the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
Black Heart Gold Pants Sucks
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2008/6/30/562094/michigan-where-plagi...
While I really enjoyed getting the shout-out, this post was garbage. If I was Brian and had the motivation and desire to throw back a detailed rebuttal, I would. But I'm not, so I won't. Any Michigan fan worth his salt can identify the fallacies saturating BHGP's post.
"Consider yourself warned, Michigan."
http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/opp-opp.pl?start=1869&end=20...
Consider yourself owned, Iowa.
While I really enjoyed getting the shout-out, this post was garbage. If I was Brian and had the motivation and desire to throw back a detailed rebuttal, I would. But I'm not, so I won't. Any Michigan fan worth his salt can identify the fallacies saturating BHGP's post.
"Consider yourself warned, Michigan."
http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/opp-opp.pl?start=1869&end=20...
Consider yourself owned, Iowa.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:15 AM | 
YEAH
YEAH
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 AM |
I'm still amazed that they
I'm still amazed that they
I'm still amazed that they considered that plagiarism.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 AM |
PLAGIARISM
PLAGIARISM
We did it first, ergo plagiarism of the baldest kind. You should be kicked off the Internet and sent to darkest Peru, "Max" (again, doubtless a nom de guerre).
And we're still owed an explanation on what this "NBA" talk is about. Is that some sort of terrorist thing? What's it stand for, Northern Ba'athist Army? Jesus, start loving America and stop ripping off good and wholesome blogs like BHGP.
Plagiarists.
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 AM |
dude
dude
Whatever man my college classmates beat your college classmates on the field so SUCK IT IOWA LOSERS
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 PM |
May I take your order please?
May I take your order please?
Sure, how about a Coke soda, medium, maybe a potato salad, small seasoned curlies... oh, and a massive serving of BEEF. WE'RE BEEFIN NOW EM-EFFER, WEST SIDE TILL I DIE, YOU MOTHER TRUCKERS CAN'T BE US OR SEE US
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:07 PM |
Eh
Eh
The "plagiarism" comment was bordering on witty (if not relevant). This one's a head-scratcher. Work on it.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 PM |
Shut up, foo!
Shut up, foo!
My fo-fo (gpa, that is) make sure all yo' kids don't grow!
It could be worse: I could always quote Brent Petway.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 AM |
"Where no longer prestigious
"Where no longer prestigious
"Where no longer prestigious enough to lure away your coach unless you're West Virginia happens,"
____
not getting their coach was one of the best things to ever happen involving Michigan football.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 AM |
Iowa Sports - Not Doing so well
Iowa Sports - Not Doing so well
I guess you could say they are on a cold streak?
http://mbighouse.blogspot.com/2008/07/gone-missing-iowa-hawkeye-athletic...
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:07 PM |
Oh No
Oh No
You di'ant!
Black Hearts Gold Pants - http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 PM |
Iowhere?
Iowhere?
I almost blasted Iowa last night, but then I remembered I couldn't find it on the map.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:04 PM |
Weird
Weird
I know where Iowa is, but all I could find was a lake
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:07 PM |
Probably because
Probably because
they don't have maps in the Iraq.
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 AM |
LOL
LOL
ROFL michigan man u cant reed a map LOL ROFL !!!1!!11!
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 PM |
oh come on, man.
oh come on, man.
Can I get my fellow Michigan fans to stop calling "scoreboard" and perhaps come up with a witty retort on occasion? His point is not that Michigan sucks, Max. His point is that we have sticks up our asses, and you've just confirmed it.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:11 PM |
My Man
My Man
If on-field performance is a bad argument exhibit, I don't want to exercise a good one. Even at my ass' expense. No homo.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 PM |
hell yeahs
hell yeahs
It's like that time some guy from Florida told me it was warmer down there than it is in Michigan - I was all BITCH SCOREBOARD CAP1 BOOYAH and he was all types of yeaaa dawg guess you are right you did beat us that makes it so and I was all MOTHERFUCKA YOU RIGHT WE BEAT YOU
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:03 PM |
Hat tip
Hat tip
Consider yourself owned, Iowa.
this was really friggin funny.
