An "Endzone" Preview: Gimmicky Top Five Comment Count

Brian

51x6VEt8wdL._SX327_BO1,204,203,200_Hello. I badgered John Bacon for an advance copy of his new book BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS , and John said to me "that is not the title of the book," and I said back to him "yes it is," to which he said "no it is not," and so forth and so on.

Several hours later he agreed to provide me one if I would, just once, say that the book's title is in fact "Endzone: The Rise, Fall, and Return of Michigan Football." The previous sentence has discharged that obligation.

Anyway, I tore through BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS in a couple days. Bacon asked me what he should cut, and I said nothing, and then he said seriously, and I told him to restore various things that had already been cut. I am extremely unhelpful.

I asked Bacon if we could run an excerpt. He said yes, but we had to wait for the people who pay money to have their window of exclusivity. I said well what else can we run, then, and we settled on a Gimmicky Top Five list of book revelations. This is that list. Bacon's got the text between the dashes.

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1. Dave Brandon was highly controversial as an AD candidate.

Michigan had the luxury of choosing among three candidates who were experienced, successful Division I athletic directors with deep ties to Michigan. But President Coleman asked the committee to interview a fourth, less conventional candidate: Dave Brandon.

Because Coleman made it clear she wanted Brandon to be the next AD, one Regent asked why she didn’t just appoint him, but she insisted on having a search committee. The committee had trouble deciding who the most qualified candidate was, but not the least: Dave Brandon. More than one member of the search committee told more than one Regent that Brandon was the least impressive candidate on the list. Despite pushing back several times, the committee members finally acquiesced to Coleman’s wishes and picked Dave Brandon.

2. The 2011 pursuit of Jim Harbaugh was half-hearted at best.

Among insiders, it’s debated even now if Brandon really wanted Harbaugh to become Michigan’s next head coach in 2011. “I do believe Dave wanted Harbaugh,” one member of Brandon’s leadership team told me, “but he wanted Jim on his terms.”

Brandon waited six weeks after the Ohio State game to fire Rich Rodriguez, even though it would have benefitted almost everyone to make the decision sooner; he rarely contacted Harbaugh, and declined to visit Harbaugh in person—sending not Michigan’s highly paid search consultant Jed Hughes, either, but Hughes’s subordinate, a young man named Philip Murphy.

After Harbaugh signed with the 49ers, his friend Todd Anson asked Harbaugh if he really had been interested in the Michigan job. Harbaugh paused, then replied, “ I just wasn’t feelin’ the love.”

Hackett and others would take the opposite approach in 2014, to bring Michigan’s prodigal son home.

3. Will Hagerup and various other student athletes will vouch for Brandon forever.

Endzone starts following punter Will Hagerup from his official visit, when he decided minutes before driving back to Wisconsin to go back to Schembechler Hall and commit to Michigan. “I wanted to be there so badly, that I knew I was never going to leave.” He proved it by refusing to transfer even after three violations of the team’s drug test, which entailed working a brutal summer job in a steel mill to help pay for a semester of school himself. He straightened himself out, and persuaded Brandon to give him a fourth chance.

At the 2014 Bust, he told the audience, “I want to thank Dave Brandon, a guy who has my lifelong respect and allegiance. He stuck his neck out for me multiple times and believed in me.”

A majority of the football players and other student athletes supported Brandon, too, right to the end, not to mention top coaches like Red Berenson, Carol Hutchins and Bev Plocki.

4. The student government leadership drove circles around Hunter Lochmann.

One day after they won the election in 2013, student government leaders Michael Proppe and Bobby Dishell started taking on the department’s General Admission seating policy for students. They put their education in statistics and public policy to good use, while pulling endless all-nighters, to prove empirically that General Admission was not only deeply unpopular, it didn’t achieve Brandon’s stated goals of getting students to the games, and on time. In fact, their surveys and analysis were more thorough and incisive than anyone else’s – including the department’s – and they handled themselves with more professional aplomb than most of the department officials in this story.

