I could be done there, but for some reason there are 40 more of these.
I have a problem.
But not nearly as much of a problem as anyone who attended this game. A summary, in lieu of the normal format, because that was not a normal football game, if one is to be so kind to refer to it as "football" in the first place.
[Hit THE JUMP for futility.]
As usual, click the stills/links to open each GIF in a lightbox.
Off to a roaring start.
The children are horrified.
"Get excited! It can't get worse than this!"...
...thought the poor, stupid child.
It is not yet halftime.
Okay now it's halftime maybe everyone will pull themselves together.
Confirmed: definitely not.
The only way Michigan could reach the end zone in this game: a short field set up by a dongfumble.
Hey man are you having a seizure oh right dongfumble carry on.
YOU ARE TRAUMATIZING YOUR CHILD, SIR.
Northwestern scores! For the love of all things sacred and holy, please try to end this horrorshow.
EVERY OTHER GIF UNDER THE M00N
Bolden's 4th down stop.
Remarkable Funchess chasedown on DG's second pick.
Gardner fires a friggin' laser, natch.
Ryan 4th down PBU/M00N.
Ryan murders speed option.
Final 2-pt conversion try, full broadcast version.
Excellent deployment of split screen technology, ESPN.
You broke my heart.