this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|2 years 36 weeks ago||Iowa 55, Michigan 0. Y'all||
Iowa 55, Michigan 0.
Y'all are the team that plays in that dome, right?
|3 years 12 weeks ago||"Raping their fanbase"||
The issue with what makes that terminology so unacceptable isn't that Penn State had a sexual assault scandal, it's that you don't make casual references to rape, you fucking asshole.
Please don't make that mistake again. Rape is a heinous crime. Raising ticket prices isn't.
|3 years 46 weeks ago||Obviously this isn't an airtight comparison||
And I hope I wasn't giving the impression that JVB was going to set career records at Iowa--he's clearly not going to approach what Henne accomplished. Just that their styles were similar.
Thank you for not calling me a butthead.
|4 years 46 weeks ago||You fool!||
You weren't to reveal the dark doings until Nebraska was actually in our divisional clutches! All we have from them is a damned RSVP! This is a piece of paper! This is worthless!
I'm calling John Cooper this instant and telling him Plan C must be revised. Foolish, impatient Michigan!
|5 years 1 day ago||It's not that we hate you guys||
Not at all.
It's that handjobs are funny.
|5 years 46 weeks ago||Interesting note||
Recent historical documents indicate that along with Fielding Y. and Bo S., there's a "Tom Harmon" who loved the BHGP back in the day. You guys know anything about that?
|5 years 47 weeks ago||Typical Michigan fans||
Everyone predicting an undefeated season for the Wolverines. I don't think so... more like WolverNOPE! I would say Michigan should win the five games against chumps and pick off two or maybe three of their other seven opponents. 7-5 is the chalky pick. FWIW, I think I've talked myself into the idea that 8-4 is a more likely outcome than 6-6. Give me point-up-arrows if you're not too scared of some UNBIASED thinking!!!
|5 years 47 weeks ago||What the H is going on here||
If someone gives you an arrow it counts as a point. Arrows are not points. I learned that in geometry and it is a fact. Please give me a point-arrow for my astute observation right now.
|5 years 47 weeks ago||Also||
If everybody could give that comment by me an up arrow, do it, because I think that I just made an awesome point for you to do your thinking about. I'm good at commenting, probably the best on here.
|5 years 47 weeks ago||You're going to lose by like 40 to the APakilypse||
Bo wouldn't, of course. But RichRod will. Sounds like yet another distraction for the team.
|6 years 22 weeks ago||So wait||
Your solution to bringing a ninth game to the Big Ten is to, uh, create a miniature BCS Championship situation?
THAT CAN'T GO WRONG AT ALL, EVER! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?????
|6 years 25 weeks ago||YOU GUYS SUCK||
POST SOME TITS ALREADY!
|6 years 49 weeks ago||This is what Michigan gets||
for ducking mighty Iowa on a constant basis.
|6 years 49 weeks ago||People of Michigan!||
Consider your rivals! Look at their splendor and success! Watch the unstoppable engine of capitalism bring life to all it touches! Investments, rewards, and growth! Deregulate today!
|6 years 49 weeks ago||Newsome to Iowa||
All but a done deal, according to sources. Looks like Weinke was onto something.
|6 years 49 weeks ago||COMRADES!||
Consumption is elation! Make production work for you! Invest in the private sectors at once! Prosperity awaits!
|7 years 1 week ago||Are you actually paying attention?||
Parsing devoid context is a waste of time.
No, Ferentz is not directly and personally responsible for the absolute mess this situation has become. Yes, there needs to be a serious overhaul of the UI administration. Yes, this includes Ferentz. Good fucking god.
|7 years 1 week ago||Just one motherfucking minute||
He told them to move back into the room, according to affadavits, not to "destroy evidence." Even the Johnson County AG is on record saying that nothing that happened amounts to obstruction of justice, which "evidence destruction" most definitely falls under.
We're calling for mass resignations, not mass firings. This isn't a matter of criminality or the minutiae of procedure. This is a human rights issue that goes way beyond Ferentz. This is an issue that involves how a university protects its most vulnerable students, NOT how a football coach runs amok.
C'mon, you're so much better than this, Brian.
|7 years 1 week ago||Emil backwards||spells "lime."|
|7 years 1 week ago||Go for it, Jimmy!||You're the king!|
|7 years 3 weeks ago||YES||do more of these. more more more.|
|7 years 3 weeks ago||cheerist, max||Just admit that you're a bloodthirsty thief and we can all move on.|
|7 years 3 weeks ago||"Southern California is certainly worthy of reverence"||
So we can expect you to plagiarize them too at any moment, no?
|7 years 3 weeks ago||If it makes you feel any better...||
We hate ourselves far worse than we hate Michigan.
Hell, you should see what I do to myself on a nightly basis. It's disgusting.
|7 years 4 weeks ago||WHATEVER||At least our state isn't so STUPID, it can't figure out which side of Lake Michigan to be on! More like the STUPID PENINSULA!! ROFLisberger!!!!!!|
|7 years 4 weeks ago||Probably because||they don't have maps in the Iraq.|
|7 years 4 weeks ago||May I take your order please?||Sure, how about a Coke soda, medium, maybe a potato salad, small seasoned curlies... oh, and a massive serving of BEEF. WE'RE BEEFIN NOW EM-EFFER, WEST SIDE TILL I DIE, YOU MOTHER TRUCKERS CAN'T BE US OR SEE US|
|7 years 4 weeks ago||PLAGIARISM||
We did it first, ergo plagiarism of the baldest kind. You should be kicked off the Internet and sent to darkest Peru, "Max" (again, doubtless a nom de guerre).
And we're still owed an explanation on what this "NBA" talk is about. Is that some sort of terrorist thing? What's it stand for, Northern Ba'athist Army? Jesus, start loving America and stop ripping off good and wholesome blogs like BHGP.
|7 years 4 weeks ago||Thank you.||Everyone knows "Where (xxxx) happens" is the exclusive domain of BHGP. I just didn't think MGoCommentfrica would be so brazen as to bite our style like that.|