Mattison says he will watch film on our defense. This will cause him to do what?
In a recent interview, Mattison mentioned he was going to watch a bunch of film to see how our guys play defense. When I thought about that comment, I realized that they should probably hide the sharp objects when this activity occurs. I sort of imagine some Raiders of the Lost Ark face melting happening as he observes the missed tackles, crazy alignments for down and distance, blown assignments, etc.
Since I am going with some old school face melting, what does the board think will happen?
January 21st, 2011 at 2:52 PM ^
This video never gets old. Beating up buckeyes, talking smack, and hanging with hot looking women. This should be shown right before we run out of the tunnel.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
That made no sense.
January 22nd, 2011 at 1:48 AM ^
It's the WWE. It's a guy wearing a M jersey in Columbus, Ohio and beating up Buckeyes. It's got it all.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
Nothing finer than Scotty Steiner! +1 to you
January 21st, 2011 at 2:54 PM ^
Love it. And very fitting given your avatar hahaha. Scott Steiner is awesome.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:58 PM ^
Jake Long has changed his look a lot since his time with the WCW.
January 21st, 2011 at 2:47 PM ^
something like this I'd assume
January 21st, 2011 at 3:00 PM ^
Develop an affinity for stuffed animals?
January 21st, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
stroke?
January 21st, 2011 at 3:07 PM ^
He will run to his office, open his top desk drawer, and immediately burn the secret weapon GERG left behind.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^
room for Allen Funt.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:22 PM ^
titled thread.
I think he will just take a dump on the DVD and actually improve its stench because Mr. Mattison poops excellence.
PS: Learn something new everyday, can't type sh*t
January 21st, 2011 at 3:32 PM ^
LOL. In the future it will cause him to stop, point and laugh if he ever encounters Greg Robinson in real life.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:51 PM ^
Maybe he was trying to tell Demens that if he played better, he would get some beaver after the game. We'll never know!!
January 21st, 2011 at 3:36 PM ^
who was a major reason he took the job.
January 21st, 2011 at 3:52 PM ^
This will cause him to walk into DB's office and ask him why he fired RR instead of forcing a new defensive staff.
(Of course, maybe DB tried that, do we know?).
January 21st, 2011 at 4:24 PM ^
Introduce himself by calling all returning players individually to his office. Jarrett Irons will form tackle them as they show up. Those who survive will get to play on special teams. Those who can replicate Irons will get further playing time.
January 21st, 2011 at 4:29 PM ^
play a beer drinking game where he takes a drink everytime someone misses an assignment or a tackle. I will be awaiting this headline:
"Michigan DC Greg Mattison hospitalized for alcohol poisoning."
Then the game will spread.
January 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 PM ^
That was my life for 3 months.
January 21st, 2011 at 4:43 PM ^
He will laugh, and laugh, and laugh, until he cries - but he won't consider it funny.
January 21st, 2011 at 4:55 PM ^
.......introspectively, then ask if they could now get him the film showing Michigan's defense.
January 21st, 2011 at 5:55 PM ^
Its a good thing he is looking at the film AFTER he took the job :)
January 21st, 2011 at 6:22 PM ^
And he will be bald as his grey hair will fall out
January 21st, 2011 at 8:25 PM ^
He will piss himself?
January 21st, 2011 at 10:46 PM ^
Start. Drinking. Heavily.
January 21st, 2011 at 11:31 PM ^
retire
January 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 AM ^
He'll likely want to kick someone in the throat, but will ultimately settle with blasting the nearest person in the dome with a coffee mug from ten feet. Lebowski style.