Gopher fans describe the game
October 8th, 2023 at 9:41 PM ^
Visit RCMB in two weeks. You will see how different it will be after the destruction they are going to face.
October 8th, 2023 at 10:12 PM ^
The scUM officials are on the take. The Big Ten is too busy (insert inappropriate sexual reference) to Jim Harbaugh. That Blue Wall makes them look like saints, but we all know they cheat and they’re buying players just like they always have. F—- ESPN. I can’t wait to see PSU beat them by 70. Once Coach Urban Meyer is here, he’s going to wipe scUM off of the planet. Harbaugh will run off to the NFL like a whiny little b—- and everyone will see what a great job MSU is. We’re going to hang a hundred on them in Ann Arbor next year.
PS: I got into Michigan but I chose to be a Spartan Dawg.
Did I get that right? ;)
October 9th, 2023 at 5:08 PM ^
Well done and very on point but you forgot to announce that you have to go now because you have to deliver the 🍕.
October 9th, 2023 at 1:03 AM ^
RCMB is the forum of a bitter rival. Regardless of the Jug, Minnesota at this point is just a Big Ten West team we only play infrequently. It's not exactly a surprise that Minnesota fans would feel slightly differently about Michigan than MSU fans and have slightly less hostility. Pretty sure we here also talk differently about Minnesota than we do about MSU.
October 9th, 2023 at 6:20 AM ^
True, but at the same time, Wisconsin is another West team we play infrequently, and they seem to hate us much more than Minnesota does (and much more than we hate them).
October 9th, 2023 at 1:45 PM ^
Wisconsin thinks they should be going to the playoff. They view Michigan and OSU as rivals for conference supremacy. But give Minnesota fans some success and they're exactly the same. I've seen Gopherhole get pretty aggro vs Michigan in years where they think they can compete.
October 8th, 2023 at 6:52 PM ^
Michigan was overwhelming in nearly every aspect of the game.
My thoughts exactly.
October 8th, 2023 at 7:01 PM ^
A more creative fanblog would have described the gopher loss in a haiku
October 8th, 2023 at 7:36 PM ^
Michigan, aw heck
McCarthy runs it again
Praise Juicy Lucys
October 8th, 2023 at 8:28 PM ^
Win or lose, what is
Important is eating our
Dilly Bar in snow
October 8th, 2023 at 9:42 PM ^
Kaliakmanis
Must learn to read coverage
If not, more beatdowns
October 8th, 2023 at 10:49 PM ^
First line exceeds haiku form by six syllables.
(nicely done)
October 8th, 2023 at 7:29 PM ^
You know? I kind of feel bad for them, at least the posters that I read.
October 8th, 2023 at 7:59 PM ^
"It was only 5 big plays"
Oh wait, that was some other team we beat...
October 8th, 2023 at 8:15 PM ^
Just think.. if you take away every Michigan scoring play against the Buckeyes the last two seasons and make them turnovers instead, Michigan would have been shut out on both occasions.
October 8th, 2023 at 9:03 PM ^
"In a world where the odds are against you, you once again proved why the odds are against you."
This was among my favorites.
October 8th, 2023 at 10:17 PM ^
Put that in a movie trailer in Voiceover Guy’s voice and I’m in!
In a world where the odds are against them, one team shows why the odds are against them. Coming this spring, the story of the team you thought you knew on a journey you won’t believe. From the screenwriting team that brought you Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, and Pixels, it’s Gophers. Gophers, the can-do story of the can-do team with the can’t-do reality. Come see Gophers, and you’ll see that Minnesota Nice… isn’t nice at all.
October 8th, 2023 at 9:13 PM ^
In a world where the odds are against you, you once again proved why the odds are against you.
normally I’m against schadenfreude for undermanned teams but this one made me lol
October 8th, 2023 at 10:25 PM ^
The B1G West is basically the B12 North, and they would be better served by being in that conference.
October 8th, 2023 at 10:27 PM ^
Oh man, the Bild guy got me right in the feelz.
October 9th, 2023 at 12:33 AM ^
They seem smaller and sadder in defeat.
October 9th, 2023 at 6:40 AM ^
Classy schadenfreude! Perhaps why most to all Michigan fans just do not hate Minnesota.
October 9th, 2023 at 9:45 AM ^
Being a Minnesota fan must be akin to infinite years of the RichRod/Brady Hoke era. I can understand how they could grow to hate football.
What they really need is a coping mechanism. Perhaps Sparty can lend them a metric ton of their perpetual delusion.
October 9th, 2023 at 9:22 PM ^
Makes me appreciate the fact I’m a long time UM fan. Little did I know when I met JH for the first time in ‘98 at the Indy 500 that he would make all of us very happy in 2023. Go Blue!
October 10th, 2023 at 9:08 PM ^
My favorite, a subtle comment from a Gopher fan asking for more crazy plays:
"I mean who cares playing a team like that, throw the kitchen sink and let the chips fall where they may."
Just a level-headed evaluation of how good this M team is. Paraphrasing: "We have no chance, just do anything stupid and see what happens, just for fun."