Mork Dan7onio
Forgive me if this was covered on here previously, but I came across a wonderful Twitter handle today http://twitter.com/#!/MorkDan7onio
Read the previous tweets. They will do wonders for your day.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:01 PM ^
Good stuff, I laughed a couple times... and hey bonus for starting a thread that won't get locked down or deleted!!
October 17th, 2011 at 4:07 PM ^
Wow, thank you. I needed this today.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:11 PM ^
Yes, bookmark that twitter account for sure
It gets really active when Mork is nationally recruiting in Toledo.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:11 PM ^
Nice find. If you like fake coach accounts, @FauxPelini is good for a laugh or two as well.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:29 PM ^
This guy makes for a great laugh. Though in some of his tweets he actually sounds a lot like Dantonio
October 17th, 2011 at 4:31 PM ^
I really liked how Coach is up on all the Twitter shorthand. He isn't nearly as square as I thought.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:31 PM ^
just replied to me. Glorious. It's a really funny account.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:35 PM ^
This one was a classic:
"If i was @jschwartzlions i would have jacked Jim Hardballs in the throat like a real man #MSU #GHOLSTON"
October 17th, 2011 at 5:00 PM ^
that one made me laugh out loud as well
October 17th, 2011 at 4:42 PM ^
I enjoyed how Mork had the time to tweet during the game Saturday
October 17th, 2011 at 4:59 PM ^
Dantonio does have some fantastic creases in his khakis.
October 17th, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
@MattChandik: Surprised Gholston didn't get the game ball for his penalties. ” he got the game bible and is now a #UnityCouncilcaptain.
The profile is also great with the hilarious pic of Sam the Eagle who is always "appalled at what everyone else is doing." I like the bio too where it says Mork is a part time parole officer.
October 17th, 2011 at 5:27 PM ^
This is hilarious, and like someone else said a welcome break from the endless Devin starting threads and the Harbaugh threads
October 17th, 2011 at 6:54 PM ^
this is my new twitter account. even better than the fake tressel ones
October 17th, 2011 at 8:31 PM ^
Dantonio deserves to be mocked all day long. Hypocrites find ways to make themselves look larger than their already large egos.
October 18th, 2011 at 8:45 AM ^
who the culprank(er) is.