OT - douchey MgoBlog users
Let me start off by saying I know what I am getting myself into here, but it has to be said, even if it is to only get my frustrations off my chest. I am sick of the douche bags on this site. And I think it is safe to assume they are michigan students.
I love this university, My aunt and uncle have season tickets and I have been going since I was 12. I always wanted to go to school here, but it's expensive and my grades weren't good enough in high school. But after living here and going to eastern, I have come to realize that the students that go here are over-privileged, whiny rich kids who don't know jack shit about the real world. It has been showing up more and more on this site, and for the longest time I tolerated people whining about posts not having the right title so they had to take 5 seconds to click on it and realize they didn't want to read it. Were so sorry we inconvenienced you, since you go to U of M you must be right and have everything your way. In fact, I'm sure that some people are going to bitch about me having to long of a post in the forum and I should have put this under diaries. Well guess what, piss off. I just witnessed a forum where people were complaining about the spelling. This blew my mind. Get a life people. Don't you realize people think you're douche bags? Well, it's because you are. Wow, so you go to Michigan, so you can spell, good for you. You think your shit don't stink. But if you were "all that" you would be going to Harvard, Wharton, or MIT., there are plenty of people smarter out there than you. So shut the hell up and post about sports or responses to OT topics, not how well you can spell, that's what first grade spelling bee's are for, or to complain about a topics title, nobody has dial-up anymore, I can click on every link on this site in under 5 min, deal with it
p.s. Also, for all you michigan students who think getting hit by a car won't hurt, the world does not revolve around you. I will stop for you if you are using a designated cross walk. but if you are crossing state street and are coming out from behind a car at a random spot, either be prepared to be hit or yelled at, and if you yell back, be prepared to have something thrown at you.
p.s.s. Do you think that talking about how jake long got drafted first overall will help RR get S. Henderson when he talks to him? I have always wondered if that was considered tacky to do?
That. Just. Happened.
There's been an uptick in the number of internet tough guys, as of late. Must be spring in the air.
I'll fuck you up, you yellow-celled, cartoon fatass.
I like Darren, he is my friend! I like you AND him. He likes me and I like him!! He likes you, I HOOOOPE! I like his autograph!!! It is a nice picture!!!!! HE IS NIIIIICCEE!!!
serious? like...for real?
Bullshit. I would take my licks THEN sue. But not because I'm rich or over-privileged. It's because I need the money.
Thanks WolvinLA...the "i need the money" line was great. +10
Don't feed the trolls.
If Chuck Norris doesn't accept apologies, then neither do I.
I will seriously beat you up in real life.
I ain't scared of anyone, least of all you.
Unless you use the word "fuck" in your threat.
People who cuss are always tougher than those who don't. I don't cuss, thus I have a pretty low toughness ceiling.
Darn it.
But who am I to talk?
buzz....or whatever.
Play him off, piano cat!
You must be who the OP is talking about.
If I was a better speller in grade school I would not have mistakenly signed up for the sewing bee. I tell ya, those Amish kids punked my ass Ol' skool.
Also, please post in English next time, poncho. Normally, I'd feel bad about sounding like such a xenophobe, but I think in this case, it's just fighting fire with fire.
Also, is the username a reference to the Deftones album or to uh, nose candy?
deftones
He's not rich nor over-privileged enough for nose candy.
That Deftones album kicks. When I was a student at Mich, we played that CD in my friend's room one time and we suddenly went from an "I'm in a band" dorks' pedantic modern-rock-ripping session to a Wrestlemania-Bedspring-popping-TV-going-through-the-window melee.
So that's two things we have in common, WP. We like Michigan football, and you apparently like the Deftones.
Then again, I don't really fit in well with most people at a Deftones concert. I came to them via Far. I got to Thursday the same way. I don't really fit in well with most people at a Thursday concert either. I miss Far, even if all that's left is a huggy, well-meaning skinny kid who plays beside an R2D2 unit.
You know why? Because I'm an intellectual snob. My non-sports-related websites include Woot and xkcd.
I don't really ever give people direct crap about spelling/grammar unless it's someone I know would normally not make that mistake (e.g. Brian). On the other hand, Brian's knowledge of English far outclasses mine, so if I ever did start pick-nicking nicks, I'd be inviting the same on myself.
Still, I very much appreciate good grammar, for the same reason that I appreciate strong speaking skills in conversation. Communication is about getting ideas across. We agree on certain rules to make it easier to communicate.
