Jim Harbaugh, Street Philosopher

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They hate us cause they aint us

Thought of the day - As my esteemed associate and Friend The Great Frank Gore has taught me & tells me "These haters can't hold me back"

— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) February 10, 2015

 

Twitter's reaction

kb

February 10th, 2015 at 7:56 PM ^

have been speculating that someone else like an assistant has been tweeting for him. There's no way that's possible - you can totally see him saying these things.

Jack Hammer

February 11th, 2015 at 3:30 AM ^

It wouldn't bother me at all if Captain Comeback was calling Jay around 5:45am (after finishing his morning spar with a crocodile and chasing a chicken around his basement) with a thought that had been banging around in his head since he awoke at 3:27am in his hyperbolic chamber to post his tweet for him.

 

It's what any other normal person would do if their son worked for them (and made nearly $200k).

 

Face it.  Harbaugh is superhuman and to try to wrap your standard brain around his mutated primal yet brilliant thought process will only leave you intellecually fatigued.

 

Enjoy the ride and know we have nothing but greatness ahead.  Including more awesome Tweets.

Black Socks

February 11th, 2015 at 1:05 AM ^

 
In the year of our Lord 2015,
Wolverines of Michigan, starving and outnumbered,
charged the fields of the Big 10.
They played as a team,
They played as wolverines,
And won the Big 10 championship!