Porn company BangBros submits $10 million naming rights bid for Miami Heat stadium
Looking forward to reading the one liner comments on this story....
Things are changing in Miami and apparently BangBros wants in.
"American Airlines' naming rights deal over the Miami Heat arena will expire at the end of this year. Yet, the company announced on Thursday that it doesn't plan on renewing their contract with the franchise. This leaves a void that BangBros is looking to fill. According to the Miami-based internet porn company, it has placed a $10 million bid to rename the arena "The BBC (The Bang Bros Center).""
Source: Complex.com, author: Fnr Tigg 9/12/19
https://twitter.com/BangBrosDotCom1/status/1172216456563560448/photo/1
September 13th, 2019 at 1:30 PM ^
Bet they'll probably design some specially made skeet-shirt cannons too.
Edit: * t-
September 13th, 2019 at 12:17 PM ^
Looking at the BBC, where do you guys think is the best position to sit?
September 13th, 2019 at 1:53 PM ^
In the rear!!!!!!
September 13th, 2019 at 12:22 PM ^
That would really lend new meaning to Mike Breen's trademark 3-pointer call.
September 13th, 2019 at 12:24 PM ^
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS COMPANY AND QUITE FRANKLY I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
September 13th, 2019 at 12:24 PM ^
I wish they’d put that money towards a new boat. Bring back Captain Stabbin’!!!
September 13th, 2019 at 2:04 PM ^
However, if their bid is accepted, imagine the parking shuttle service as advertised "Bang Bus"
September 13th, 2019 at 12:29 PM ^
Will they offer free bus rides from Atlanta?
September 13th, 2019 at 12:40 PM ^
haha at wanting to call it the BBC, that sure as hell doesnt mean Bang Bros Center in their world.
September 13th, 2019 at 2:02 PM ^
I really hope you googled that
September 13th, 2019 at 1:42 PM ^
Who doesn't like BBC?
September 13th, 2019 at 5:02 PM ^
Straight dudes in prison
September 13th, 2019 at 12:40 PM ^
"A void that BangBros is looking to fill". Interesting choice of words there.
Of course, a lot of married men will be clearing their browser history after they visit the website of the arena.
September 13th, 2019 at 12:48 PM ^
if they agree to it, i will instantly become a Miami Heat fan.
I'm sure that schmuck SJW Commissioner will shoot it down though
September 13th, 2019 at 12:49 PM ^
I don't even care that this was not labeled off-topic. The hilarity of this random sports-related post makes up for the dozens of shitty posts we've endured over the past few days. Thank you, UMProud. Hero status has been bestowed upon you, if even for the day.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:09 PM ^
Username.... checks out!
September 13th, 2019 at 12:58 PM ^
Depending on the size of the void left behind Miami may need to become a premium member to fill it.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:05 PM ^
BangBros, in their statement, wants to take the Heat "from out of the 305 to Worldwide"
PITBULL IS A PART OF THIS
September 13th, 2019 at 5:57 PM ^
So it's cursed
September 13th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
If teams offer the naming rights to their stadium for sale, they have to be prepared for some of the potential buyers to be scumbags. That's why I'm glad that we will always play in Michigan Stadium.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:12 PM ^
The potential for growth here is huge.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^
There's no way they can actually afford that.
They're just trying to get free publicity from news stories like this.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:20 PM ^
If it wasn't intentional "there's a void they'd like to fill" is hilarious
September 13th, 2019 at 1:21 PM ^
mirrored ceilings?
September 13th, 2019 at 2:16 PM ^
Poor lighting and sometimes questionable camera work is more likely.
September 13th, 2019 at 3:04 PM ^
and a bunch of shit that will NEVER happen at home.
September 13th, 2019 at 4:12 PM ^
You don't get extra sausage on your sausage pizza either?
September 13th, 2019 at 1:24 PM ^
Season ticket holders get a fleshlight and a Goran Dragic signed jersey.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:45 PM ^
They're gonna have dildo cannons instead of T shirt cannons.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:35 PM ^
Wouldn't this be hard-on the community?
September 13th, 2019 at 1:38 PM ^
That's offensive. The bid should have been $69 Million.
September 13th, 2019 at 1:44 PM ^
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
September 13th, 2019 at 2:05 PM ^
"This leaves a void that BangBros is looking to fill."
Giggity
September 13th, 2019 at 2:06 PM ^
First promotion: Family Fun night.
September 13th, 2019 at 2:18 PM ^
There are 21,000 seats in that arena. So many people's natural reaction to seeing the BBC for the first time will be "wow, it's so big!".
September 13th, 2019 at 2:25 PM ^
That's what she said....
...couldn't resist sorry
September 13th, 2019 at 2:47 PM ^
Have them sponsor our Friday POSBANG and we can now call it the Friday POSBANGBROS or the BANGBROS POSBANG!
September 13th, 2019 at 2:57 PM ^
My POV is, the Heat should stop being so anal about it and let the boobs sponsor an amateur night or something. I bet the Heat would see groups of new, hardcore fans.
Because all we really want to see is mature adults get double penetration in the lane and try to catch the defense sleeping.
I bet most fans would bring a wife or step-sister too.
September 13th, 2019 at 3:01 PM ^
That potential cheer leading squad though....
September 13th, 2019 at 4:01 PM ^
They'll get the girls from the Arizona State squad which got disbanded.
September 13th, 2019 at 3:06 PM ^
I am just here for the comedy gold posts.
(checks calendar) Nope, not April 1st.
Here's to hoping the Heat shoot more than they dribble.
September 13th, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
What is porn?
September 13th, 2019 at 3:26 PM ^
Isn't BBC one of the catergories?
September 13th, 2019 at 4:00 PM ^
Don't forget about "Student nails Pornhub essay contest". Yes, this is SFW (from the Michigan Daily).
September 13th, 2019 at 5:38 PM ^
Oh I cant wait to begin reading.......this will be FUN!
September 13th, 2019 at 5:38 PM ^
Oh I cant wait to begin reading.......this will be FUN!
and thanks for clarifying what BBC stood for....for a second there......
September 13th, 2019 at 7:20 PM ^
Bang the drum slowly......
September 13th, 2019 at 7:20 PM ^
Bang the drum slowly......