Time for Michigan Monday!

Submitted by maybaum on

"The Rutgers sideline looked like the aftermath of the Mount St. Helens eruption. Recruiting hosts and staff were laid one on top of the other like pummeled timber because of Jim Harbaugh's pyroclastic flow. His hellish firecloud took zero prisoners and even came back repeatedly throughout the night looking for survivors to destroy. And he found them. Every time."

http://theozone.net/Ohio-State/Football/2016/News/Michigan-Monday-Everybody-Hates-Rutgers

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LSAClassOf2000

October 10th, 2016 at 8:56 PM ^

Rutgers threw the ball 18 times and completed just two passes for a total of five yards. That's a passer rating of 'maybe you should quit football and focus on academics instead'. The Scarlet Knights tried two quarterbacks and each of them did complete one pass, so hooray for that.

I legitimately laughed throughout this article, but I almost fell out of my chair when he was talking about the QB play - if you can call it that - of Chris Laviano and Zach Allen. 

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J.

October 11th, 2016 at 1:12 AM ^

I think it might have been Rutgers' first offensive play. It was a jet sweep where the QB tossed it about a yard forward to the receiver, who then went around end for 6. In a just world, that would be a rush, and Michigan would have achieved the nearly-impossible feat of holding an offense to negative passing yards in an NCAA game. (By NFL rules, they did, since NFL sacks are subtracted from passing yards rather than rushing yards).

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xtramelanin

October 10th, 2016 at 9:44 PM ^

If you are reading this to your children, you might want to have them step away because the following sentences might be too much for our younger viewers to handle.

 

but yeah, the dogs/bees line is the winner.  if i had an account over at 11 W i'd sign in and tell him.  

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Steve Breaston…

October 10th, 2016 at 11:22 PM ^

Nah, it doesn't mean that, but it does mean that Michigan is no longer the kind of program that will lend a helping hand to a lesser foe who is trying to defeat them. Even a year ago we saw a Wolverine team that too often had a soft heart and would provide some charity to their opponents. Now, however, Michigan's cold, black heart is beating just fine. Opponents are all on their own and if they don't leave the premises Jim Harbaugh will release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Amazing!



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