Brian Cook, fix your mic!

Submitted by Stimulus Progression on August 26th, 2023 at 2:31 PM

Brian, I love ya, but please fix your mic. The podcasts have become unlistenable for me because there is constant mic noise in the background, like someone is perpetually adjusting it. This has been an issue (at least to me) for several years, but it keeps getting worse. It distracts from the content and makes me crazy. I would compare it to someone smacking gum throughout the podcast.

I’ve heard Brian say before that he has a condition where annoying, repetitive noises annoy him. I have the same affliction. So I am surprised this has continued for so long. That said, it’s getting worse. Given his condition I can’t imagine that Brian listens to the podcasts — he probably wouldn’t make it past the first section.

DM me your Venmo, and I’ll send $50 toward a new mic. I’m willing to put my money where my mouth is.

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[Ed-

I took home the offending mic and hit it with NAPA Silicone Spray. Here's 14 seconds of me moving my head around with it before the silicone:

https://www.mgoblog.com/sites/default/files/podcasts/crinkle%20tinkles%20and%20kids.mp3

and here's after:

https://www.mgoblog.com/sites/default/files/podcasts/no%20crinkle%20tinklesa.mp3

Spectrogram comparison:

The one crinkle-tinkle I managed to create was when I popped the wand to simulate how Brian's hair swings at it. If I can get it to just a few times a podcast it probably won't be a big deal. I *REALLY* hope that fixed it.]

1VaBlue1

August 26th, 2023 at 4:28 PM ^

I don't care about the kids in the background - it adds a human touch to the whole thing.  Also, kids are adorable when they're bothering someone else!

But the mic issues...  For me, Brian trails off a lot and often has a very low volume.  So I end up blasting the volume when he's talking, and then Seth pipes in and I get blown out.  It seems like his schtick now because it's been that way since I started listening years ago.

Seth

August 26th, 2023 at 4:42 PM ^

The knocking issue is something we will fix next podcast.

As for the volume, it's another moving target. We run the compressor 3 times to deal with the volume differences but one thing we can't fix is Brian has a vocal fry at the end of his sentences. It's a common thing in Midwestern speakers (and in young American women) to signify you're coming to a point, but male voices with a fry are a common headache for sound engineers. With women it's fine--they still are filling low tones (actually moving into spaces that male voices usually inhabit) that your ear picks up as vocalization. With a deep voice like Brian's however he leaves that space entirely and finishes his sentences in areas that typically get cut off by sound equipment because it's background noise. This is why I don't equalize the podcast at all--we'd lose entire parts of Brian's sentences. On the other hand the way he speaks is, you know, him. I'm not gonna start telling Brian to talk like someone else. I'm just going to adjust my voice down a bit more, and turn up his bass a bit more. This was our first time on a new board so my settings aren't perfected yet.

runandshoot

August 26th, 2023 at 4:59 PM ^

I have no issues with you or Brian's volume. I enjoy the energy of the podcasts, both in volume and in content.

I do however, despise the mic noise. It made it really hard to listen without taking a break.

And it is a really great series of podcasts.

jhayes1189

August 26th, 2023 at 7:24 PM ^

I honestly didn’t notice anything at all in these 2 podcasts this week, and now I feel like the OP is pointing out something that I now won’t be able to unhear all of a sudden. I could heard all content from all of those speaking clearly as far as i can remember.
 

Love the podcasts, no single college football team has better and more in-depth content than the MGoPodcast. Thank you all. 

BKBlue94

August 28th, 2023 at 9:32 AM ^

Was just thinking the same thing. I've had no problem at all, but now I bet I'll hear the issues. Hard to be mad at the OP for so politely encouraging quality improvement, but I hope doing it so publicly doesn't have negative impacts for people's experience (mine specifically haha)

Cdat33

August 27th, 2023 at 8:37 AM ^

Ok cool. I have this board at work too. What’s mics do you have? I had similar issues that I’m working through so I may have an idea. Once I try my new setup I may have a suggestion for you. I’m not an audio engineer but I’ve worked with video and audio for sometime. I work out problems a lot and find people much smarter than me. Not knocking you guys, love the content. Always have. 

Optimism Attache

August 26th, 2023 at 2:44 PM ^

I've honestly never noticed this. As someone else mentioned, I have heard background kiddos a few times but that sound is fleeting and it doesn't bother me (my kids bomb my work calls all the time). 

Perkis-Size Me

August 26th, 2023 at 2:44 PM ^

Interesting that I’ve never noticed. Not saying you’re wrong but I’ve gone through most of the defensive preview this week, listened to the whole offensive preview, and I listen to him every week for the MGoBlog Roundtable and never feel like I have any issues. I do hear the kids but that’s hardly an issue. For me, anyway.

blueandmaizeballs

August 26th, 2023 at 2:56 PM ^

Well in another news we were 2nd to Miami Moneycaines today when Patterson the safety who is Chris Ewalds teammate committed to them.  He told ESPN it was Michigan or Miami and they payed upfront so he choose the money. 

Being dead serious when he said it was Michigan or Miami.  He has another teammate that is committed to Miami Also.  But money and a new car is what swayed him. 

Perkis-Size Me

August 26th, 2023 at 4:17 PM ^

If he chose them because of the money then I have a hard time believing that he would’ve ever “fit” with Michigan’s culture. In other words, he would’ve never came here anyway, or even if he did, it wouldn’t have ever really worked out. 

Can’t blame a kid for wanting to get paid, but if you’re okay with playing in front of a stadium that’s 25% full with a completely indifferent fanbase, never going better than 8-4, that’s your business. 

highlow

August 26th, 2023 at 9:23 PM ^

What part of the M culture would he have not worked with?  You can be a team-first guy, put in the hours, etc, etc, and want to be paid for your work, I think.

Also, I trust the staff enough on culture stuff - they wouldn't offer a guy who they thought would be a bad fit.

Bigger point here is that as long as M fan make a virtue out of losing guys because we wouldn't make competitive financial offers, we'll keep losing guys because we don't make competitive financial offers.  Let's not do that!

NeverPunt

August 26th, 2023 at 2:57 PM ^

Never noticed it myself and I listen to everything they put out. Maybe try shittier headphones? Mine are quite shit.

also are we not doing “META:” anymore? You guys gotta tell me this stuff. You miss one meeting….

TRIPP3

August 26th, 2023 at 3:46 PM ^

I agree, I sent Seth a email about this today. I love the podcast, but the mic is driving me nuts. I don’t think we are asking too much to have clean audio. I want to hear what Brian and Seth are saying. Please fix this.

Frizz1

August 26th, 2023 at 3:53 PM ^

Thank you for posting this!  I love the podcast content so I gutted through 2 hours of the mic but I was having trouble hearing anything else at the end. 
Would be happy to contribute to the better mic collective