OT- Michigan Dog Names

Submitted by Boo-erns on April 26th, 2010 at 12:09 PM

My friend just got a new dog and wants to give it a sweet mich sports name.

My favorite so far is Desmond.

Any ideas?



April 26th, 2010 at 4:30 PM ^

Our new Golden Retriever was born April 1 and the family decided this past Thursday to go with Maizey...

We also strongly considered Tooka (short for Biakabatuka).


April 26th, 2010 at 3:25 PM ^

He got drunk one night. His girlfriend picked him up at a bar. He got behind the wheel at 3am. Pushed her out of a moving car. She was bruised, but refused to press charges.

Facts are facts. There's a double standard when you repeatedly bash one school (MSU) for their transgressions (albeit on a much worse scale) than those from U-M. It's a joke, laugh a little.


April 26th, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^

Are you serious! Do you even get the joke!? Imagine a dog named Arrington was driving around drunk at 3am and through his g/f out of a moving car. Are you telling me you don't find it funny?

I swear to god, if this happened to a Spartan or Buckeye, you'd be laughing up a storm, but you're too damn narrow-minded to find the humor in this.

STW P. Brabbs

April 27th, 2010 at 9:40 AM ^

Why didn't you explain it earlier? I thought the dog was throwing (throughing?) Arrington's girlfriend out the car, and I was all Hasn't She Been Threw Enough? but if it's the dog's girlfriend I'm ROFLMAO. Dogs don't have girlfriends! And they're terrible drunk drivers!

/Actually sort of impressed that you wrote out the ... elaborate premise of that joke and were still absolutely convinced it was hysterical once you saw it in print. Way to stick to your guns, lawya.


April 26th, 2010 at 12:57 PM ^

I have two beagles named Henne and Desmond. The one that was named Desmond was almost named Boubacar/Boo Boo, phew.

The next dog I will get will probably be named Maize or Yost, my brother had a dog named Blue.

tn wolverine

April 26th, 2010 at 1:16 PM ^

Tshimanga Biakabutuka, then just refer to him as Timmy...It's great when someone asks his name and you reply Tshimanga Biakabutuka. They get that look on their face and you can explain and then fondly relay his shredding of the ohio state def.