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07/20/2018 - 7:50am Upvote me with prolonged eye…

Upvote me with prolonged eye contact 

07/20/2018 - 7:49am Wherever I can get a damn…

Wherever I can get a damn seat. Ive been in the back of the end zone, the corjers, the student section, the visitor section, even had pregame field passes for Rutgers 2015. I've never been between the 30 yard lines before though

07/18/2018 - 1:54pm Thanks for making board…

Thanks for making board thread drafting accessible. However I just posted my fight song thread and it double posted even though I only hit save once.

It made me look like a frickin idiot, gosh!

07/18/2018 - 1:47pm As Steve Irwin said on more…

As Steve Irwin said on more than one occasion, "Crikey! Have a look at this little beauty"

I very much enjoyed the musical accompaniment 

07/18/2018 - 1:43pm I swear I only hit "save"…

I swear I only hit "save" one time

07/18/2018 - 12:23pm Zingermans and MnB deli are…

Zingermans and MnB deli are the truth but I also want to throw in a shout out to Gabriel's cheese steaks in Ypsi which I visited for lunch on Monday.

07/17/2018 - 8:46am Never leave, Don Brown!

Never leave, Don Brown!

07/09/2018 - 8:42pm Jim Harbaugh is a national…

Jim Harbaugh is a national treasure

07/07/2018 - 5:48pm Maybe if Seth ever does a…

Maybe if Seth ever does a post on a Michigan football all-legacy team the younger Patterson could be a part of it.

07/04/2018 - 1:44pm I joined about halfway…

I joined about halfway through the 2010 offseason. I was halfway through my undergrad at EMU and the anti-RR sentiment was at it's zenith. I remember how high morale was during the early Hoke era and the dejection of the ensuing erosion. Anybody who kept their loyalty during those two eras has has earned a badge in my book. Keep the faith!

07/04/2018 - 1:44pm I joined about halfway…

I joined about halfway through the 2010 offseason. I was halfway through my undergrad at EMU and the anti-RR sentiment was at it's zenith. I remember how high morale was during the early Hoke era and the dejection of the ensuing erosion. Anybody who kept their loyalty during those two eras has has earned a badge in my book. Keep the faith!

06/29/2018 - 2:29pm I look forward to…

I look forward to draftageddon moreso than any basketball content not posted between October and April.

06/29/2018 - 2:26pm How do you make a new board…

How do you make a new board topic, btw?

06/29/2018 - 12:18pm This recruitment was a lot…

This recruitment was a lot like my chipping game in golf. Sometimes I catch all the right breaks and it goes in. Doesn't mean I'm going on tour but I get to feel good about myself for a little while. Enjoy it grouchy man. You'll get yours unless you retire after the beatdown comes.

06/29/2018 - 11:12am Maybe he'll be teammates…

Maybe he'll be teammates with K Wade W. Wilson. That's why Regina rhymes with fun.

06/28/2018 - 6:29pm Inject the football content…

Inject the football content into my veins forever and ever amen

06/24/2018 - 12:43pm All right now baby it's…

All right now baby it's allllllright now

06/24/2018 - 11:13am (No subject)

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06/24/2018 - 10:43am To Bleuy

I want to talk…
To Bleuy I want to talk about this article right here. If anybody hasn't read this article-- I don't read it-- this was brought to me by a mother, of children. I think it's worth reading. Let me tell you why I want to talk about this article. Three-fourths of this is inaccurate. It's fiction. And, this article embarrasses me to be involved with athletics, tremendously. And that article, had to have been written by a person that doesn't have a child. And has never had a child that's had their heart broken and come home... upset. And had to deal with the child when he is upset. And kick a person when he's down. Here's all that kid did: he goes to class, he's respectful to the media, he's respectful to the public, and he's a good kid. And he's not a professional athlete, and he doesn't deserve to be kicked when he's down. If you have a child someday, you'll understand how it feels. But you obviously don't have a child. I do. Your child goes down the street, and somebody makes fun of him, because he dropped a pass in a pick-up game, or says he's fat, and he comes home crying to his mom, you'd understand. But you don't have that. But someday, you will. And when your child comes home, you'll understand. If you want to go after an athlete-- one of my athletes-- you go after one that doesn't do the right things. You don't downgrade him because he does everything right and may not play as well on Saturday. And you let us make that decision. That's why I don't read the newspaper: because it's garbage. And the editor that let it come out is garbage. Attacking an amateur athlete for doing everything right. And then you want to write articles about guys that don't do things right and downgrade them-- the ones who do make plays. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40! I'm not-- I'm not a kid. Write something about me, or our coaches. Don't write about a kid that does everything right that's heart's broken, and then said that the coaches said he was scared. That ain't true! So get your facts straight. And I hope someday you have a child and somebody be-- downgrades him, and belittles him and you have to look him in the eye and say, "You know what? It's okay. They're supposed to be mature adults, but they're really not." Who's the kid here? Who's the kid here? Are you kidding me? That's all I've got to say. Makes me want to puke
06/21/2018 - 2:25pm We also have domestics in a…

We also have domestics in a bottle available sir, is PBR okay?

