Sparty Jokes
I have seen quite a few over the years. I think it is time to have a laugh about this rivalry and not be so serious. I will give you a couple of examples...
1. Q: How do you keep the spartan football team off your lawn?
A: Put up goalposts.
2. Mark Dantonio
October 5th, 2017 at 4:49 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 5:08 PM ^
"Can't read can't right, smoke green snort white"
October 5th, 2017 at 7:31 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 5:43 PM ^
It's the last place anyone would look for a heisman trophy winner
October 5th, 2017 at 6:37 PM ^
Why wasn't Jesus born in East Lansing?
They couldn't find any wise men or virgins.
October 5th, 2017 at 7:41 PM ^
Q---What do you get when you drive fast through East Lansing?
A---A degree.
October 5th, 2017 at 8:01 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 9:31 PM ^
What do you call an MSU student who transfers into UofM's medical school?
A cadaver
October 6th, 2017 at 1:13 AM ^
you didn't! lol!!!
October 6th, 2017 at 1:26 AM ^
you didn't! rotflmao!
October 5th, 2017 at 9:36 PM ^
Did you hear about the jet that crashed in a cemetary near east lansing?
Michigan State search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.
October 5th, 2017 at 10:13 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 10:47 PM ^
Despite the abysmal time period, I feel like the Michigan Daily already won this category in 2008. I humbly present:
https://www.michigandaily.com/content/2008-10-23/youre-little-brother-b…
My favorite: You're little brother because you can't be a great party school and charge five dollars for a cup.
October 6th, 2017 at 8:48 AM ^
Did the Michigan Daily and the State News do this back-and-forth column this year?
October 6th, 2017 at 1:28 AM ^
Sparty be quick
Sparty tripped...
Fire, fire!
October 6th, 2017 at 8:23 AM ^
When you've sent more players to jail than the NFL..... you might be MSU.
October 6th, 2017 at 9:43 AM ^
So he could he could overthrow Kim Jung-Un < rim shot>
(Ok maybe you could insert Speight... get well Wilton).
October 6th, 2017 at 7:10 PM ^
This is the punchline...
