#5 Michigan at OUR BIGGEST RIVAL Illinois (BTN) 9PM ET

The announcers keep calling him “Coburn” but it’s spelled “Cockburn” on his jersey. A center with a name like that should be playing for Purdue. 

I'm not gonna lie, this movie made me think less of Illinois in my teens, I mean he went from Princeton to partying to obviously choosing a party school.

Then I visited Illinois with a friend in the early 90's long story short, there was bar, another bar, someone's apartment.  I ended up sleeping in my friends girlfriends friends dorm room with her and her boyfriend.  I had to listen to them have sex while the room spun.  Around 4 am I had to pee, so went to the bathrooms which were for some reason on the other side of the automatically locking doors which I had neither the knowledge of nor the ability to confront......or a key.

So there I was, a Michigan fan sleeping in the lobby of some UI dorm the night before Elvis Grbac beat Illinois and I had to endure of the most incredible 6 hours of abuse for being Illinois biggest rival while hungover with little sleep.

Good times.