The NCAA doesn't care, except when it comes to Michigan they suddenly care about a hamburger.

We gotta stop getting these mediocre college players that the NBA is interested in.

Who among us hasn't gone on a five-day drinking and videogames bender after a loss to Ohio State?

Let me translate that from Spring Practice-ese: They need a guy.

Thank you Brian for complimenting me on my ability to communicate in English.

I like when Hunter has a center he can sink his teeth into versus all these moops on their schedule.

The problem is the whole market's full of idiots.

Nobody that anybody takes seriously got it right.

I think it'd be funny if Michigan offered Harbaugh a billion dollars a year, and then Saban's contract went up to match, and then Harbaugh was like 'Nevermind.'

I don't think he's a big enough idiot to think he can win in Denver.