One thing that does tend to bug me, though, is when people refer to a dialectic as a "rant." A rant implies anger, and a lack of reason. If you admit you're ranting, then you've basically said "what I'm writing should in no way be construed as a valid opinion."
But we're straying from the topic. And the topic is White Pony, and Deftones concerts, and Thursday concerts, and how most of the people there are mostly interested in finding a pit in which to mosh.
I've moshed. In a bedroom on Williams even.
But I'll never get to be one just one of the dudes. I liked going to school. I was good at it. Almost a decade removed from freshman year, I'm even better at it now.
This is my corner of the Internet. There's a whole Thursday concert out there for you to mosh in, where, as you pointed out, there is nobody to correct you for grammar, or improper use of a comma, or the inherent inability of a person typing an anger-fueled diatribe to break up that stream-of-consciousness with a new paragraph. A new paragraph is a pause, a moment to collect the information of the previous stanza, and then begin on the next coherent thought. That's of little use to a boiling rage, to what would properly be referred to as a "rant."
So, like I said, I'm not one to mutter about bad English. But I like the people who do. A lot. They're my kind of nerds. They're the same kind of people who would stay up 'till 5 a.m. in a crappy house on East William, muttering about how teenieboyz who paint their fingernails black and play a bar-chord 1,4,5 progression to an aggravatingly simplistic 4/4, call themselves "Benj," and try to convince people they're "punk" should be removed from the universe.
So rather than pass stereotypes about my kind of people, why not just let us have this corner of the great big World Wide Web. Let us have our university, which, as you point out, isn't the best in the country, but is still mighty up there.
We've got our biases against EMU. All druggies. Dirty Meijer. So unfair they got Sidetrack. But I've never really met a U-M student with the kind of anger toward the stereotype that you seem to have. I always thought we were so close to each other the communities just overlapped, meshed, and were both the better for it.
So maybe I'm wrong about having our own corner of the Internet. Maybe we do need the Eastern rats to keep the Michigan brats grounded. But there's a better way to do it than direct insult. Have a little respect for the institution up Washtenaw, and the high standards that have kept it such a great place. We're a little different, sure, but fuck, man, when we're ripe, we all bleed out of control.
Nice post. really, what i have to say isn't to you but because of the points you brought up. This is a great university, not the best in the nation, but exceptional compared to others in michigan. Just because you all go to a better college than all the other students who stay in state doesn't mean you are better as individuals. I haven't just met 20 people who i'm basing my opinion on, i deal with thousands of students a week for 20 seconds at a time and yet sadly that is long enough to form my opinion.
Many of you will not succeed in life, while many people who don't graduate from college will become successful. If this turns out to be one of you who read this, will you still consider yourselves better than others? Lets see if those of you who don't succeed act arrogant later in life. Maybe you will all realize that there is no place in life to act better than somebody else because there will always be somebody better than you. There is no reason to knock on anybodies grammar or spelling because there will always be somebody who has a better grasp of the english language than you. Plus, I've never read a post that I wasn't able to understand because of the grammar, the people who ragged on the post were just looking for a reason to show off their so called superiority.
For the record, I was arrogant WAAAAAAAY before I got accepted to Michigan.
this says it all - "i deal with thousands of students a week for 20 seconds at a time and yet sadly that is long enough to form my opinion."
If you think repeated 20 second interactions are long enough to form an opinion to call out the student body of the university, so be it. But please spare us the "real world" sanctimonious nonsense from earlier. Because in the real world, only a complete asshole makes such broad judgments based on such limited interaction and experience.
well, i guess we're all assholes then, you because you're an arrogant piece of shit who is too jaded after going to U of M to realize it, and me because i base my opinions on several thousand experiences that have been the same.
You're an asshole and therefore we're all assholes? Is this some sort of "white_pony_rocks is 'Everyman'"
allegory that I'm not understanding?
Why am I an arrogant piece of shit? Because I suggested that labeling the whole student body assholes based on your limited interactions is... wrong?
again, how are thousands of experiences considered limited interactions? The fact they are short interactions makes it even worse that arrogance was shown, especially to someone who is treating the students courteously and giving them their food.
HOW ARE THEY ARROGANT in these 20 second interactions? I'm not saying they aren't, but tell me, please.