“Look, I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a jerk,” Proppe told me, “but Hunter [Lochmann] and his group were not as sophisticated as we were about analyzing data. When I looked at this data for ten minutes on an Excel spreadsheet, I could figure out what the data really meant.”

During two dramatic public meetings, the idealistic duo convinced the faculty and Regents their conclusions had far more merit than the department’s, which cost Brandon crucial support.

5. Brandon sowed the seeds of his own destruction from day one.

Over his four-year tenure, Brandon removed the safeguards protecting Michigan from a public relations disaster, one by one—usually by letting experience staffers go, from equipment managers to sports information directors—until Michigan was finally exposed during the 2014 Minnesota game. ENDZONE explains what really happened before, during and after the hit on Shane Morris – including a marathon meeting that stretched from 8 a.m. Monday to 1 a.m. Tuesday. The outcome created a national embarrassment – one that was far more a PR problem than a medical one.

About twelve hours into the meeting, they called in former sports information director Dave Ablauf to the room. “I will not forget his answer,” one person in the meeting told me. “ ‘At this point, it doesn’t matter. You guys put a coach out there at noon, and you told him to keep telling them you were going to have a statement from Michigan officials as soon as he was done. That was seven hours ago.

“’We’re going to get roasted on this. But given all that, you might as well tell the truth. Not that it will help much.’”

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Bacon says that "[BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS] tells the story of how the University of Michigan’s fundamental values were tested during the Brandon Era, and how the students, lettermen, alumni and campus leaders started a grass-roots effort to restore them – and succeeded, against long odds." That's true. After 300 pages of facepalm the last bits of the book are actually quite inspiring, as the Michigan community comes together and vows not to screw it up this time.

BONUS: Bacon has events coming up:

  • August 29th, Chicago, 12 PM: Bacon talks Endzone and takes questions at the Diag Bar & Grill. Following Bacon's appearance a panel of lettermen will do a Q&A.
  • September 1st, Ann Arbor, 7 PM: Bacon has as presentation and Q&A at Rackham auditorium on Michigan's campus.
  • He's also got a half-dozen dates set up through the fall around the midwest. Someone's let him into a cathedral for one of them.

I'll be at the Rackham one as a spectator. Say hi.

[EDIT: The lettermen panel is taking place on August 27th at Rockit Bar in Chicago. The book event at the Diag Bar & Grill is set for August 29th.]

Comments

Real Tackles Wear 77

August 4th, 2015 at 2:40 PM ^

I can't wait to read this book. While I would be interested to know how serious Harbaugh would've been about coming to UM had he been treated as a serious candidate in '11, I feel that with the circumstances working as they did, he is extremely likely to be in it for the long haul now.

Voltron Blue

August 4th, 2015 at 3:54 PM ^

What you didn't say, but I do believe, is that had Brandon hired Harbaugh in 2011, he might be on his way out soon (potentially after winning a national championship...), whereas now I agree that we have a good chance of having him long term (hopefully with multiple national championships...).

We will never truly know, but now that we're here...we may in fact be better off long term.  Which is not to excuse any of Brandon's actions, just that it works out that way sometimes.

 

gbdub

August 4th, 2015 at 2:44 PM ^

So what's the deal with point 3? Was it:

A) Brandon was actually a plus guy to Michigan athletes

B) Players would be similarly loyal to most ADs

C) Brandon built a cult of personality and an "us vs. them" mentality against non-athletes

 

If A was true, why was he so crappy dealing with fans? My worst fear about Brandon was that he was a generic corporate dude reliving his glory days by chumming it up with the football team without actually being good at running the department. Being good to players and crappy to fans / donors / students / etc seems to fit that.

Superfun Happy Slide

August 6th, 2015 at 1:25 PM ^

That's a great point, about the "us" versus "them" idea.  I attended a different school and was not a varsity athlete but the type of things I've heard at varsity sports banquets, where appealing to donors is a big part of the evening's objectives, the "our love for [insert your own school] is more significant than that of the typical student" vibe has always rubbed me the wrong way. 

