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12/12/2018 - 7:34pm Where is Section 1.8 or…

Where is Section 1.8 or whatever the fuck to tell us this all lies because he’s an attorney and knows better.

12/10/2018 - 11:12am Neither were the points…

Neither were the points after Shea threw a pick down by our goal.

11/24/2018 - 8:38pm He is constantly shilling…

He is constantly shilling for a coach whose greatest success is....being liked by Jim Harbaugh.

11/24/2018 - 6:10pm The dL was vastly overrated…

The dL was vastly overrated.  We need better dt play and Gary never lives up to his hype. But only one coordinator routinely puts his side of the ball in the S&P top 5 and it ain’t fucking pep Hamilton.  Modern college teams need to be able to win shootouts and Michigan can’t.  Our offense puts no pressure on the opponent offense to score because even on a good day.

11/24/2018 - 3:24pm The defense has sucked ass,…

The defense has sucked ass, but at least osu has a good offense.  Their defense is terrible and we can’t take advantage.  I’m sick of watching us trot out what used to be cutting edge in the nfl 2 decades ago as an offense.  It’s a waste of talent. Matt Canada crushed thia defense with terrible players

11/24/2018 - 3:07pm On defense, yes.  On offense…

On defense, yes.  On offense, no.  Michigan has done jack shit to fuck up their run fits.  They’ve been getting PI calls all the time when they throw down field and RPO’s have been effective when Gentry isn’t dropping balls.  This play calling is the absolute shits and we will never score enough because we still run an offense from 1989

11/24/2018 - 2:55pm Hire a fucking coach that…

Hire a fucking coach that runs an offense from this century.

11/24/2018 - 2:53pm It’s the Super Bowl all over…

It’s the Super Bowl all over again every year, only it’s not his brother punking Jim.

11/24/2018 - 2:51pm Zach Norfleet with another…

Zach Norfleet with another great fucking Whif.

11/24/2018 - 2:48pm I won’t be sad when Gentry…

I won’t be sad when Gentry graduates.  Another Mgo-Norfleet.

11/24/2018 - 2:41pm Defense has only given up 3…

Defense has only given up 3 this half, but the offense is a Pep-Baugh heap of shit so far

11/24/2018 - 2:01pm Well, it’s don brown or die…

Well, it’s don brown or die time.  He has got to figure out how to scheme around Watson.  I’m not sure Ambry Thomas is ready to be dropped into the biggest game of the year.  They need to go zone without busting, which isn’t easy when you don’t run it a lot 

11/24/2018 - 1:17pm Every year.  Every fucking…

Every year.  Every fucking year the same thing.  

11/24/2018 - 1:10pm This is over.  We’re playing…

This is over.  We’re playing for fg and they’re playing for touchdowns. Watson being embarrassed.

11/24/2018 - 1:01pm Every fucking time they go…

Every fucking time they go for it they either need to take a timeout or barely get the play off. It’s absurd.  You have a number in your head given the field position.  If they are within that, call the fucking play.  It’s Hokian disorganization 

11/24/2018 - 12:50pm Well that’s about as bad of…

Well that’s about as bad of a drop as I’ve seen.  I mean come the fuck on!

11/24/2018 - 12:34pm Why no Gary on rush package?

Why no Gary on rush package?

11/24/2018 - 12:21pm It’s hard to even get mad…

It’s hard to even get mad anymore.  It’s just a miserable annual tradition to think maybe we’ll win this game only to watch it fall apart.

11/17/2018 - 7:45pm Has Urban Meyer ever had a…

Has Urban Meyer ever had a health problem that flared up when his team was meeting expectations?  Enjoy the post Urban rebuild.  It was fun for Florida.

11/17/2018 - 7:19pm Fucking dirty pieces of shit.

Fucking dirty pieces of shit.

11/17/2018 - 7:17pm Maybe don’t blitz the MIke…

Maybe don’t blitz the MIke every third down.  It’s gotten home once all game.

11/17/2018 - 6:20pm I wouldn’t have even made it…

I wouldn’t have even made it to that spot on the field without stopping for a breath.  My point isn’t that I’m better.  It’s that he is just our 4th best wr, not the game changer everyone said he would be.

11/17/2018 - 6:14pm I’m not saying he sucks, but…

I’m not saying he sucks, but he’s just a guy out there.

11/17/2018 - 6:11pm Yeah, Tarik Black is special…

Yeah, Tarik Black is special alright.  He’s added nothing to the offense.

11/17/2018 - 5:37pm You know what I fucking love…

You know what I fucking love? Every time we have a decision like going on fourth down or going for two we fucking snap the ball with 1 second left because Harbaugh stands there thinking for 15 seconds.  You have to know what you’re gonna do in those situations right away.

