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Brian February 9th, 2021 at 12:28 PM

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Back on the court. Basketball is practicing again:

After two weeks of forced quarantine, the Wolverines had their first official practice on Sunday. For 90 minutes at Crisler Center, things were back to normal for the No. 3 team in the country. …

Livers said conditioning could be a concern. “We know that game shape, basketball shape, is different than just running miles and miles,” he said. But he also said he’s “a thousand percent confident” Michigan can pick up where it left off.

“It’s not going to happen overnight,” Howard said of his team’s conditioning. “There’s nothing like playing five on five. That will be part of our conditioning as well, to get our rhythm back.”

Wisconsin on Sunday is Michigan's first game off the layoff. They'll have five games to make up—it's unlikely all of them get rescheduled. Per Brendan Quinn, the Big Ten's first priority is getting everyone to play each other at least once so the Illinois game will get back on there somehow; Michigan has either played or has games scheduled against Northwestern, PSU, Indiana, and MSU.

More from that Quinn article about the daunting task facing anyone trying to reassemble the schedule in full:

Michigan would need to shoehorn 11 games into a 22-day window in order to play a full 20-game schedule. Nebraska, meanwhile, has to make up six postponements. Illinois and Michigan State each have three games needing to be rescheduled. Indiana and Penn State have two apiece.

Quinn broaches the idea of teams signing off on two games in three days or back-to-backs. If I had a dollar I'd bet that the MSU game that needs to get made up ends up being immediately before or after the currently scheduled M-MSU season finale at Breslin.

Bafflingly, the conference commissioner Quinn talked to could not confirm what would happen to the regular season championship in the event of uneven numbers of games. Just do winning percentage. There's no other sane way.

[After THE JUMP: Denard!]

The move. The conference tournament has moved to Indianapolis, which is where the NCAA tournament is going to be. Makes sense, kind of think they should dump the bottom four teams but that is apparently not happening.

RIP Robert Zavala. One of Michigan's prominent ushers died from COVID at the terribly young age of 49. Andrew Kahn on his life:

With the event team, working your way up entails literally working your way down. “As we get to know them and see their strengths, that’s when we move people to specialized positions,” says guest relations coordinator Terri Stocker. “(Robert) exuded that welcoming personality.”

It wasn’t long before he’d moved down to the tunnel at both Michigan Stadium and Crisler.

At football games, Zavala helped recruits and their families navigate the sport’s biggest stadium. He oversaw the visiting team’s buses, making sure they got in and out of the parking lot safely -- no small feat when the Spartans or Buckeyes came to town.

At Crisler, he worked north tunnel security, making the 100-minute drive from Midland to arrive as many as five hours before tip. Five-foot-11 and thick, Zavala looked the part of a bouncer but his actual job better suited his personality.

“He was always the friendliest guy,” says Todd Lipa, an event team staffer and friend. “Everybody loved to talk to Robert. He always wanted to make you feel like you had the greatest experience at the Big House or Crisler.”

Extremely Michigan relevant. Basketball's best shooters by location on the floor:

That's two Michigan players in the corners and transfer Colin Castleton in the high-ish post. Castleton has blown up this year, shooting 61% from the floor and checking in with a top-20 block rate. Quick check on Hoop Lens suggests that Florida is way worse on defense when he's on the floor, FWIW.

SP+ drumroll. Preseason SP+ rankings are out. Michigan checks in 23rd, fifth in the Big Ten behind OSU (4th), Wisconsin (9th), Penn State(14th) and Iowa (16th). Have to take those with a bigger grain of salt than usual because of the bizarre nature of last season, particularly as it applies to an injury and opt-out devastated Michigan team.

