Another Decommit - I Blame Delaney [parody]
“Much of being a legend is about fame,” said the recruit. “And while that’s great, fame doesn’t necessarily leave a positive impact on the world. Leaders do. So I wanted to play for a team that is associated with leaders. Let those other teams worry about being legends.”
Illinois head coach Ron Zook said he is excited to get his commitment.
“I was honestly worried when we were placed in the Leaders division that we would miss out on all the kids who want to be legends,” said Zook. “But this young man is showing that he has great character. You can’t have enough players like that.”
Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez says he pleaded with him to reconsider.
“Before the conference announced the division names, he was 100-percent committed to Michigan,” said Rodriguez. “If it wasn’t for the division names, that young man would be wearing maize and blue next year. I told him that they were just meaningless, soul-crushing, corporate-created placeholders, but he said he didn’t want to risk it.”
This sucks. Discuss amongst yourselves.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
You scared me.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^
we kind of run the gamut
December 14th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
Dude, for real you scared me too.
December 14th, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^
December 14th, 2010 at 8:50 PM ^
Hahaha! Now, seriously what would ever make you think he was on coke and roids at the same time?????????????? /s
December 14th, 2010 at 9:59 PM ^
Ok, now that made my abs hurt. I'll be sore in the morning damn you!
December 14th, 2010 at 3:32 PM ^
change the title buddy, you gave me a semi heart attack.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^
...MGoShoe and then demand that I change my post's title?
You'll get nothing and like it.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
/Butseriouslyheartattack
December 14th, 2010 at 4:02 PM ^
...to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
December 14th, 2010 at 4:27 PM ^
younger than you to the gas chamber. I didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
Well you can't blame Lloyd Brady
December 14th, 2010 at 3:41 PM ^
blame someone who is always right.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
Threw my Biggby's Mint Hot Chocolate at the wall in ANGAR when I saw this thread. If that had happened, you sir would have been hunted down to pay for making me do that.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:47 PM ^
Brand whore.
/joke
December 14th, 2010 at 3:54 PM ^
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/sales pitch
December 14th, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
Like a new age horror movie, one of those that try to just pop out things to scare you for an instant then move along. Very un-nice!
December 14th, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
Thanks Oops I Crapped my Pants!!
December 14th, 2010 at 7:32 PM ^
no you didn't, we would've seen it in your avatar
December 14th, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
This reminds me of a thread started by the WLA where they completely made up a prospect and had the board flustered for a few hours trying to look the kid up. I don't remember what it was called, if I could find it, I'd post a link. Maybe someone else knows what I'm talking about.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
This is not cool (for scaring me and the other MGoBlogmates), but it is funny.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:44 PM ^
Take it!
I don't want it anymore.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:46 PM ^
Just like the Babe said in The Sandlot: "Heroes get remembered, but legends never die."
December 14th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
This kind of post is NSFW and NSFH. It is just plain NS for anything, anytime, anywhere. I'm kinda on edge, ya know?
December 14th, 2010 at 4:17 PM ^
...a big hug. It will make you feel better. Remember, everything will be ok.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
December 14th, 2010 at 3:49 PM ^
Well executed. I still hate you, but that was well executed.
December 14th, 2010 at 4:19 PM ^
...I don't hate you.
Life's too short for hate. The world deserves better from us all.
December 14th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^
I don't know how, but somehow you flipped this upside down on me and I feel like a jerk after you were the one who almost gave me a heart attack.
You've got skills.
December 14th, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^
"What's wrong?"
-That's what my co-worker just said to me when I loaded mgoblog, saw the title of this thread, and said, "fuck, you've got to be kidding me!?"
December 14th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^
"MGoMindYourOwnDamnBusiness"
(sorry, I just wanted to say that, but feel free to use it if you want)
December 14th, 2010 at 4:10 PM ^
It's still better than getting Rickrolled. Good stuff.
December 14th, 2010 at 4:53 PM ^
I only talk about imaginary UM recruits who want to remain Legends.
December 14th, 2010 at 6:19 PM ^
This parody was actually somewhat funny, unlike the many parodies of the same CC post that seem to keep popping up on the board. I'd almost think those are real opinions - but that would just be silly.
December 14th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
Leaders Legend really decommit?? Gosh Dangit why does this crap keep happening to us. I am MGoFurious!!