I'm GLaD He's Back

Submitted by Seth on

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(Hit Play)

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here:

"HUGE SUCCESS!"

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

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But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.

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I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.

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Now these points of data make a beautiful line

MIN/G PTS PPG FG% 3PT% FT% REB PF AST TO BLK STL
36.1 1227 14.8 0.433 0.348 0.744 214 53 156 94 13 31

And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.

(I was all like…)

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa -
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THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great:
It's so delicious and moist.

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(But now I'm all like…)

Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

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And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
P.S. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
P.P.S. While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Final thought: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive.

Comments

Brendan

April 13th, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^

Definitely worth a playthrough.  Both games are kind of short, at least for the main campaign, so see if you can snag it when it is on sale on steam (Portal 1 might be cheap enough already though).  I believe they are both on Mac, or at least Portal 1 should be by this point.

Wisconsin Wolverine

April 13th, 2012 at 3:36 PM ^

The Portal series is like the computer game equivalent of graphic novels for people like me who don't always have the time or dedication to read through a full-length book - they are short, captivating, and feature wonderful stories & artwork.  And, to be honest, playing Portal is a unique experience from pretty much any other game I've ever played.  It makes you kinda scratch your head & marvel at what's actually possible in the gaming medium.

10/10, would recommend.

Meeeeshigan

April 16th, 2012 at 11:19 AM ^

I want to add my full endorsement of these games (Portal & Portal 2) to anyone who hasn't played them. Brilliant concept, challenging puzzles, good writing/sense of humor, and no (real) violence. I loved playing them and felt some true satisfaction in completing many of the tougher rooms. IMHO, 2 of the best games in recent memory.

hema

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hema

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hema

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