OT: I think it's safe to assume
That before his legendary performance at the Nike Camp today, Shane Morris flew into space and fought off meteorites headed for earth, and then went into the oceans, and prevented earth quakes from causing devastating tsunamis and floods. Which would have brought forth the awaited "Rapture", and destroyed us all. Thoughts? I think the above is the safest assumption, as to why we all have not perished into oblivion.
I'm sorry but Zoltan would never allow the rapture to occur from space perhaps Shane held the Earth together so it wouldn't split in two thus saving everyone.
Zoltan controls a vast Nebulus, and can not be expected to be able to control the entire thing. Especially considering he's working in wealth management this off season, and they are known to have to work exceedingly long hours.
No, cancel all that, I can't allow myself to think that Zoltan couldn't be everywhere all the time.
I was out working in the garden so I'm out of touch. Did I get left behind?
That's some funny shit, was it the Garden of Eden?
found in all the most upscale trailers.
macho man might be the key to everything ... perhaps his timely passing allowed him to convince God (by force?) to let us all live for a bit longer. dropping 'bows is persuasion at its finest. OHH YEAAA!!! ... seriously though R.I.P. Randy, thanks for everything
Greatest. Image. Ever.
I'm buying a van and having that airbrushed onto both sides.
...on 12/31/99, while we were waiting for the millenium stuff to happen. We were all left behind, and have been going through tribulations ever since. The evil Vest is an agent of the unspeakable one, and was sent to be a special tormentor.