OT: What don't you know?

Submitted by WildcatBlue on

I do not know how conference alignment will shake out.  I do not know Demar Dorsey's football future. 

Very few of us here are THE KNOWLEDGE, and so we instead live lives frought with uncertainty, beset on all sides by mystery, impatient for answers cannot yet know, and may not yet exist.

What else don't you know?  It could be anything.  I'll begin:

 

I don't know how you translate I Will by The Beatles into a language that doesn't use modal verbs.  Slightly different issue with And She Was by The Talking Heads.  How does this work?

I don't know how beavers know which way to run after they've taken their last bite out of a tree.  If you've ever felled a tree before, you know it's always important not to get crushed by the tree, but then we have big brains and chainsaws and wikis.  How does the beaver manage this?

 

Do you have the answer?  What don't you know?

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Don

June 8th, 2010 at 8:46 PM ^

Today, I came across a link to the translation of the lyrics of You Can't Catch Me by Chuck Berry — to Arabic.

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ckersh74

June 8th, 2010 at 8:49 PM ^

I don't know why Little Ceasars thinks that they need to make commercials where every dad is some ADD-addled twatwaffle. If I find the person who came up with this marketing campaign I'm going to beat them senseless with a whiffle ball bat.

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CleverMichigan…

June 8th, 2010 at 9:17 PM ^

The "Can't get anything right Dad"

Followed by the "Oh shucks, I better clean up after my bumbling family with a smile on my face instead of letting them do it themselves! Mom"

The day I see a vacuum commercial where a man is happily operating the vacuum is the day I buy one. Until then I'll just keep eating over the sink. I have given in and bought dish soap despite the FEMINIST RAGE inducing advertising though.

On a related note I have no idea why I enjoy ironing and cooking.

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