No doubt, a student-athlete's appreciation is different than that of the good natured shmoes that pay full tuition and don't have the red (blue) carpet rolled out for them.  The key misinterpretation is in the term, "different."  Here is where the varsity sports scene organizers and hangers-on, of which the AD and his office are certainly in that category, too often have an inflated opinion of themselves.  All kinds of "different" types of people attend university football games.  Some spend significantly on their school passion.  Some simply drop a couple of bucks for a ticket and a pop.  The key is that the totality of the "different" types that make up a fan base all play a part in the success and visibility/lack-of-visibility of the university sports scene.  ADs and those who consider themselves important alumni/donors would be wise to appreciate the entire fan base and not just the uppity-ups. 

Maybe, had Brandon recognized the importance of everyone that drops cash on a ticket, he would have been able to ride out the bad press from rising costs and poor performance on the field. 

 

Blue Durham

August 4th, 2015 at 2:49 PM ^

I am really quite surprised that a guy that chooses "LochDogg" as his University of Michigan e-mail address is less professional and less sophisticated than members of the student government. Shocked actually.

gwkrlghl

August 4th, 2015 at 7:31 PM ^

but a guy with a position so lofty should know that all publically available media is a part of his  professional persona. That's Working in a Professional Environment 101.

If the dude doesn't realize that, then the fact that he was titled Chief Marketing Officer is somehow even more hilarious and sad

grumbler

August 5th, 2015 at 7:47 AM ^

Unfortunately, no.  40 Years is poorly structured, repetitive, and very badly edited.  I learned nothing from it I didn't already know, and was bored by it to boot.  Get If these Walls Could Talk (by the same two guys) instead; if you already have it, then you are done with worthwhile Falk books for the nonce.

Pinky

August 4th, 2015 at 3:03 PM ^

Why Mary Sue doesn't get more shit for the last 4 years is puzzling. Her cronyism and lack of oversight played such a large role.

kehnonymous

August 4th, 2015 at 3:16 PM ^

...However MSC's mistakes - cronyism, corporate incest, lack of oversight - are the kind of garden-variety malfeasances that any number of Teflon-coated CEOs make every day  She also was pretty good at staying out of the limelight as opposed to burnt effigy victims like Dave Branding who actively sought it out and Brady Hoke who has no choice but to take centre stage as the most visible public employee in the state.  

To make a convolutedly bad simile near and not-so-dear to Brian's heart - MSC is like a football coach who punts on 4th and short from the opponent's 45:  she screwed up but she screwed up in ways that all of her peers screw up so no one bats an eye.  DB's fuck-ups were like going for it on 4th and 30 from your own end zone - no one else screws up like that so everybody notices and rakes you over the coals for it.

gbdub

August 4th, 2015 at 3:29 PM ^

MSC's screwups were mostly related to the AD and therefore not the sort that the people who judge college presidents care about.

She had the added advantage of being out the door before the Brandon shit really hit the fan, and honestly I think that's the biggest part of it.  Hoke/Brandon survive a few more years and MSC gets a glowing review for making a bold, unconventional choice.

gbdub

August 4th, 2015 at 4:02 PM ^

Well yes, it is exactly that, because Brandon surviving supposes that.

But my point, which you miss, is that MSC's reputation is surviving better than it would if the Brandon implosion occurred a year earlier, but worse than it would if Brandon had survived an extra year. Her distance from the disaster is important to the question of "why isn't she getting more heat", which was the original point.

MichiganTeacher

August 4th, 2015 at 4:40 PM ^

Sure did miss that point; it sounded like you were defending Mary Sue. Then yes, I agree she is missing some blame because she is gone already. I hope that people come around on that. She was pretty terrible for the university in my opinion.

gbdub

August 4th, 2015 at 5:49 PM ^

Terrible running of the Athletic Department =/= terrible for the university though. Outside hiring DB and raising a metric crapton of money with the Michigan Difference campaign, I don't know a lot of the details of her tenure but thought it was generally well received.

What's the rest of your beef with her?

Needs

August 4th, 2015 at 6:54 PM ^

She did a pretty terrific job cushioning UM through the financial crisis, which hit peer institutions really hard. UM managed to make a number of really impressive faculty hires at a time when peer institutions were forced to cancel searches.

