Happy Festivus (Official)

I will air my grievances with Georgia Power. We lose power at the slightest gust of breeze, three times in the last month alone, and as of this morning, we are now without power in the middle of 15 degree weather. 

ETA is 9pm tonight but who knows if that’ll hold. Thousands in our neck of Atlanta alone are without power as well. 

Michigan never wins a big game.  No one they beat is undefeated. 

Any one-sided comparison such as Michigan hasn't played anyone while the other team has one big victory which may have been preceded by a string of patsies or have included 4 or more turnovers which would surely be recreated in the next game.

Michigan's offense is boring.  Because all the other top 20 teams have more exciting offenses which pass on every down except when in victory formation.  Apparently, winning is boring and has been for 100 years.

My problem is with Al Avila. He must have been the worst GM in any sport over the last 10 years. He took apart a championship team and got nothing in return. Always signaled his intentions, always relinquished any leverage he had in any trade situation. Maybe three decent draft picks among the hundreds he’s had. Horrible roster management.  Bereft farm system. No identity in the organization from the pitchers to the hitters. No international scouting or development of note. Not a single thing he made better. Total incompetence. Set back the Tigers for yet another rebuild. I usually don’t care about people I don’t know personally, but man do I despise the guy. 

It’s a Festivus miracle!

You people need to stay out of airports and museums when I need to use them.