Captain of the All-Name Team?
If Tom Wolfe got really high and wanted to create a name for a football player in one of his novels...
My people I give you Ga'Quincy "Kool-Aid" McKinstry!
I love college football.
August 20th, 2021 at 12:07 PM ^
Someone link to the Key and Peele football name sketch .
Hell , i'll do it .
August 20th, 2021 at 12:11 PM ^
And you can't have one without the other
August 20th, 2021 at 12:43 PM ^
Paging L'Carpetron Dookmarriot...
August 20th, 2021 at 12:35 PM ^
How about a Michigan All Name Team? Off the top of my head…
Tripp Welborne
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka
Gannon Dudlar
Elvis Grbac
Yale VanDyne
Dieter Heren
Fitzgerald Toussaint
August 20th, 2021 at 12:57 PM ^
Eddie McDoom.
August 20th, 2021 at 1:01 PM ^
O’Korn’s pass hit him between the 1 and the 3, and there was only one Spartan to beat. CATCH THE BALL!!!
August 20th, 2021 at 1:04 PM ^
Amani (It’s Not A) Toomer
(I Like) Jake Butt (And I Cannot Lie)
August 20th, 2021 at 1:26 PM ^
I loved when we had a Steele, Irons and Gold
August 20th, 2021 at 2:28 PM ^
Don't forget Sword, Swett and Payne also. Best D ever with the best names to go along with it.
August 20th, 2021 at 5:34 PM ^
I always liked "Ty Law". Mainly because I was envious of how easy it must've been to enter his name on a scan-tron test.
August 20th, 2021 at 7:46 PM ^
Iris Macadangdang
August 20th, 2021 at 10:25 PM ^
All the above are excellent names. I was surprised that Tight End Jake Butt was on the board for so long.
Tony Boles -- Just to add to the list, we had Tony Boles bowling over a few defenders.
Jarrod Bunch - Could get a bunch of yards.
August 20th, 2021 at 1:43 PM ^
Kavosiey Smoke at Kentucky is my personal favorite at this time.
August 20th, 2021 at 2:07 PM ^
Paging Dick Trickle
August 20th, 2021 at 2:23 PM ^
Boubacar Cissoka
JMFR
August 20th, 2021 at 2:53 PM ^
I always liked the simplicity of QB Chuck Long.
August 20th, 2021 at 3:26 PM ^
Princehoward Barbecue Yee
https://deadspin.com/presenting-the-2019-name-of-the-year-bracket-1833570554/amp
August 20th, 2021 at 3:46 PM ^
Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada (Navy) and Barkevious Mingo (LSU) are personal favorites
August 20th, 2021 at 6:33 PM ^
I concur re Barkevious. I’ll add, I didn’t see anyone yet mention our own Corwin “Cornflakes” Brown. ?
August 20th, 2021 at 4:09 PM ^
Soon-to-be Wolverine (fingers crossed) Ephesians Prysock
Ephesians Prysock, Bishop Alemany, Cornerback (247sports.com)
August 20th, 2021 at 10:56 PM ^
Yossarian Tree!
Oh, wait. That wasn't a football player.
Now where do I remember that name from?
August 21st, 2021 at 9:18 PM ^
Shama-Lama Ding Dong