06/21/2018 - 2:17pm Odell Brewing is amazing. My…

Odell Brewing is amazing. My favorite is their tree shaker peach DIPA (not listed). Fort Collins is an awesome town and Coach McElwain will vouch for me.

06/21/2018 - 7:31am (No subject)

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06/18/2018 - 10:10pm Ok Gibraltar! I see you! Go…

Ok Gibraltar! I see you! Go Marauders!

06/18/2018 - 9:01pm Keep restocking that Dline…

Keep restocking that Dline alongside Gabe, Hinton, and Herron. Also need to get a foot in the door at Belleville.

06/15/2018 - 8:08pm Paul Rudd:I can't pull that…

Paul Rudd:I can't pull that off Sidney, it's blue. 

 

Jason Segel:Pistol, let's peacock it out a little bit

06/12/2018 - 9:47pm Hopefully he is a fresh, fun…

Hopefully he is a fresh, fun reboot of the spider-corner, like Tom Holland's Spiderman in tnr MCU. The last thing we need is a cash grab POS like that Andrew Garfield

06/10/2018 - 7:46pm The puppy who lost his way...

The puppy who lost his way...

06/07/2018 - 7:35pm This tanking mentality in…

This tanking mentality in MLB is fucking lame. Shorten the season and the trade deadline should be at the Midway point of the season. 

The NBA is fucking boring and monotonous compared to NCAA BBall. 27 franchises that never compete.

The NFL's variety of franchise statuses (sustainable success for 2 decades, potential for one year turnarounds) is what MLB and NBA need to strive for.

05/31/2018 - 7:01am I would like some grey goose

I would like some grey goose right about now.

05/29/2018 - 1:40pm Channing Stribling was just

Channing Stribling was just signed by the Colts today. Wishing lots of success to the Greens!

05/27/2018 - 2:12am Wow what a story Mark,

Wow what a story Mark, heheheh

05/25/2018 - 8:31pm We will be aight.

We will be aight.

05/25/2018 - 4:54pm I want to say it's "Jermaine"

I want to say it's "Jermaine"

05/14/2018 - 6:55pm Wherever there is injustice,

Wherever there is injustice, you'll find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...

05/12/2018 - 9:56pm Lat 42 party at the moon

Lat 42 party at the moon tower double IPA

04/29/2018 - 9:29pm A dual threat quarterback

A dual threat quarterback named Shea. Also more points for the home team on the scoreboard.

04/27/2018 - 9:29am Mo will get his chance. I

Mo will get his chance. I know its a blow to the ego for some of us to have no Michigan guys go in the first (especially when there were two buckeyes who are generally horrible people) but don't let it get you down. The 8-5 record from last year was a way bigger detriment to recruiting. Let's get it in 2019.

04/23/2018 - 11:48am I will not get political.
I

I will not get political.
I will not get political.
I will not get political.

04/22/2018 - 9:27pm Wayne Zebras represent!

Wayne Zebras represent!

04/22/2018 - 7:43pm And also BRING BACK THE NEW

And also BRING BACK THE OLD UNIFORMS. Was very displeased to see several dopes at the ballpark today that had purchased those gas station knockoff caps and jerseys with the wrong D on them.

04/22/2018 - 7:41pm Went to the game today. Tired

Went to the game today. Tired of the same old faces in the bullpen. Hoping all these prospects in the minors grow up quickly in the coming years.

04/21/2018 - 4:54pm And he was a Michigan fan

And he was a Michigan fan according to his MTV cribs episode.

04/15/2018 - 1:04pm After watching two and a half

After watching two and a half minutes of his Hudl, this guy covers receivers like a quilt. White meet rice, fly meet...you know.

04/14/2018 - 3:15pm Not enough Gary Oldman spider

Not enough Gary Oldman spider sex?

04/12/2018 - 8:49pm Thank you for that sweet

Thank you for that sweet comeback against Minnesota on Halloween and for most of the qb play from 2016. Stay healthy and go ball Wilton.

04/12/2018 - 7:50pm I always got a very heavy

I always got a very heavy Prince vibe this year from Ibi. Purify yourselves in the holy Waters of Lake Minnetonka.

04/11/2018 - 7:21pm Was just up there for "spring

Was just up there for "spring break" last week...seven inches of snow and antlerless deer everywhere. Upper Hand UHA is tasty though.

04/04/2018 - 1:04pm Watch out for those devils,

Watch out for those devils, now.

04/02/2018 - 8:16pm For those of us who reside in

For those of us who reside in Livonia and Westland, hopefully your road through the football program is less bumpy than Newburgh Rd is right now.

03/25/2018 - 12:49pm Im sure sometimes squirrels

Im sure sometimes squirrels trash talk oncoming cars.