February 2nd, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
Burn Burn Down Burn Down Hot Topic. Don't let it steal your soul away.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
Making Darwin cry since 1870...
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
If only there had been a car sitting on that kitchen table...
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:21 PM ^
I mistook 'car' for 'cat'...
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:26 PM ^
If I had to the spend every day of my waking life in the deplorable shithole that is Columbus, Ohio; I'd spend most of my nights drinking massive amounts of high-octane grain alcohol, too.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:36 PM ^
What was so great about the State of Ohio again? I mean, how did they get into the Union?
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
actually, it may not even be a state, just a bad territory...
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:42 PM ^
that scene in revenge of the nerds. let's hope they learn from history this time
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:49 PM ^
We used to pass Everclear around in a brown paper bag trying to get random people to drink it at parties (usually got spit right back out). Never let that shit cross my lips personally.
February 2nd, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^
Anyone else hoping this thread was about a concert on frat row gone terribly awry?
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:01 PM ^
Man, oh man. Wish they'd kept the cam running for a bit longer...
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:02 PM ^
I too thought this was about the band. I was a big fan of theirs when I was in HS>
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:12 PM ^
Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called Everclear.
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:21 PM ^
Goodbye esophagus, hello ulcer.