Denard on NIL. Ethan Sears interviews the guy who always comes to mind when name and image licensing comes up: Denard Robinson. Robinson's bubbly personality, cheetah speed, and lack of an NFL position means that he would have made a ton of money from NIL; his brief NFL career means that more of his football earnings potential was taken from him than just about anyone else, possibly in the country. Robinson:

“College guys gonna need a union,” Robinson said. “And I say that because they’re gonna need someone to represent them. Cause somebody gotta be in that room to represent them. If it’s just NCAA people representing them, well then they’re gonna look out for the best for themselves. So I think somebody’s gonna have to be in that room to represent them and come up with some solutions.”

Also Robinson panics when Sears tells him he's never played NCAA. The culture has suffered.

Etc.: I'm not sure why people are posting this on the internet again but sure I'll link Craig Ferguson's 2007 Britney Spears monologue. Also a recent follow-up article on it. Reviewing this year's Super Bowl commercials. Regent Ron Weiser should resign. Are you interested in a bubble watch with no mention of Michigan State? Patrick Mahomes re-enacted.

Comments

Mr Miggle

February 10th, 2021 at 4:55 PM ^

Is it player safety or not wanting one of the teams to be at a significant disadvantage? The women have an easy game tomorrow so maybe they would prefer to play at a disadvantage than likely miss it altogether. The Big Ten will make rescheduling the men's game vs ILL a priority.

Sambojangles

February 9th, 2021 at 4:00 PM ^

It looks like Illinois is using this week to make up other games they've missed. So maybe the two schools got together and decided that making up Ill/Nebraska on Friday would be better than forcing Michigan to rush back Thursday night? Given the lead time and planning necessary to schedule a make up game, they probably wanted to avoid planning to keep the game this Thursday then having to postpone it later (due to additional cases or any other reason), and missing an opportunity to play a game between different teams.

matty blue

February 9th, 2021 at 1:46 PM ^

the britney spears thing is (presumably) because there's a new documentary out about her that is, if i understand it, pretty uncomplimentary.

as to the craig ferguson thing: first of all, i'm utterly delighted to see it.  ferguson got sober just a while before i did, and his openness about it has been, honestly, a source of strength for me.  one of the things about alcoholism (mine, anyway) is that it needs to be discussed openly and honestly, without shame.  it's who i was, and who i am, even all these years since my last drink.

at the time he did this monologue, britney was going through the most public period of her breakdown, and he stood up and said, nope, i'm not going to make fun of her.  i'm going to (sorta) talk about what she might be going through, but no jokes here.  at the time, i really appreciated that approach.  i still do.  i'm constantly reminded about how lucky i was to get sober in obscurity.  i can only imagine how hard it might be as a public figure.

sheesh.  sorry, i went on there.  but i've watched that video twice today, and when i'm thinking about my sobriety sometimes i just need to start typing.

sometimes, telling my story to a bunch of strangers is what keeps me sober.  so thanks.

WindyCityBlue

February 9th, 2021 at 2:26 PM ^

Good to hear that you beat (and continue to beat) alcoholism.  To me, it's hard to define what alcoholism is.  For example, I average a drink (typically red wine) a day.  And I can easily drink a lot more on the weekend watching a Michigan football game (I mean, Michigan football drives us all to drink, amirite?!).  But my wife doesn't drink at all.  And she thinks I have a drinking problem.  But I disagree since I've been sober for years and haven't had a hangover in many more years.

I have a large family of mostly Irish people, whereby having a drink (or ten) is part of our family culture.  Then I married a Hispanic immigrant with a family of seemingly teetotalers.  Its interesting to see it when getting both sides of the family together. 

So what am trying to say.  It's hard to diagnose alcoholism because it has a different meaning to everyone.  And because of this, it takes great courage to admit that you are in fact an alcoholic.  Keep at it, man!

MJG

February 9th, 2021 at 5:16 PM ^

There is such a wide range to the term alcoholic. You almost have to identify when it begins having a negative effect on your life. 

And thanks for sharing, Matty. Sometimes it takes a long time to admit. Sober for 10 years, but I used to binge for weeks and weeks, usually not eating much and rarely sleeping, until my body simply wouldn’t let me drink anymore and I’d go through withdraws, often having auditory and visual hallucinations, which, in retrospect, were sometimes very, very interesting, and then have to check myself into the hospital. 
 

