The most likely answer is some sort of conjuring.

There's something fishy about Herring in the portal.

Holy mackerel!

Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep those ballies rollin'...

I'm going to make a prediction:  Harbaugh takes JJ with their first pick, ships Herbert out of town, wins the Super Bowl in JJ's rookie season, retires and returns to Ann Arbor to wait for Round 2.

At some point in the coming week I will provide my musings on the Spring Game threads.

What I like about the Spring Game is that it tells you exactly how the season will play out.

Is "Who's got it better than us?" still a thing?

The job cut out for May is exceedingly straightforward:

1.). Assemble team

2.). Make Final Four

3.). Win National Championship

You know what they say:  Dusty Mays bring June portals.

Coach Rumblings, Coach Gutfeeling, and Coach Hearsay are all definite maybes.

Unfortunately, Greg Scruggs did as much for our football team as Earl Scruggs.

Built ohio Tough! They're not just tough, they're Really, REALLY TOUGH.

The football gods giveth and they taketh away.

Time to steal Elston back from San Diego.

Maybe they should provide all football and basketball coaches with their own car and driver.

C.C. DeVille

Manhattan Transfer

Pernell Whitaker.

Beilein is like 90 years old with a bad ticker. Love to have him but his time has come and gone, methinks.

A top notch starting five and 2-3 additional high quality players would be a good start.

Ugly basketball

Really ugly basketball

Hide my head in shame

if they leave the NCAA they might as well go to the NFL. It's moving that way as it is.

Several ex-Wolverine sightings in Los Angeles.

Have there been any mocks with JJ going 1st? 

"If only you believe in miracles (if only you believed in miracles so would I)"

I do say good man, I hope this Higginbotham is up to the task.

Is he of the Boston Higginbothams?

Might as well reach out to Charles Woodson.

Was I at this game? Maybe. Bring back those plaid pants. Sharp.

One year from now the buzz of having beaten ohio for a fourth straight season will still not have worn off.

My sense is the contract is close to getting done.

Calling Matt Campbell.

Row, row, row the boat, gently down the Red Cedar...

No Matt Campbell. How the mighty have fallen.

Matt Campbell to the rescue.

There have been scattered reports of the UT campus elevating above the Texas plains.

Tuck comin'

Also tabled, a proposal to add naked bear crawls to the halftime show.

Aren't naked bear crawls de rigeur for two-a-days?

You could make a case for Charles Woodson as #1 if he was part of the Harbaugh years. Alas, he was not.

As I was reading the statement I was sure it was bogus and probably written by four-fifths of the team (at most) -- until I got to the end. I now believe it was written by the entire team.

We need to crush their spirit and devour their will. 

We should take proper precautions because that game was only four years ago and the crazy voodoo vibes have yet to fully dissipate.

I think the toughness comes from the tunnel.

Step 1 of the "shadow structure."

Also like the image of the soy latte-drinking student studying Latin.

There is a "Beat Ohio" playbook. The way it works is that we run an early deep-ball attempt and a reverse and if they don't work, we revert to ground-and-pound and safe, short paces and then if none of that works we try something else.

I'm making a prediction right now:  Cole Cabana's first carry will go for 12 yards.

I thought this was posted because Steve Holtz was related to Lou Holtz.