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2022 MGoPhotos of the Game (Week 10): Nebraska Comment Count

BlueBarron November 13th, 2022 at 5:45 PM

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Michigan Football vs Nebraska 2022 (Patrick Barron)

Michigan Football vs Nebraska 2022 (Bryan Fuller)

Alex mentioned this in his gamer and on Twitter, but there's always one conference game per year that is extremely non-memorable. This was... probably that game for 2022. Seth and Bryan mentioned Maryland Amnesia in previous years (this year's Maryland game was, uh, eventful). But this game was... fine? I had fun. But as I got back through my photos I keep thinking "oh yeah" to things I will forget about in a few days. Just a routine day of generic beat-down football.

Several people pointed to last year's Indiana game as a parallel to this Nebraska game, including myself. I genuinely cannot remember 99% of that game. It was a night game and people were very much annoyed about it being a night game in November. I think there were a lot of media timeouts. Oh and Haskins hurdled a fool.

Any excuse to relive a Haskins Hurdle [Patrick Barron]

Not only that but Indiana attempted to hurdle a fool. It did not go well.

Any excuse to relive a failed hurdle [Patrick Barron]

If we're going to parallel last year's Indiana game then we must talk about the one thing that will be remembered and that is an attempted hurdle that didn't just not go well. It went so poorly that the hurdler was helmet dong-punched into the press box.

Has everyone already made the "is this targeting" joke? [Patrick Barron]

Immediately afterwards I got about 3-4 texts asking if I got this shot. Well here you go. Hans Moleman Productions would be proud.

We have liftoff [Patrick Barron]

Anyways that just about summarizes this game, Michigan outgained a bad Nebraska 412-146 and Michigan covered the biggest point spread in known Nebraska history. Now it's just the unknown Nebraska history we need to worry about.

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Michigan Football vs Nebraska 2022 (Patrick Barron)

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[More feet on the ground after THE JUMP]

Battle scars from Blake Corum's helmet. I, uh, hope that's just paint from Nebraska's helmets [Patrick Barron]
That's 7 for 9. Well technically 6 for 9 (heh). [Bryan Fuller]
All blues and flurries? Optimal football conditions for Michigan. [Patrick Barron]
Fullback mode engaged. [Bryan Fuller]
Sideways Jumpman logo [Patrick Barron]
Do not fact check if he caught this. It looked cool. [Bryan Fuller]
Look, a cool catch to Ronnie Bell that they didn't take away! [Patrick Barron]
Oof this play did not look... purdy. [Bryan Fuller]
This concludes the Nebraska scoring highlights [Patrick Barron]
Convenient sidelines guest for whenever you need to know what time it is. [Bryan Fuller]
Five yards and a cloud of dust, rinse and repeat for 3.5 hours [Patrick Barron]
All of the touchdowns were scored on Bryan's side of the field... [Bryan Fuller]
OPE sorry just scoochin' by ya [Patrick Barron]
28 point lead, don't care. [Bryan Fuller]
New Hallmark Channel flick just dropped. [Patrick Barron]
When threatened by predators, The Corum can shrink down to half of its already small size. [Bryan Fuller]
I get this same look when I tell people Chick-Fil-A is overrated. Which it is. [Patrick Barron]
Touchdowns get you head scratches. [Bryan Fuller]
Jazz hands [Patrick Barron]

Next week, calm before the storm.

Comments

MGlobules

November 13th, 2022 at 9:14 PM ^

I was glad the second player caught him. If it couldn't be his mama. Because I assumed he needed her at that stage. I mean, my nuts still hurt from watching that one, and unless he has a better set of retractors than I do, I assume he's still limping. My wife was horrified, and she can be pitiless. 

Koop

November 14th, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^

Putting my request in now for @BiSB to do another record-scratch "Yep, that's me" photo montage with the "I have made poor choices" hurdle.

I bet you're wondering how I got here.

It all started when I got in my head that hurdling Mike Sainristil would be a good idea.