Chase Winovich Questioned at combine over date with Madonna's daughter
Looks like Lourdes blew her chance. Seems like Chase spits mad game.
Reenactment of Chase's mad game
Exactly. Chase is getting the full football player immunity/social cred on this. If this was a normal dude, he would be ridiculed and casted as a weirdo/creep.
After a while I decided to go on dates that didn't cost any money. Someone fell for the tactic and married me.
When my wife and I were dating, we ended up in quite a few dive bars in and around Detroit, and I used to wonder "How much of my attraction to dimly lit places with beer and burgers will she tolerate?"
Well, 15 years and two kids later.....
Nothing is free in Alaska anymore man! Haha..
You're right. To park when going hiking, I paid for a state park pass. The fuel to drive there. A bear spray canister. I hike naked on first dates except for hiking shoes. Would hate to sprain an ankle.
To be fair to Chase's level of effort, has your dating history ever included cold calling someone as famous as Madonna's daughter?
I'd say he is above judgment on that fact alone.
He does have his full complement of testicles, in my book.
"Chase spits mad game"
Chase hollered at her with an email and a magic trick. Honestly, I'd be impressed if there was a less-sexy example of game being spit. Has anyone ever had a first date Settlers of Catan game?
Ha, like everything in life, it's all about the delivery. I might've used a solid magic trick to get a few dates in college. Something along the lines of, "I'm trying to learn this trick and could use some practice, can you help me out and pick any card? And just to make sure there's no shenanigans, can you write your name on that card? Susan, very nice to meet you. Can you also write some other identifier on your card, like your phone number, just so we can be certain not to confuse your card with anyone else named Susan, we sure wouldn't want that!"
Now buying every appetizer, I can't agree with that move, that's a thirsty move if I've ever heard of one.
Chicks dig magic fingers!
Settlers of Catan is literally the first date of two of my friends. Well, more how they met when mutual friends got together at Leopold Bros, but they did immediately start dating afterwards. I don’t totally remember, but I feel like there was a Settlers of Catan tie-in at the wedding, perhaps the table names. They got married on pi day.
Cool story Chase, but we really want to know is
It would be interesting to know who didn't want the second date...
“I can deal with her crazy ass mom I guess” Chase thought...
*Lourdes raises hand to ask waiter for the check*
...”oh shit, nope, nevermind”
For all the women that don’t shave their pits, that’s fine. Like really, do you. But men won’t want to date you once they see sasquatch lives between your arm and chest.
Yeah, that applies to everyone. You're free to look, eat, live, etc. however you want. You're not free to look, eat, live, etc. however you want AND insist others find you attractive regardless.
Meh, she's average at best. Chase can do better!
The armpit hair is gross, but that’s not anywhere near “average at best” in Ann Arbor.
Just not being mildly overweight puts her above average.
Her mom was a skank and my guess is it runs in the family -- that factors into the equation fr me.
Her mom was a skank and my guess is it runs in the family -- that factors into the equation fr me.
Pretty face, but it's a lot of work to look good when you have these genetics. I'd say a hard pass.
Would definitely be a violation of my rule not to date anyone with a moustache.
I was just going to say, def a violation of my rule to not not date chicks with beards
This reminds me of a girl in a summer class I took at OCC. She was taller than me, and had a mustache but her face was cute. I unsuccessfully tried to convince myself that it wouldn't be an issue.
I talked to a friend of mine telling him that I met this girl who was cute but her mustache is a deal breaker. I completely forgot his sister has a mustache. Talk about awkward. Believe it or not, that was only the second most awkward situation I was in with him involving his sister. The first was when she tried to show me a tattoo on her chest but ended up accidentally pulling out her entire breast while the three of us where standing there in their basement.
My uncle dated a Greek woman after he got divorced in his 40's. She came to our pool and hung out one afternoon and I was a bit grossed out by the sideburns she had running down her inner thighs.
You keep my peoples name out your mouth!
No, in all seriousness most Greek women have more body hair than I do. Just facts.
You shouldn’t limit yourself to women without mustaches if the woman waxes it though. That’d be automatically eliminating most of the hottest demographics.
I've gone Asian, man.
Anything more than a tight landing strip is a waste!
Asians don't shave.
Wait, who the hell is the father?
IIRC, his name is Carlos Leon
When did posting photos of 14-year-old girls and mocking them become a thing to do on MGoBlog?
If we’re going to mock someone for what they looked like in their early teen years, can we pleas do it with all the cool guys on here? Perhaps we can then discuss the pros and cons of dating Kyle Pizzaface who has yet to discover Pro-Activ.
Don’t see how this is relevant for an NFL team’s evaluation. Interesting from a humanity perspective bit doesn’t answer his d line ability.
Neither was a team asking a player if he had both testicles.
Combine interviews are the fucking weirdest. They can’t actually ask players on their team those uncomfortable/personal questions since they have more protection once they’re employed.
At this point I'm assuming that GM's are just fucking with players they have no intention of drafting. Why would you ask a player about the number of testicles he has...
"Ugly girlfriend means no confidence." - Moneyball
It’s all a mirage.
Well, after retiring from NFL, he can have a The Chase realty show. He is already a celebrity.
“My grandpa always told me, get the job, then figure out how to do it”
god I love chase
It's actually really good advice. Most skills are fairly easy to learn on the fly.
As someone whose first job was one they were wildly underqualified for and didn’t expect to get, I can attest to this being good advice.
That whole thing sounded like the most Chase Winovich date ever
It actually sounded more Ben Mason than Chase Winovich.
Ben mason would have benched with her. Or maybe benched HER. Probably both.
What a depressing comment section they have over there.
Most of this thread's comments aren't much better.
Amen.
Damn he should've done all he could to get with her. Her mother is worth a literal fortune
Everything is on the table first date with her
Whoa, slow day till Tonite, i guess.