sure what the hell roll with it 

by god I roped curling into this one 

if you weren't paid to watch this, you might have a problem

Milton implodes, taking last vestige of hope to the bottom of the sea 

in the course of writing this post I discovered the Rifleman's Creed is real 

the otter is: depressed

it's not gonna happen 

lame! whatevs! 

time to burn all our content from last week

the best case scenario