lump of knobs
Michigan wins big
September 29th, 2023 at 10:54 AM ^
I call this one: "Nebraska":
Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn
Corn Corn Corn Lincoln Corn Corn
Corn Corn Corn Corn Corn
September 29th, 2023 at 10:59 AM ^
Dang, you beat me by a nose...
September 30th, 2023 at 10:58 AM ^
but you see how mine has Lincoln in the middle, that's the key
September 29th, 2023 at 10:54 AM ^
Corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
(I'm mailing it in)
September 29th, 2023 at 11:04 AM ^
NU Cornhuskers
They used to be Bugeaters
Corn tastes much better.
September 29th, 2023 at 11:06 AM ^
What would you get if
Iowa lost all its charm?
That is Nebraska.
September 29th, 2023 at 11:18 AM ^
JJ flingin' it
Corum gnawin' on the cob
Who's got it better...
September 29th, 2023 at 11:28 AM ^
Michigan sweet corn
Is better than all the rest
Mid summer is best
September 29th, 2023 at 1:11 PM ^
Corum feasts on corn!
Defense clamps down again, check!
Will they out-hit us?
September 29th, 2023 at 1:39 PM ^
No earth at all
No sky at all
Just the bloody aftermath of agricultural detritus
September 29th, 2023 at 1:44 PM ^
Haikus have rules. This isn't 'Nam.
5-7-5 syllables
No earth or sky left
Just the bloody aftermath
Of corn detritus
September 29th, 2023 at 1:51 PM ^
I've been waiting for Don's limerick. He must be busy.
There once was a coach named Matt Rhule
Who implied that Coach Prime was a fool
But four quarters later
When his QB did crater
He discovered that payback was cruel
September 29th, 2023 at 2:03 PM ^
Scott Frost got out hit
Go husk yourself Nebraska
Go Blue, score more points
September 29th, 2023 at 4:35 PM ^
Michigan scores more
Vomit doesn’t make you tough
We’ll flea kick your ass
September 29th, 2023 at 8:22 PM ^
Cornhuskers gather
Fearsome maize and blue appears
Defeat comes swiftly
Bonus:
Cornhuskers’ mascot
Inspires mirth and not fear
Same as Terrapin
September 30th, 2023 at 7:56 AM ^
To Omaha they go,
The Victors Valiant will feast,
On Cornhusker meal.
September 30th, 2023 at 9:08 AM ^
If you change Omaha to Lincoln, you will solve two problems:
1. You will have the correct city.
2. You will have the correct number of syllables.
October 2nd, 2023 at 5:38 PM ^
Fair enough, though i will say syllable count is highly overrated in haikus.