Kudos to you sir.
http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 PM |
All your football are belong to us
All your football are belong to us
For all the talk from you Cooksuckers, your boys sure are hesitant to schedule the Hawkeyes. Still hurting from 2003, Wolverines? You sure talk a lot, but when it comes time to schedule, you say, "PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HURT US IOWA! WE'LL PLAY NOTRE DAME! WE'LL PLAY THE UTES! ANYONE BUT IOWA! ANYONE!"
I don't blame you; Michigan was so afraid of Ferentz that they offered him a palace fit for a king and all the gold and silver in the state to take that thankless job. Unfortunately for you, all the gold and silver in Michigan totaled about $1.27. DETROIT RIOT! DETROIT RIOT! Ferentz knows he's at the better program, though. At least our fans are capable of standing from time to time.
Quit dodging the Hawkeyes and we'll talk. Until then, you remain pwned.
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 AM |
Man Boobs, That's Why
Man Boobs, That's Why
We don't want to have to look at all of the Hawkeye fans Man Boobs flying everywhere because they love to wear overalls with no shirts on.
Quit dodging shirts under your overalls and then we can talk.
GO BLUE!
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 PM |
WHATEVER
WHATEVER
At least our state isn't so STUPID, it can't figure out which side of Lake Michigan to be on! More like the STUPID PENINSULA!! ROFLisberger!!!!!!
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:38 PM |
At least we know how to spell "owned"
At least we know how to spell "owned"
It's pwned.
Wait, wait.
Aw, goddamnit.
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 PM |
Retarded Pussies?
Retarded Pussies?
So Iowa is voting for Ron Paul in November?
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:26 PM |
Iowa? Really?
Iowa? Really?
Is an Iowa tool really talking trash here? Dude, you're an Iowa fan. The home of fat, slow white-trash football. The end.
I miss Keith Jackson.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 AM |
Uh...
Uh...
Tom Brady
John Navarre
Chad Henne
Ryan Mallett (I know, I know, he's gone...for now)
Sam McGuffie (I'm just guessing)
Bo Schembechler (so slow he's been declared dead)
Slow white-trash football? The defense rests.
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:39 AM |
HS, the point was that,
HS, the point was that,
HS, the point was that, initially, Brian was up in arms over the post. His apology was offered only after he was informed of your post's intentions. Therefore, saying something like "Anybody who falls for a BHGP post is dumb," is indeed an indictment on Brian. Fight On!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 PM |
cheerist, max
cheerist, max
Just admit that you're a bloodthirsty thief and we can all move on.
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 PM |
The fact that like 70% of
The fact that like 70% of
The fact that like 70% of these people are actually taking umbrage with the alway funny BHGP makes me really, really, sad. If yo're taking their posts this seriously, you're too stupid to understand the point. Holy shit.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:46 PM |
I wasn't going to say anything
I wasn't going to say anything
I wasn't going to say anything because I was using this thread to ID the new people who can't grasp satire.
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 PM |
Yeah, I was trying to think
Yeah, I was trying to think
Yeah, I was trying to think of a funny riposte to the idiocy, but then I realized that my feelings of scorn were too strong, and I had to keep it literal.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 PM |
I know where Iowa is, but all
I know where Iowa is, but all
I know where Iowa is, but all I could find was a lake.
Thank you for that. Really.
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 PM |
Much truth is said in
Much truth is said in
Much truth is said in jest.
Of course I know that the majority of what he's saying is satirical (scheduling, NBA comments, et cetera) - how could someone possibly enjoy Iowa football without a good sense of humor?
That said, I have little patience for anyone with such disrespect for Michigan football, regardless of the tone.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 PM |
If it makes you feel any better...
If it makes you feel any better...
We hate ourselves far worse than we hate Michigan.
Hell, you should see what I do to myself on a nightly basis. It's disgusting.
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 PM |
ohh boy
ohh boy
I have little patience for anyone with such disrespect for Michigan football, regardless of the tone.
