you are posting items ridiculing Edwards for being on Belle Isle but have no justification to believe what he says isn't true. further, your jokes in #3 allude to something you should not speculate on without justification.
i demand Section 1 provide justifiable prove for his ambiguous, speculative post that alludes something more than what has come out is true.
i plan on posting about this for the next 3 weeks.
Don't you have the power to delete this?
And, isn't this the type of thing that should be deleted?
If yes, and yes, then please do.
but have not been a mod since PSU weekend
hence the added snark since then. which is kind of liberating to be honest.
Was it Death by Live Blog comments?
that actually never came up. and death would be an extreme term considering i'm still around obviously
i would have renamed the thread "The Unfunny Seinfeld Episode Where Section1 Got Hypocritical" and locked it for negbang efficiency
I would have been 4000% behind that. If it matters, which I'm sure it does.
GeauxBlue would also like you to know that if Braylon actually had been drinking, he would be expected to beg forgiveness and mercy from all involved and promptly explain to the police in detail exactly why he was guilty as a matter of law. Otherwise he'd be a LIAR like that jerk Jalen.
Because we all know that GEAUXBLUE OWNS HIS MISTAKES
/not defending this stupid, unfunny thread
Don't do this again, just BUCKLE UP
. . . yet another thread started by Section 1 that made me cringe before I even read it.
And I'm still cringing.
This thread is a prime example of why negbangs are needed.
David Letterman you are not...
lolwut?
Shame on me for reading past the part that said "Section 1"
FML
I just saw "Section 1" and "-40" so i negged on sight and scrolled down to see people yell at him. We need negbangs back..
I just saw "Section 1" and "-40" so i negged on sight and scrolled down to see people yell at him. We need negbangs back..
EDIT: I just thought I'd say it twice, in case you didn't see it the first time
Via The Freep (I know, I know): Police said no one was ticketed, and alcohol does not appear to be a factor. Maybe you should shut up now.
But you left out the very next paragraph, which seems intended to plant doubts in the mind of the reader:
In September, Edwards was arrested in New York City on drunken-driving charges. According to multiple news reports, he had a blood-alcohol level twice the legal limit.
Section 1 and the Free Press—on the same page.
Interesting enough most news sources say "Edwards involved in a minor car crash", but the Freep had to go blow it up with "loses control". Only the Freep decides to make it sound worse.
That's undoubtably where he got his info from.
an epic fail in the funny department. You should have put some more effort into this as I don't imagine very much competition is to be had for this type of post.
Good thing this didn't come from the Freep or else Section1 would have...wait...oh, nevermind.
You know what the sad thing is? I have actually read on other message boards (both Michigan related and otherwise) that Section 1 is the most annoying message board personality they have ever seen.
please god let there be links
Please!
I am having trouble finding exactly where I saw it, but I know that it was in this forum: http://www.sportsinferno.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4 I'm just not sure which thread.
And as far as Michigan fans thoughts on him, well, look no further than very thread.
It's been 20 minutes. Why hasn't this turd been flushed yet?
Mods are drunk and/or prepping for Dear Leader's wedding?
Mentioning "Braylon Edwards" to Dear Leader on his wedding day would be cruel. I'm just thinkin', Dear Leader's opinion of Braylon probably lies somewhat to the South of mine...
I believe the top reason would be because your aunt left it to you in her will and you dont' want a Bibleland built on it.
signed,
Robert E. Lee-Schwartz
because I've listened to that program maybe a half dozen times in my life, and not once in many months. I certainly won't suggest that 'great minds think alike.'
I call bullshit. As a matter of fact, thinking back on all your douchey posts and brainless rants, I am willing to be you ARE Valenti.
I KNEW it. You suck.
"Look at me. I'm Section 1. I hate Braylon because he badmouthed the worst coach in Michigan history, and I have such a pathetic sized boner for that coach that I have to post some passive aggressive bullshit to alleviate said boner. Also, I'm an uppity ass prick. Thus, I'm off to my den to enjoy a nice cigar and admire my RR memorabilia, which covers every inch of my walls, and think about what could have been if poor Richy actually had had a chance to succeed, because, as you know from my millions of posts, everybody was so darn mean to him that Michigan football implosion was imminent under his watch."
I'm just hoping RR gets that Clemson job and Section 1 bandwagons on after him. Let him go infest their message boards.
I'd like to comment on that comment by JBE but I can't cause I'm laughing so damn hard I truly cannot articulate anything remotely cogent at all.
Although I don't agree with many of Section 1's points or opinions, and if this was meant to be funny it is a fail, Braylon does tend to have stupid/irresponsible runnins with the law usually when driving. He seems immature and self-absorbed, which usually happens when you were the best WR in college at your time and one of the top WR in football today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braylon_Edwards
Ticketed for going 120 in a 65 zone is a douche move and so is DUI. But, the reports about his incident in Belle Isle stated alcohol was not a factor, so the booze one could be comparable to the remarks Sec 1 made about Dohrmann being sued for libel or fabricating facts.
Or, as they say in the South, "Bless his heart."
Is section 1 actually Mike Valenti?
50/50 Chance, and at worst they both are douche nozzels so might as well be compared to each other.
Belle Isle ate my last Michigan Hat...
This was in bad taste.
This thread confirms it. In the Brady Hoke era, Braylon Edwards has been rehabilitated. The votes have been tallied, the tribe has spoken. Braylon is no longer beyond the hot seat. Until July 22.
Brady Hoke "gets it."
Why can't you?
He's a Michigan Man! From Lloyd Carr's University of Michigan! A tremendous Michigan Man!
And don't you forget about toughness.