so much for that
Afternoon Games Open Thread
but they have our number. I can't believe Michigan hasn't beaten these chumps in recent years.
Ugh...can tonight come any faster? It's like all the good games come on tonight.
If I say a duck can pull a truck, shut up and hook the sucka up!
Yea, this is an awful slate of games. Only the big tens suckitude has kept it mildly entertaining
Tom Gholston not starting today due to missing too much practice this week. Way to live up to that hype.
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
But he's expected to still play. I don't get how this is a punishment at all. Okay, you can't be there for the first play, but you can play the whole rest of the game. So what?
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
The first play against EASTERN.
BTW, did anybody see the graphic earlier that showed to countdown to kickoff between msu and Western?

"'Pun-ish-ment?' Are you speaking English right now? I don't know what that word means."
Or, if you'd like,

INVISIBLE PUNISHMENT
Head still spinning. Did the B1G just lose to another MAC school?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Come on Eagles, let's make it two!
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
Soon it will be "Did the B1G just beat a MAC school?!"
Try not to lose by 60.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
Commentator in the Penn State/Temple game just stated, of Matt McGloin:
"he's the type of player you'll see fighting for an NFL roster spot next August".
Srsly. WTF with television these days.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
Staee has the oldest band in the B1G, but it doesn't mean their footwork isn't atrocious.
I can't figure out why there'd be much difference among college bands in the average age of the performers.
Did a bunch of State's kids get held back a couple of years in school or something?
Did the guy I the booth really just say "speaking of pretty good, lets talk about Andrew Maxwell." Never thought anybody would utter those words after last week.
THIS IS MICHIGAN
I can't stand the BTN announcers. They're determined to make every single team sound like a MNC team.
"The wide receivers are predicting a very different game is week!" Well no freaking duh, it's EMU! Come on!
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
Rebecca Haarlow may have unintentionally set her make-up gun to "whore" when she got dressed.
Ga Tech returner just safetied himself on a kickoff!!!
"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron
After stopping the Ginger one and Penn State:
"This Temple defense is better than anyone in the country thinks".
I am a Temple Owl all day and the above statement re: defense is beyond ridiculous.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
Based on the BTN pre-game highlights, I am forced to conclude the MSU-Notre Dame game never happened.
I love Eastern's Jerseys. Nicest combination of green and white in the nation.
THIS IS MICHIGAN
Funny, I was just going to comment on how bad I think they look. Kinda like the car of that punk kid down the street that has various pieces permanently in primer.
Well, I guess the jersey does look nice. Its just the rest of the uni that looks gross.
Oregon State forced a 3 and out vs UCLA and is moving the ball well right now. I have some friends who go to UCLA, so lets go OSU!!
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
Too bad the team blows.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
I'm switching between espn and btn and I've never realized how much better the picture quality is on espn.
...those Missouri helmets made me just throw up a little in my mouth.
But they are in the SEC.
That trumps all.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
(insert Jerel Worthy joke)
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
Please tell me these are pro combat (or whatever their supplier calls it). These are right up there with the nd clover in the top five ugliest helmets I've seen.
Ps way worse than anything Michigan has done with their unis
If you spell Crisler like the car company you should hand in your fan card before the next meeting.... Same goes for Ferry Field
I would like to point out that the last time time CMU ripped the heart out of a B1G team with an onside kick, field goal and some help with late penalties that later that day M, Tate and Matthews did something special in beating the Irish. Just sayin.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
No, we'll lose to Iowa in OT
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Maxwell is like an old man out there. He hobbled to the sideline after that last tackle.
All in for some manball.
Eastern needs to remember not to put the "E" squarely on the primer on the helmet next time.
It's sad seeing the Rose Bowl so empty. Must be at half capacity today.
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon


I think Iowa should start asking for their money back, because Ferentz definitely isn't earning it.
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon