The NCAA is the late stage Soviet Union, and the SEC is the Russian Mafia.
The fourth guy can come here and we’ve got a nice Lulu Lemon contract.
They cannot take away the core of what’s great about college football. You get in that stadium, those players are playing harder than they ever will again, and they’re doing it for your school, and you’re right there with them. They hear you. You hear them. And there’s nothing else in any sport that’s like that.
Wisconsin’s a cult of beer and cheese; we can handle that. Texas A&M is just a cult.
There must be a maple syrup company in Michigan, and you could have Sabb’s syrup.
I don’t have to listen to crazy people, except for Craig.
I could have been the backup lineman on some of these teams.
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