January 25th, 2011 at 6:06 PM ^
"Hey Blake, what up, it's Ed and right here next to me is Ray. Let me tell ya bout Coach...."
January 25th, 2011 at 6:08 PM ^
.....Work that Magic.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:09 PM ^
So what's the plan then? In-school visit with Cooper, then drive over an hour to Countess' house, then drive back to Cooper for an in-home visit...
I heart Mattison
January 25th, 2011 at 6:12 PM ^
For anyone wondering, Countess and Cooper attend neighboring schools. I looked it up because I was confused how Mattison could be in two places at once. Maybe that's why he's such a good recruiter...
EDIT: Well, maybe not neighboring, but close enough.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:28 PM ^
January 25th, 2011 at 7:55 PM ^
Their schools are about 15 miles apart, which is like an hour drive around here.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:58 PM ^
Yeah, but Maryland isn't that big. With the exception of the BFE part that's basically WV, any two high schools in Maryland are neighboring high schools, and can be hit in one night.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:13 PM ^
January 25th, 2011 at 6:23 PM ^
I <3 Mattison is going to be a popular theme around here.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:26 PM ^
January 25th, 2011 at 6:37 PM ^
iz wee gonna signed Terrel Prior?
January 25th, 2011 at 6:43 PM ^
I enjoi cokaine almust az much as I enjoi yer mom.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:45 PM ^
Did you cook your own brain?
January 26th, 2011 at 5:37 PM ^
I would rather that this guy just pan sear it in olive oil, flipping occasionally so it cooks evenly.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:47 PM ^
You must have a very sad life
January 25th, 2011 at 6:47 PM ^
I remember my first beer.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:02 PM ^
Your village is looking for you.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:19 PM ^
Dark Blue,
This isn't the most clever thing you've ever done. You can come up with something better than "The Brain Cook"
PS: Your regular avatar creeps me out.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:26 PM ^
And +15000 cocktails to you
You are a genius
January 25th, 2011 at 6:44 PM ^
the Praying Mattis strikes again.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:45 PM ^
Who could he pray to? Himself?
January 25th, 2011 at 6:52 PM ^
i think he was going for "praying mantis"... but making a pun to suggest it was "praying mattis"
unless of course you were /s, in which case i apologize
January 25th, 2011 at 6:56 PM ^
Mattison preys on people who are not praying to be protected from his recruiting prowess.
January 25th, 2011 at 6:59 PM ^
for the offenses that we're going to we're going to make look plain silly from now on
January 25th, 2011 at 7:17 PM ^
If Joe Paterno snake oils Countess from us, I'm going to club him on his next walk to Beaver Stadium.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:33 PM ^
Sorry, I couldn't help it!
But seriously - We need this kid with McClure out of the picture.
January 25th, 2011 at 7:53 PM ^
January 26th, 2011 at 1:50 AM ^
his commitment to Michigan.
January 26th, 2011 at 5:39 PM ^
It seems more and more like the mantra was, "Recruit the f-ing country.....don't stop until you come back with a team that has talent to spare"