I can’t imagine going through that with the whole world’s eyes on me. 

El Jeffe

February 9th, 2021 at 2:39 PM ^

On a less important (than people being in recovery) topic, does anyone know what the efficiency scale means numerically? I get that green is better than red, which makes Langford's appearance deliciously ironic, but what does an efficiency number of, say, 25 mean relative to one of 40? Other than 40 > 25 I mean.

MGoStrength

February 9th, 2021 at 2:54 PM ^

Robinson's bubbly personality, cheetah speed, and lack of an NFL position means that he would have made a ton of money from NIL; his brief NFL career means that more of his football earnings potential was taken from him than just about anyone else, possibly in the country.

One the one hand, I love me some Denard.  He's just a good dude and was an awesome football player to root for at UM.  And, I want to feel bad for him.  But, he did still earn almost $3 million dollars in his 4 years in the league, which is probably more than I'll earn in my lifetime.  To be clear, he deserved WAY more.  I want to feel sorry for him, but I can't when I'm too busy feeling sorry for myself and my lowly teacher salary slumming it. Last I checked he was still working with the Jags as a quality control coach, but who knows if Meyer will keep him around.

matty blue

February 9th, 2021 at 3:24 PM ^

i'll do my own "on the one hand" thing - and please note that i'm not being in any way argumentative.

but yeah - by 'normal person' standards, denard's football career made him something resembling a rich man.  $3 million bucks is a lot of bread.  on the other hand, how much has u-m made from officially licensed #16 jerseys?  far, FAR more. 

i actually feel worse for guys like...oh, hell, i dunno.  someone who was hugely popular in college but never made it to denard's level as a pro.  mateen cleaves comes to mind, although he stuck longer than i'd remembered.  can you imagine how many mateen cleaves jerseys sparty would have sold?  and still would?

Sambojangles

February 9th, 2021 at 3:51 PM ^

One example is Maurice Clarett, he would have been worth millions as the RB on an OSU MNC team. Instead the NCAA prevented him from monetizing that and the NFL prevented him from entering the draft and getting a rookie deal when he thought he was ready. No doubt his own problems contributed to his downfall as well. As an aside, I see he's worked hard to get his life back on track - good for him. 

I have a couple of Michigan suggestions: a whole bunch of Michigan basketball players under Beilein who never had a chance to make it in the NBA: Douglass and Novak, Courtney Sims, Spike Albrecht, Derrick Walton and Mitch McGary all would have been popular enough in college and had their potential earnings by the NCAA rules. 

Also, there is an alternate reality where Tom Brady flames out of the NFL as most 6th round picks do, and never makes much NFL money. As two-year starting QB at Michigan, his NIL earnings would have been a ton while in school. For him it all worked out, of course.

matty blue

February 9th, 2021 at 4:48 PM ^

i actually had mitch mcgary in there on my first pass.  totally agree.

i also agree on the brady alternate reality...obviously, he's a great player now (duh). but if drew bledsoe doesn't get knocked out in that first super bowl season, maybe the pats win with bledsow and brady literally never gets his shot in new england.  i absolutely recall "will drew bledsoe be able to play in next week's super bowl, if tom brady falters?" stories.  i mean, talent will out, usually, but not always.

MGoStrength

February 9th, 2021 at 6:02 PM ^

Also, there is an alternate reality where Tom Brady flames out of the NFL as most 6th round picks do, and never makes much NFL money. As two-year starting QB at Michigan, his NIL earnings would have been a ton while in school. 

He'd be the one guy who's backup (Henson) was making more than him lol.