10/21/2018 - 8:15pm On 90% of issues, I’d…

On 90% of issues, I’d probably get called a “snowflake” and I usually hate that term, but that’s exactly right here.  MSU is only now being somewhat called to answer for enabling rapists, but you’re worried because your Sparty friends act like dicks about a football game? Did you post this from a drum circle?

10/20/2018 - 8:06pm Oh piss off.  This was a…

Oh piss off.  This was a rivalry, especially on the MSU side, long before Mike Hart said anything.  His comment didn’t make Michigan hire two horrible coaches back to back.  It didn’t make Michigan field and incompetent offense last season.  It’s a college rivalry.  The trash talk is part of what makes it fun.

10/20/2018 - 3:51pm It’s not luck or deals with…

It’s not luck or deals with the devil that makes fucking Michigan run out three tight ends who have been getting fucking crushed in run blocking all game. Harbaugh lost this game punting the fucking game away in the first half. I’m fucking done with this shit.

10/20/2018 - 3:34pm Hand off hand off handoff,…

Hand off hand off handoff, pucker pucker pucker

10/20/2018 - 3:29pm Totally on Harbaugh. …

Totally on Harbaugh.  Totally on him pissing fucking pants in every rivalry game.  Jesus fucking Christ.

10/20/2018 - 2:49pm Sometimes play calling sucks…

Sometimes play calling sucks, but Patterson is playing hype conservative.

10/20/2018 - 2:40pm Keep playing pussy ball, Jim!

Keep playing pussy ball, Jim!

10/20/2018 - 2:33pm Is Harbaugh turning into…

Is Harbaugh turning into Paul Chryst or what?

10/19/2018 - 11:35pm Doesn’t the team just drive…

Doesn’t the team just drive up in the morning for MSU?

10/13/2018 - 11:12pm Don Brown haters should eat…

Don Brown haters should eat poop.

10/13/2018 - 9:16pm Patterson struggles to read…

Patterson struggles to read zone, which fits into Wisconsin’s strategy of allowing short gains and forcing field goals.  He did against NW too.  That’s not surprising given how young he is. Some play class of sucked,  but I think Shea’s got to be a bit quicker.

10/13/2018 - 8:49pm TEs are getting killed in…

TEs are getting killed in run blocking.

10/13/2018 - 8:31pm The Ambry Thomas play was…

The Ambry Thomas play was going to work but Mason fucked the block up, fwiw.

10/13/2018 - 7:26pm If Gary is out, then can we…

If Gary is out, then can we put this “board insider” bullshit to rest?  Everyone said he was a sure go this week.

10/13/2018 - 2:43pm I know OSU is still gonna…

I know OSU is still gonna win by 14+,  but just imagine the bile that would be in the game thread here if Michigan was only up six in the fourth quarter against Minnesota.

10/06/2018 - 11:46pm If I had to pick nits, it’s…

If I had to pick nits, it’s that Kinnel is disappointing.

10/06/2018 - 1:12am He has always been a fucking…

He has always been a fucking idiot.

09/29/2018 - 11:33pm That may have been the worst…

That may have been the worst play call I’ve ever seen.  Even a “moderately successful” version of that play isn’t getting five yards.

09/29/2018 - 7:31pm I get that we’ve played like…

I get that we’ve played like shit, but that fucking penalty was utterly absurd.

09/29/2018 - 7:18pm Looked like Collins quit…

Looked like Collins quit fighting on a contested slant.

09/29/2018 - 7:16pm if he’s gonna run Hokes…

if he’s gonna run Hokes offense, Harbaugh should at least clap more.

09/29/2018 - 6:59pm Hope Kinnel is ok, but man…

Hope Kinnel is ok, but man does he play to tackle and not to intercept.  He had that route and just ran at legs instead of going for the ball.

09/29/2018 - 6:39pm Maybe 3 stars and converted…

Maybe 3 stars and converted QBs don’t  in fact make the greatest tight ends.  We’ve seen McKeon drop a 30 yard pass, Gentry false start, and I’m pretty sure McKeon fuckdd up a chip on a TFL.

 

 

09/29/2018 - 6:21pm Harbaugh’s supposed…

Harbaugh’s supposed expertise: QB, OL, TE.  Which one of those positions has been impressive in his time here?? Fucking terrible.

09/11/2018 - 6:37pm This serves as a good…

This serves as a good riposte for the people criticizing Brian’s Iowa post.  People claimed that  college sports in particular wasn’t making things worse than they already were.  But here we can see that’s false.  Fucking Perles is only “a powerful man” because of fucking college sports.  That’s the way he every position of power he’s ever held (he wasn’t elected because of his astonishing wit!).  We let universities become state funded farm leagues for pro football and basketball, which evolved into them becoming their own little fifedoms where the Paternos, Perles, etc can do whatever they want, except lose games.  It’s awful.