RCMB Bashing Brian / Public Service Announcement
Against my better judgement, I usually take a trip over to RCMB once a week to see what is happening in Spartyland. (I picture myself as a Dian Fossey type - going to study the primates on their turf)
Today - between the typical "got some strange lately?" and "Brady Hoke is fat!" fare is a thread discussing the recent online bio on our very own Brian. While reading the comments I could totally visualize Ogre standing outside the Alpha Beta house screaming" NERD!!!!". I will not stoop to share more and did not respond to the thread. However, the anti-nerd theme now leads me to believe that many MSU convict-atheletes stident-atheletes are actual posters on the board. Feel free to take a look if you dare.
PSA for new posters -- i.e the person who posted the "Purdont" thread today -- Please take the time to visit RCMB. A few short minutes will make it obvious why name calling (O$U, U$C, Spartina, etc.), text-speak, and such will immediately raise the ire of the MGoCommunity. To paraphrase our new coach, "This is MgoBlog and we are above such things"........ PS - also Smileys suck
August 17th, 2011 at 10:01 PM ^
why should you? The more we ignore little bro, the better.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:11 PM ^
I guess I'm just bored on a Wednesday night. Maybe I should start a thread on the Miami (YTM) scandal, I am sure that hasn't been discussed at all today.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
No need to be a Sassy Salamander about it now.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:24 PM ^
for use of a phrase I don't think I have ever seen/heard before.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:26 PM ^
It is the only real thing I have to contribute on any level to this blog.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:26 PM ^
a Muddy Mudskipper?
August 17th, 2011 at 10:02 PM ^
After reading what you just said I'm all riled up and stuff!... or not.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:04 PM ^
August 17th, 2011 at 10:05 PM ^
fascinates me.
Plus I hope to learn how a "national recruiting power" operates, so maybe I can share this knowledge with Coach Hoke if I happen to run into him one day.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:07 PM ^
And immediately saw this thread:
What is the deal with all of the jailbait at Starbucks?
And before you ask, yes, they include pedo-pics.
There's a reason we leave these people to themselves.
EDIT: This is actually getting remarkably creepy. FULL BREAKDOWN FROM JAILBAIT EXPERT
The really slutty ones seem to order frappuccinos (or whatever the frozen flavored crap is) and like to think they're being healthy by ordering skim milk, no whipped cream, and the "light" version. It's ok though, because they stand there forever placing their order. So I got that going for me, which is nice. I'll snap a picture the next time I'm there and experience this scene.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:09 PM ^
August 17th, 2011 at 10:27 PM ^
I am never surprised anymore by what I see on the RCMB...
August 17th, 2011 at 10:42 PM ^
RCMB: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:53 AM ^
August 17th, 2011 at 11:13 PM ^
That is taking it to the next level. RCMB is NSFS (not safe for society).
August 18th, 2011 at 1:05 AM ^
I think the Internet Crime Complaint Center would be appropriate here.
August 18th, 2011 at 1:08 AM ^
What's the deal with ovaltine? It's not an oval...maybe they should call it roundtine...
August 18th, 2011 at 5:33 AM ^
Not that I had high expectations of the folks at RCMB, but when I saw the link to this thread and mistakenly decided to see what kind of moron over there would think this was a constructive use of time, I read a few entries written by said moron. This includes one where he seems to regret not having a van in which he may do his....work. Wow, I am just going to put the bar right on the ground now.
Actually, screw standard at RCMB apparently. I will bury the damn bar.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:45 AM ^
Man, that's depressing. Unfortunately, as an alum of their law school and seeing many of the undergrads, I'm kind of not surprised by those types of posts. The grad schools at MSU are pretty good, but man does that undergrad population scare me as the future leaders of America. And no, this assessment is not just based on the thread above.
August 18th, 2011 at 1:05 PM ^
prominently featured on a stack of screen captures in Chris Hansen's hand.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:05 PM ^
Yeaaah don't care.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:06 PM ^
Grab you pitchforks and....wait I moved on with my life
August 17th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^
It works on so many levels.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:17 PM ^
some funny cat pictures?
August 17th, 2011 at 10:20 PM ^
But I love cats as much as the next guy...
August 17th, 2011 at 10:32 PM ^
Her knees are too sharp for my taste.
August 17th, 2011 at 11:43 PM ^
A fark reference. Very nice.
August 18th, 2011 at 1:10 AM ^
The Detroit Zoo wolverine gives his opinion....
Wake me when football season starts...
August 18th, 2011 at 7:54 AM ^
August 18th, 2011 at 10:10 AM ^
I know of a place where you can find a few wolverine pictures. Sometimes the author of that place posts here. Sadly, he hasn't been able to get wolverine pictures lately since the Zoo has moved their enclosure (temporarily so I'm told).
August 18th, 2011 at 5:54 PM ^
I want to hug him sooo bad, but he'll disembowel me.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:13 PM ^
August 17th, 2011 at 10:13 PM ^
August 17th, 2011 at 10:22 PM ^
Nuh uh. One trip to RCMB per night is enough.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^
Well played, DG.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:28 PM ^
Re RCMB
August 17th, 2011 at 10:17 PM ^
by reading his material and giving him more money.
also, this
August 18th, 2011 at 12:12 AM ^
RCMB brah 2:
69 = One of the most overrated sexual acts. Once your wife is 40, I can't imagine dangling roast beef being too appealing while getting head anyways.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:23 PM ^
The longer you spend on RCMB, the more you become one of them.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:34 PM ^
That has to be the most bro thread I have ever read
August 17th, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
Well fuck, the Tigers just lost.
August 17th, 2011 at 10:41 PM ^
Fuck is right, damn you Justin Morneau...
August 18th, 2011 at 1:11 AM ^
The Umps didn't help either...
August 17th, 2011 at 10:49 PM ^
You know that place is bad when the more rational, normal posters spend more time here. I'm looking at you WatersDemos.