ShadowStorm33

February 9th, 2021 at 5:43 PM ^

I've brought this point up before, so I'll keep it short. But how much of the money that Michigan has made from Denard is due to Denard, and how much is due to Michigan? I.e., if he played for a MAC school instead, how much would they have made off of him? And I think the answer is a LOT less. So I don't really feel bad about Michigan making a bunch of money off of Denard when the reason most of that money was made is because he was the QB at Michigan. Michigan created the market, Michigan drove the demand, so in my eyes it's only fair that Michigan should keep most of the profit...

bronxblue

February 9th, 2021 at 8:08 PM ^

This is the classic chicken-and-egg question, though.  Michigan "created the market" because for decades they got the best players and won a bunch of football games.  If those great players went elsewhere, there wouldn't be a market for Michigan football and they'd be out their chunk of the billions of dollars these sports generate every year.  Denard helped keep Michigan nationally relevant and helped give them access to high-profile bowl games, huge games on TV, sold-out attendance, etc.  He's part of that history, just like every player before him.  To say that the players are just riding on the coattails of the school presupposes that the idea of Michigan football would matter without them, which seems like a dubious assertion. 

MGoStrength

February 9th, 2021 at 6:01 PM ^

but yeah - by 'normal person' standards, denard's football career made him something resembling a rich man.  $3 million bucks is a lot of bread.  on the other hand, how much has u-m made from officially licensed #16 jerseys?  far, FAR more. 

Yeah, no doubt.  Wish Denard all the best.  Love Denard, just don't feel bad for him.  To feel bad for him I'd have to feel bad for myself.  I work hard.  I spent thousands of hours on my education, my craft, etc.  I'm way underpaid.  But, I accept it and don't feel bad for myself, so I can't for him for being way wealthier, even if he deserved more...many of us do.

i actually feel worse for guys like...oh, hell, i dunno.  someone who was hugely popular in college but never made it to denard's level as a pro.

Scot Frost?  lol, he's making millions too, but guys like him, Tommy Frazier, JT Barrett, all those dual threat QBs that weren't great throwers.  

Laser Wolf

February 9th, 2021 at 3:10 PM ^

Had never seen that Craig Ferguson monologue but that was excellent. My parents are what I’d call “social alcoholics”. They did think they’re totally in control, just having fun with friends, they’ve earned the right to let loose in retirement, etc. They don’t realize that they’re alienating their kids, their kids’ spouses, their grandkids. It’s just not cute or fun anymore to put up with this sort of irresponsibility. And now that my brothers and I have gotten married and have kids, it’s a whole new perspective and we have to consider what a terrible example it is for our own kids. 

I am absolutely guilty of having one too many while watching a football game. While meeting up with old college friends for the first time in ages. While having people over for a BBQ (you know, when we used to do that). And I have this persistent nagging fear that I’ll slide into what they’ve become. They’re not cruel or abusive or what have you. Just counting down the hours until wine-o-clock each day.

Phew. Spiel over. Good luck with whatever struggle you all have out there.

teldar

February 9th, 2021 at 5:38 PM ^

If he's being pressured to resign because he's a Republican and didn't condemn the "riot" at the Capitol I think all Democrats who didn't condemn the shootings, assaults and deaths during the riots and the Pacific Northwest should also be asked to resign.I'm not going to even include Democrats who incited shootings, death, and violence outside of the BLM riots.

And yes. A very prominent Democrat went off the rails on one of his rants to the point one of his supporters went out and shot people. 

4th phase

February 10th, 2021 at 8:16 AM ^

He seems like a real piece of work. Calling a grad student who disagrees with him “probably a janitor based on mental ability” and sending the other regents unsolicited pictures of women in bikinis. Regardless of party, does that seem like someone who’s a good regent and takes his job seriously? I think the university can do better. 

 

Also why did you put capital “riot” in quotes? People died and property was destroyed. It was a riot. Trying to diminish it is dumb. 

 

HireWayne

February 9th, 2021 at 8:46 PM ^

This new Big Ten commissioner has been a mess.  

I know alot of mgobloggers had issues with Delaney but he was a good leader and made excellent business moves.  

This new guy is an empty suit.