LONG OVERDUE
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Hello! I swear this idea was in the hopper long before the Wolverine Liberation Army came along and made MGoCommunism chic, but there's a new shirt available for preorder at MGoStore. It looks like this:
Now you can headbutt all your Che-lovin' hippie friends with the power of Bo.
The deal on shirts going forward is this: we'll put them up for preorder when they're designed. Preorders will be $3 off the regular price; when there are sufficient preorders to indicate demand the shirts will get printed up in an appropriate number and shipped out. Get to it, if you would.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:49 PM | 
Color
Color
July 18th, 2008 at 1:04 PM |
Lloyd
Lloyd
Make a Lloyd one. I'll buy it.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:19 PM |
too bad
too bad
He should have an 'M' on his hat. You could've probably distorted it enough or use it as negative space on the hat to avoid any sort of infringement.
Then again, I'm no lawya.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:28 PM |
Cool, but it's missing
Cool, but it's missing
Cool, but it's missing something--I wouldn't have immediately made the MGoCommunism connection. Maybe "Go Blue" underneath in soviet era Russian characters?
July 18th, 2008 at 2:14 PM |
I am disappointed that the
I am disappointed that the
I am disappointed that the Anti-Carr All star team is cancelled but i understand. But Brian, can you please write an article about how bad Joey Sarantos was?
Heart. Brains. Balls.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:16 PM |
Wanna donut?
Wanna donut?
Still not accessible to card-carrying fatasses. Not all of us have access to Barwis, ya dig?
edited to add: Yes, I registered just so I could post this. So sad.
redefining epic fail, one comment at a time
July 18th, 2008 at 2:18 PM |
Sorry in advance
Sorry in advance
Rich Robots Pixie Cut T-Shirt Model = FAIL
(and please go out and get some sun).
July 18th, 2008 at 2:47 PM |
You're asking for it
You're asking for it
Brian's going to have to license Orson's comment stud award and send it to you to display when you're romancing the supermodels.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:36 PM |
Retrospective stuff
Retrospective stuff
doesn't really fit into a movin' on year.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:33 PM |
Emil backwards
Emil backwards
spells "lime."
Maize. You call it "corn."
July 18th, 2008 at 3:16 PM |
Ritz
Ritz
Hey, I've been eating the same Ritz crackers* for 11 years, so yeah, I'd hit that.
*Eddie Murphy Raw reference
Go Blue
July 18th, 2008 at 3:24 PM |
medals is too busy drinking
medals is too busy drinking
medals is too busy drinking brewskie with the brahs and nailing 1994 Heidi Klum to pay attention to your quips, Other Chris.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:00 PM |
2XL
2XL
...has been added to the Bo Shirt, due to requests and a high demand in general.
July 18th, 2008 at 7:43 PM |
Clearly...
Clearly...
...the reach of Barwis goes only so far.
"I know where you're at, man. You had it all, and now it's gone. It's torn a hole in your soul bigger than my Escalade. So you turned to the drugs, the alcohol. Pornography, free-basing with OJ, human trafficking, dog fights / orgies ... darkness."
July 18th, 2008 at 6:51 PM |
Was that a saltine?! That
Was that a saltine?! That
Was that a saltine?! That was a damn good cracker!
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
July 18th, 2008 at 9:11 PM |
What kind of timeframe are we talking here?
What kind of timeframe are we talking here?
Was going to pre-order one of these but am moving back to AA in about a month and want to avoid the embarrassment of asking my parents to send a t-shirt with what looks like a picture of a communist phone sex operator on it. I also want to make sure I have a non-lame maize shirt for the first maize out. Brian? Rich?
So what's the critical mass of shirt orders required before the little grey men start cranking these badboys out?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:32 AM |
Critical mass has definitely
Critical mass has definitely
July 21st, 2008 at 11:01 AM |
Critical mass?
Critical mass?
Is that a reference to the number of shirts, or that the 2XL are now available?
July 18th, 2008 at 9:26 PM |
Maize Out
Maize Out
You young guys complicate things way too much.
To wit:
Step 1: Buy a yellow shirt (no one can tell the difference)
Step 2: Smear said shit with pig's blood
Step 3: Stuff shirt under car seat for three weeks
Step 4: Go to Michigan game
Step 5: After game, go home with 4 young blond coeds, preferably from the opposing team's fans. They will be fascinated by your stories of The Revolution, the blood (Obviously from the victims of the Old Guard that you have murdered and eaten), and they will want to have their picture taken of you, and it will be a short leap from there to their hotel room where all four will do their utmost to please you.
Step 5: Propose to every one of them, and seek donations for The Revolution (small, unmarked bills).
Step 6: When the money arrives, disappear, but not before boning the four one last time, and telling them that you will be back as soon as (make up some shit here) happens.