This, honestly, sounds like you're extremely bitter because these kids got to go to a school you wanted to but couldn't. Now, you're working a job you don't particularly like, SERVING these kids who get to do what you once wished you could. And you hate them for it.
Just to help you out, I think you meant "anybody's" rather than "anybodies." I say this because your sentence seemed to beg for a possessive adjective to precede the noun "grammar," yet it lacked one. And by "it lacked one," I mean that you sentence lacked a possessive adjective. But by that I also mean that your sentence lacked grammar.
That is all.
I think he meant "antibodies." He was discussing the immune system, but I could be wrong.
I mean that you sentence lacked a possessive adjective.
Sorry, I just wanted to reply before you had a chance to edit it. :]
"There is no reason to knock on anybodies grammar or spelling because there will always be somebody who has a better grasp of the english language than you."
You consider anyone that chooses to correct someone to be "arrogant," and you consider it pointless to ever point out someone's errors. I imagine you also fly into a defensive rage when someone, in fact, corrects you.
Believe it or not, but there are some places (even in the real world) where people have enough self-confidence to take criticism, they aren't so threatened/defensive/embarrassed as to suggest we should be content with an implied race to the bottom, and hell, they even appreciate when others expect higher standards (whether it be something as insanely trivial as grammar on a message board, or something more important... like, "real world" jobs).
Whatever you go on to do (assuming you don't anticipate to hold your current job forever), I'd suggest that you'd be a lot better off if you dropped the bitter chip on your shoulder towards any person who has the audacity to point out a mistake.
What?!?! Constructive criticism and feedback? That never happens in the "real world." Trust me, if you ever go into management consulting and screw up the analysis, your manager will always let it slide. Or if you're in I-Banking and spell something wrong in the pitch deck, that's cool. No big deal, it's not like that will change the potential client's impression of you.
Your oh-so-casual mention of consulting and "i-banking" clearly indicates that you went to the business school. If so, you are near the top of the arrogant prick food chain.
Well then, congratulations. Hard work sucks doesn't it?
Investment banking still exists?
no, i just consider it pointless to point out grammar and spelling errors on a sports blog and to give people shit about the title of their post.
Sometimes the grammar police do a little over-enforcing (in their defense, often to be comical) but the Brian the Blog God actually asked us to make informative thread titles, and when he speaks, we listen. Simple as that. You may want to think about where you want to spend your blog afterlife.
Your argument reeks of "But Mike Hart was a 3* and Grady was a 5*, rankings don't matter!" Michigan offers a greater probability of success than not going to college. Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard and made tons of money. Yet for some reason, people still go to Harvard.
Hooray, people are arrogant and are on cell phones at yor work. Gee, that doesn't happen ANYWHERE else. If you don't want random people being dicks to you every day, don't get any sort of job in a service industry. After all, I have trouble believing that every single person who walks into Jimmy Johns/Potbellies/Cosi/whatever manages to come off as an arrogant entitled ass.
Alright, I believe it for Cosi, but nowhere else!
"many of you will not succeed in life"
Your post just screams "real life success ahead".
Even though I suppose, due to my comments on the "Rodriguez Announces Departure (Grady?)" thread, I am one of the people Mr Pony is referring to, I have really enjoyed this thread.
The great thing is that a thread whose goal was to point out how bad this community is actually served to exemplify its best qualities. With very few exceptions, no one stooped to the OP's level. He was basically trashed through the use of wit and logic, though he seemingly does not have the ability to realize this. As usual, posters like WolvinLA, CPS, Chrisgocomment made me laugh out loud. Magnus was succinctly insightful as usual. WolverSwede, someone I have not seen around here, with great perspicacity captured what this board is all about - much better than I could have.
My two cent contribution is that there is an positive relationship between extent of one's inferiority complex and perceived arrogance in one's environment. And the causal arrow goes one way - inferiority leads to perceived arrogance; perceived arrogance does not lead to feelings of inferiority.
Not to be a dick, but you spelled "perspiration" wrong. And as his former roommate, I can confirm that WolverSwede does have great perspiration.
I think he meant perspicacity.
Not that I knew what the hell it meant, I looked it up.
I'm pretty sure he meant WolverSwede was sweating while typing his post. And by "great" I meant that it made our room smell better. Instead of buying febreeze, I would make him do jumping jacks. With his shirt off. I swear that was the only reason.
That was my second guess.
Your last sentence should be two sentences.
ha. it all makes sense now.