Jackhammer or wet noodle Coach?
This relates to the JH interview and the talk of his personality. I played football for 10 years. Youth ball to three years of D2 ball. I had a lot of head Coaches because of the poor high school program I played in. I know this board has former D1 players, high school ballers, etc. What kind of Coach did you prefer or what is your preferred style? I had two jackhammer style Coaches and they were by far the best and I liked them the most. I would still suit up at 57 years old for and play for those men on my one good knee. Alex Boone is full of BS. Bring on the jackhammer and the winning begins.
This is my second thread ever - I'll not joke(wet noodle) and choose better terms next time. Not the best thread, but a little fun and the jackhammer girl is 5 star talent.
I like to be slapped with a wet noodle.
EDIT: I don't mind being jackhammered either.
You are one kinky Koala.
Maybe you could be jackhammered with a wet noodle?
You and MeanJoe07 are the new RDT/WIAB
What is RDT/WIAB?
EDIT: I googled it. No we are not the same person. We're just dating via MGOBlog. It's a blogmance.
Only one of the greatest accidents to happen in the last few years on this site. It is enshrined in the Hall Of Fame (see "Useful Stuff" in the menu bar at the top of the page) in the "Alter Egos Exposed" section. Indeed, it is the only entry in that section as I don't think you can top this thread, which began so innocently as a request (from the user's second account) to edit a post made by the first.
Don't mind if you do.
The slogan at the top of this website literally celebrates that our coach is a jackhammer. This is a stupid question.
That said, if anyone answers "wet noodle," they should go away. So maybe this is a good idiot detector.
You know what else is a good idiot detector?
My mirror.
Nicest coach I ever had in any of the 3 sports I played competitively was also the coach that led us to a winless season. Everything below the pro level is almost always best coached by the tough approach.
He was tough when he needed to be, but was a nice guy all-around and a fantastic coach.
The best coaches can be both, as needed. If you have a coach limited to one role, SOB is probably going to be more fun to play for; suffering in practice that is redeemed by winning on the field is better than suffering on the field that is redeemed by winning in practice.
seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
I am upset that I didn't think of this considering my avatar.
+1 to you sir.
This got me fired. Thanks Bro.
It was when you showed everyone how your wet noodle became a jackhammer, right?
that is the best .gif you have ever posted.
she is better than Kate Upton
If I give her money will she have sex with me? I'm guessing the answer is yes.
Time to raid the 401k. Sorry kids.
To bang Stephanie McMahon.
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To find out who this is. Somebody help a brother out. Who is this very talented woman?
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Yay sexy bits!
Google be damned - this gets my seal of approval.
Unsafe work conditions!!!
Why isn't that Jackhammer wearing protection?
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wet noodle all day. I didnt care bout winning, just rocking sick gear and swagging out
"I'm just telling you the right way to do it, if you want to look at me like, like, like with that look, go fucking somewhere else"
I would never recover from this. ^^^
That's the only thing I got from this.
thread now. Everyone is all worked up over in the are you really an alum thread.
So let us use this one to tell dick jokes and stare at that outstanding .gif posted up-thread.
Coaches needing to be assholes to be good is the most tired cliche in all of sports.
At my old high school the freshmen team was coached by more of a player's coach (who also coached the track team) and the varsity by an asshole (who had some significant success the year before I arrived on campus).
The freshman team went undefeated pretty much every year while the varsity posted mediocre results. There was a guy a few years ahead of us who started as a sprinter, won the state championship in the high jump as a junior, and was a tall, muscular, athletic dude, basically a prototype WR. The head coach called him "Forest Gump" on a near-constant basis. He quit football to focus on track instead. My buddy was on a league winning 4x100M relay team (he was a junior with three buff, very fast dudes who were a year ahead of us). All four guys ended up quitting the football team at some point due to either a complete lack of playing time in favor of way less athletic guys or just getting sick of the abusive atmosphere (all three older guys were black, and I'm pretty sure there was a racial element to that whole situation as well). Two offensive linemen on those teams ended up turning down interest/offers from places like Oregon State and South Carolina because they were just sick of football by the time they graduated.
If you're such a dick that the most talented guys end up not playing or leaving the team entirely, you aren't doing yourself any favors and your record will probably reflect that.