Step 7: Repeat at next home game.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 AM |
man you guys never talk about
man you guys never talk about
man you guys never talk about recruiting anymore; not that there's anything happening. but still, come on.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:09 AM |
Henne, there's literally
Henne, there's literally
Henne, there's literally NOTHING happening aside from a few visits here and there. Other than David Gordon committing to Arkansas yesterday and Watt to ND a few weeks ago there's not much at all.
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:30 PM |
Henne's become the Cookie
Henne's become the Cookie
Henne's become the Cookie Monster of recruiting updates.
July 20th, 2008 at 7:52 PM |
I like this comparison.
I like this comparison.
I like this comparison.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:56 PM |
Ninja is Right
Ninja is Right
Not only that, this is the so called "Dead Period" where coaches are not allowed to contact players. You should tune in to Scout, and get a feel for the daily panic threads about how Kevin Newsome is either A)Not coming or B)A scumbag for not recruiting other players here.
Winning breeds confidence. Losing breeds reality.
July 20th, 2008 at 4:04 PM |
David Gordon and Darius Winston
David Gordon and Darius Winston
I'm gonna go out on a limb here (or not), but is it possible in any way that David Gordon committing to Arkansas helps us with Darius Winston? The logic is that Winston might see David Gordon from MI committing to Arkansas as meaning that Arkansas doesn't need him any longer but Michigan does, or that UA is just filling the slot left open by Winston leaving. This logic probably sucks.
Alternatively, it might be UA's way of showing Winston that UM doesn't really need CB's and that UA is even more valuable that UM to a CB from MI.
Or, I should just shut the hell up, as it means absolutely nothing and that the only interesting thing here is that both DB's have first names only.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 20th, 2008 at 7:51 PM |
I thought david gordon is
I thought david gordon is
I thought david gordon is from oklahoma.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:55 PM |
Yes, he is from Tulsa. But I
Yes, he is from Tulsa. But I
Yes, he is from Tulsa. But I agree that this could help us with Darius Winston.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:52 AM |
Zach Martin to Notre Dame
Zach Martin to Notre Dame
That's two OL recruits in a row to them. Why do recruits keep going with such losers? Weis must have the snake oil
Everything is NOT alright.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 AM |
Fuck
Fuck
Dammit. I have a question. Keep in mind that this is the closest I have followed recruiting ever. This may sound unappreciative of his recent recruiting wins, but does RR seem to have a hard time at all holding on to recruits, or does this sort of thing happen all the time and is pretty much unpredictable? I'm guessing the latter, because a coach can only do so much to make a recruit comfortable at a campus and for some unholy reason, Zach Martin liked ND more. Besides, I'm sure that there are some recruits we've gotten that were expected to go elsewhere, most notably the snake oil recruits of last year's class.
What do you people think about all this?
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 21st, 2008 at 11:28 AM |
My 400 cents
My 400 cents
Put "THE TEAM! THE TEAM!" on the back?
July 21st, 2008 at 12:00 PM |
What recruit did he "have"
What recruit did he "have"
What recruit did he "have" that he "lost" recently? I'm unclear. Martin never committed to us, right?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:02 PM |
It's not that RR has lost
It's not that RR has lost
It's not that RR has lost commitments. It's just that there have been a bunch of recruits that have dropped UM after considering us. It could really be nothing. I was just wondering if UM was losing out on any recruits any more often than usual, that RR was struggling in the head-to-head recruiting battles. His snake oil last year suggests otherwise though.
Conversely, it seems like more top recruits are considering UM than in past years. This is a promising trend.
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 21st, 2008 at 12:55 PM |
MGoStore conditions of use
MGoStore conditions of use
Can I wear MGoStore T-shirts if I'm not a ginger? The examples are unclear.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:08 PM |
Waymen, Martin is another
Waymen, Martin is another
Waymen, Martin is another Catholic school boy from Indiana, so his choosing ND isn't all that surprising, really. There was just a bunch of speculation that because of their depth chart he'd opt for us instead.
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
July 21st, 2008 at 1:10 PM |
And we're 1-8 against Weis in
And we're 1-8 against Weis in
And we're 1-8 against Weis in OL head to heads- it's not just Rich but us in general. Go figure that one out and let me know if you find an answer, because the "I coached in the NFL" thing can only go so far.
WE ARE GOING TO BE A MACHINE.
(Just a few years later than I'd hoped)
July 21st, 2008 at 1:35 PM |
Corwin fucking Brown
Corwin fucking Brown
Corwin Brown...is a dead man.
I'm kidding around. It's just that I love Godfather II so much (can you tell which quote I'm referring to?)
Ann Arbor is a classy broad.
"Get off my plane!" - Ricky Stanzi, Air Force One 2
July 21st, 2008 at 1:10 PM |
Well, we had something liek
Well, we had something liek
Well, we had something liek 50 offers out. So there clearly is going to be a fair amount of attrition from those that originally had us "on their list" and who shows up.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:37 PM |
Corwin Brown
Corwin Brown
sleeps with the fishes
"Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood and probably will not themselves be realized."
-Daniel H. Burnham