The Mad Hatter

August 4th, 2015 at 4:19 PM ^

I blame MSC and Bill Martin for everything.  Not just the last 8 years in the football desert, but everything bad that happens in my life.

Can't find my cell phone?  Fucking Bill Martin probably has it on his sailboat.  Didn't get that promotion?  Well that's because MSC had to promote one of her buddies instead.

MichiganTeacher

August 4th, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^

Well at least I get to say I told you so to all the Mary Sue defenders here and elsewhere. I still don't understand why anyone thought she was any good in the first place. I've heard the fundraising argument. It's about as justified as anything else said in her defense.

robpollard

August 4th, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^

I'll never forgive Brandon and Hoke for that nadir in the history of UM football. The only benefit is I left right before the Morris injury, so I don't have an actual, physical memory of that disaster scarring me for life.

That said, I didn't have to sit in a 29-hour (!) meeting afterwards, so I won two times, I guess.

MGoStrength

August 4th, 2015 at 4:29 PM ^

Brian noted that in lesson #5 that Brandon replaced a lot of experienced staffers with his own people.  I'm wondering how much UM has done to correct that?  Are Brandon's staffers still in their previous positions and is that a problem?

SBayBlue

August 4th, 2015 at 4:43 PM ^

IMO, she wasn't that good of a President. She raised some money for the University, yes, which is part of her job. But she did nothing to lower the cost of tuition for students, especially out of staters. I'm at the point now, as an alum, that I make a decent living, but will never be able to afford out of state tuition for my two daughters. They are going to a UC or other school. As good of an education, at 1/3 the cost.

She raked in $800K/year, yet she costed the school tens of millions in her steering the decision to hire Brandon. You make the decision, you get the credit/blame depending on the results. And the results were pathetic.

Oh...and she was drunk during halftime of a game. Shameful.

Schlissel is running circles around her.

matty blue

August 4th, 2015 at 4:43 PM ^

...let me tell you, there has never been a time when something was accomplished after the two-hour mark of any meeting, ever.  only a corporate dipshit would keep a meeting going after four hours, let alone SEVENTEEN.  good heavens.

beedub93

August 4th, 2015 at 5:04 PM ^

Can't wait to read the book.

Just like 3 & Out, I know I'll be pissed, mortified, pissed again, frightened and then left to accept what has happened over these past 7 horrific (save for 2011, which was a mirage) years.

Holy living fuck - what a train wreck/soap opera/call it what you will we've seen since 2008.



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Eye of the Tiger

August 4th, 2015 at 5:26 PM ^

I mildly disappointed in Three and Out (good read overall but I felt he was a bit too close to his subjects to affect the necessary degree of critical distance). But I'm very excited to read this.



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gwkrlghl

August 4th, 2015 at 7:34 PM ^

maybe I'm blinded because she was my Prez for all 4 years of my undergrad and she seemed like such a kind, sweet lady but hiring Brandon in defiance of far more qualified candidates AND insisting that it go through that dog and pony show of a search committee (presumably as a CYA in case Brandon failed miserably) is just lazy cronyism.

Superfun Happy Slide

August 4th, 2015 at 8:00 PM ^

Excited by the excerpts of John U. Bacon's newest Michigan Wolverine tell-all, re: the demise of tradition under former AD, Dave Brandon, I thought I'd share a vid that I ran into this past winter. Said video offers a perspective and timeline that differs from the story that is universally accepted at the UofM. By no means am I suggesting that the esteemed Mr. Bacon is off-base. My offering is simply an alternate universe caveat, one that suggests that all the evils and short comings that befell the mighty Victors were already well entrenched, before Brandon assumed the mantle. I'm not saying you can't or shouldn't hate Brandon...

The rest on my blog.

 

mtzlblk

August 4th, 2015 at 10:31 PM ^

MSC was pretty stellar in her role, I don't think many would argue that the academic side of UM is much better as a result of her tenure and that she had pretty sound judgement and decision making skills. What would cause her to push so hard for Brandon over candidates that were clearly more qualified?