I bet you are a regular LAUGH RIOT to hang out with
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 PM |
LOL
LOL
You guys all look so dumb now. You see, all my posts have actually been ironic and sarcastic, and thus witty and funny. Anybody who didn't get that is a square.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:32 PM |
Why would a fan and graduate
Why would a fan and graduate
Why would a fan and graduate of another school hold reverence for Michigan? Do you revere Florida? Or USC?
BGHP writes about 98% comedy. Brian and the various BGHP writers are bloggy-buddies. If you reply in any sort of serious manner to anything they write, you're falling into their devious trap for dumb people.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:54 PM |
Yes, as one of very few
Yes, as one of very few
Yes, as one of very few schools that rivals Michigan in both athletics and academics, the University of Southern California is certainly worthy of reverence. As far as the second part of your comment, that's a pretty big indictment on Brian, my friend: http://mgoblog.com/content/youll-see-what-you-want
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 AM |
I'm almost never serious while blogging...
I'm almost never serious while blogging...
...but I'll make an exception here: You, my friend, are an effing idiot.
http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/joy-of-retraction.html
And, if you were too damn stupid to notice, it was at the top of the post you cited.
But hey, at least you made the BHGP quote sidebar. Congrats!
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 AM |
"Southern California is certainly worthy of reverence"
"Southern California is certainly worthy of reverence"
So we can expect you to plagiarize them too at any moment, no?
Maize. You call it "corn."
August 9th, 2009 at 3:02 PM |
this thread is still
this thread is still
this thread is still ridiculous
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:04 AM |
Ah, never has my avatar been
Ah, never has my avatar been
Ah, never has my avatar been so appropriate. Failcat is reveling in the failure.
Hawkeye - may I suggest changing your avatar to something like this:
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/features/images/nicieza/hawkeye.jpg
He was a mediocre super hero, sort of like Tim Dwight.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 AM |
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks for the new avatar. I think it's WAIT WAIT YOU SHALL NEVER BESMIRCH THE NAME OF TIM DWIGHT. HE WAS A GOD SENT HERE TO LIVE AMONGST THE MORTALS. I SHALL NOW COME AT YOU LIKE VIGO FROM GHOSTBUSTERS 2.
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:15 AM |
Those links
Those links
gave me Nam like flashbacks. Is it going to be an every 6 months tradition now that BHGP makes a joke and dozens of crazy internet Michigan e-thugs get aroused and start talking about PWNAGE ON THE FIELD and taking it extremely personal?
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 AM |
Chitown
Chitown
If you see this I need your email address, send it to wolverineliberation at gmail dot com
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 AM |
Which makes it extremely
Which makes it extremely
Which makes it extremely convenient that the last sentence of Brian's retraction reads:
"I am the stupidest."
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:43 AM |
My Uncle...
My Uncle...
graduated from Iowa in the early 60's and every year he says "This will be the year, watch out for Iowa" now that he has Alzheimer's it isn't so funny but at least he has hope again.
Mike & Zakk
Born in the shadow of the Big House
East Kent Mavericks, Kent UK
TimeBattles.com
oh yeah! PfuckPfizer
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 PM |
BLOLdiesel
BLOLdiesel
Let's take it one step further and form a "Unemployed Crime-Infested Rotting Corpses of Manufacturing Conference." That way Michigan can play a rotation of Michigan State, Ohio State, the MAC, and that Catholic school outside Gary, Indiana every season. Maybe you could add Rutgers and Temple! It's a Michigan Man's wet dream!
That is, until everyone leaves your gray, bleak, miserable hellscape of a state in their foreign-built vehicles.
OPS: "Bob Zook has to be the laziest man alive."
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 PM |
Actually, the University of
Actually, the University of
Actually, the University of Michigan produces some of the mos... oh, ohhhh. That was another ironic and witty dig, right? I can't believe I let another one of these go right over my head. You Hawkeyes are slippery.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:09 PM |
My god
My god
You sir, are King of the Idiots. Congratulations.
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
July 4th, 2008 at 12:57 PM |
Oh Iowa
Oh Iowa
The internet is about the free trade of other peoples ideas, Iowa fans would know that if their barnhouses had internet access.
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA