B1G Championship Haikus
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:31 AM ^
OSU vanquished.
But as JJ said postgame:
Job not done. Go Blue.
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:34 AM ^
Let’s win it back to
back in Indy for another
run to the natty
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:22 AM ^
Your second line has an extra syllable. This would work, though:
Let's win back to back
in Indy for another
run to the natty
December 2nd, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
All thanks!
we could use a few catches of that quality tomorrow evening
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:34 AM ^
81 grad am I
Leaving right now for Indy
So happy today
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:37 AM ^
Punt punt punt field goal
Intercept intercept oh
wait that was last week
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:39 AM ^
purdont has no chance
happy warrior mission
back to back baby
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:43 AM ^
We Don't Need This Game
But It Would Be Nice To Win
Don't Lose Momentum
The Big Ten West Offers
Purdue As Its' Finest Team
Michigan Chuckles
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:49 AM ^
Purdue's got talent
Purdue's got heart. Purdue's stout.
But Purdue? Pur-don't.
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:54 AM ^
Football Saturday
An old, fat Purdue losing
betrayed by the field
December 2nd, 2022 at 9:57 AM ^
Michigan's title
While Purdue gets smothered in
Michigan's gravy
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:07 AM ^
Black and Gold Purdue
Meet Maize and Blue Wolverines
Big Ten Champs repeat!
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:09 AM ^
Purdue? Sure, why not.
A difficult school to hate.
Like eating oatmeal.
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:22 AM ^
Easier to hate when you remember what happened to Wilton Speight
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:07 AM ^
Your response was almost perfect as a haiku (just needed to be slightly altered):
Easier to hate
when you recall what happened
to ol' Wilton Speight
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:14 AM ^
B stands for Big 10's
Best, Barrett blitz, blowin up
a Boilermaker
Try to make it known,
13 and 0, hang banners
while beating coach Brohm
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:15 AM ^
A2 to Indy:
Go west on route ninety-four
Then sixty-nine.... nice!
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:36 AM ^
A2 to Indy:
Go west on route ninety-four
But but... sparty fans said Michigan doesnt know the way to Indy?
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:21 AM ^
Coach Third Base puckered
Boilermakers last standing
Back to back titles
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:22 AM ^
Back to back Big Ten
Champions we will soon be.
On to the playoffs
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:55 AM ^
Every time the board does these it astounds me how few people on here can count to five or seven.
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:05 AM ^
Math isn't everyone's strong suit...ha!
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:49 AM ^
I've got 3 responses to your comment:
• Counting to 5 can be tricky if you're wearing mittens.
• 7 sounds a lot like 11, with confusion understandable
December 2nd, 2022 at 3:31 PM ^
Go to School at State
Learn to count to eleven
Only score seven
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:04 AM ^
Michigan back in
Indy for the title game
Go blue by 20
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:14 AM ^
Michigan rollin'
Much like an Eighteen Wheeler,
Bulldogs here we come!
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:17 AM ^
there will be chaos
slaughter bedlam destruction
despite our decorum
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:45 AM ^
Dang spell check 😂
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:23 AM ^
Birthday tomorrow
Michigan wins another
Happy birthday, me
That vid from last year
Lady sings sad-happy song
What song is that please?
Seriously, I'm racking my brain trying to remember that video on YT and the song, but it escapes me. One from after the osu game (or maybe BTCG). Not the Meyers Family one after osu with Mr Brightside, although that one is also great.
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:42 AM ^
With OSU done,
Michigan's ascendence is
a formality.
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
purdue can claim that
they have the world's largest drum
M has the best team
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:49 AM ^
Purdue has a drum
That is big but Michigan
Beats them like a drum
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:46 AM ^
These Boilermakers,
despite their reputation,
no giant-killers.
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
Griese thwarted Bump
So no '64 N.C.
Not this time Boilers!
December 2nd, 2022 at 11:59 AM ^
We can't talk about _____
Until we beat OSU
and MSU. Check!
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:00 PM ^
John Purdue gave land
So they named the school for him
Now the team gives ground
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:00 PM ^
The job is not done
Big Ten Championship Game
Let's win back-to-back
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:01 PM ^
Just getting started
on our national title
run. Let's fucking go.
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
Michigan's O Line
will be the diff'rence makers -
Imposing their will.
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:57 PM ^
An apostrophe
to fit the syllable count.
Oh so scholarly!
December 2nd, 2022 at 12:57 PM ^
There once was a school from the West
That somehow turned out as the best
But was not in the least
Prepared for the East
A bump in the road on our quest
There once was a mascot named Pete
Who was creepy AF and not sweet
He's pure nightmare fuel
Like a site made from HUEL
Nonetheless, prepare to be beat
December 2nd, 2022 at 1:08 PM ^
Purdue in Crosshairs
JJ's aims his Howitzer
Passchendaele Again
December 2nd, 2022 at 1:35 PM ^
We destroyed the bucs
But Championships matter too
Let's do it again
December 2nd, 2022 at 10:01 PM ^
Spoilermakers what?
Toot Toot Toot Mother Fuckers!
Harbaugh is coming.