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No drinks though...can't do

No drinks though...can't do it.

Game over, offense won't pick

Game over, offense won't pick up another first down let alone score a point.

A victory for the ages that

A victory for the ages that was! No one will ever forget the moment the wolverines triumphed and vanquished the mighty zips!

Need to play send in the

Need to play send in the clowns whenever the offense takes the field.

Beautiful 3rd down call, they

Beautiful 3rd down call, they never saw it coming.

1st down, play action, sack.

1st down, play action, sack. 2nd down, play action, sack. Third down, draw, loss of five. Guaranteed.

No we won't.

No we won't.

I predict a 3 and out on this

I predict a 3 and out on this two minute drill.

You mess with the bull you

You mess with the bull you get...the moose!

Walton has the Ojemudia stare

Walton has the Ojemudia stare going there!

I was hoping Borges was

I was hoping Borges was saving a QB oh noes for a critical 4th quarter play out of that diamond formation but unfortunately it never happened.

I feel like Borges calls play

I feel like Borges calls play like I do in NCAA Football '12. If a play doesn't work right I get pissed off and run it again because "Goddamnit that should have worked, the computer is cheating and someone blew their assignment so we are going to run that play again until it works!"

Just think how far the

Just think how far the program has come since Hoke has been hired. A few years ago Michigan was losing to Toledo and having offensive shootouts with basically every opponent on the schedule (UMass, Illinois, etc.) while getting torched by any elite opponents. Now Michigan is destroying lesser Big Ten opponents, and hanging tough with the upper level Big Ten teams. They even took #1 ND and undefeated OSU down to the wire. The program is moving in the right direction, I believe we just need a little more time to allow Hoke's recruits come in as well as build some depth and Michigan will be able to hang with the elite teams and pull out some of these close games against top teams.

I don't understand how you

I don't understand how you put up 21 on the first half with brilliant play calling and move the ball at will then just decide to revert to every single play and formation that hasn't worked all year for the entire second half.

I want to see him wear all

I want to see him wear all OSU gear only to go all WWE and tear off his OSU gear to reveal Michigan gear, then crack Meyer in the back of the dome with a chair and run and celebrate with the team when Michigan wins. All as the broadcasters yell "Nooooo!" in an incredulous manner.

The NCAA reminds me of that

The NCAA reminds me of that geeky college RA that always threatened to write people up and get them punished.  Threats are made and some people respect them enough to behave themselves afterward, but most people don't have enough respect for the person to stop breaking the rules and eventually someone goes too far and basically becomes a sacrificial lamb.

I weep for the future of our

I weep for the future of the offense, especially next year without Denard.

I believe he was saying that

I believe he was saying that he didn't think that the dogpile after the field goal was deserving of a penalty since it wasn't that "Mickey Mouse stuff in the end zone" and the players were "just excited" but I could be wrong.

Yes, emotionally.

Yes, emotionally.

Came for the Fred Jackson

Came for the Fred Jackson hyperbole, was not disappointed.

Funny how when SEC teams are

Funny how when SEC teams are involved in a low scoring game it's an "epic defensive slugfest" regardless of how poorly the offense is executing but when teams from other conferences have a low scoring game it is "sloppy poorly executed offense" again regardless of offensive execution.

Is your source THE PARTY ROOM

Is your source THE PARTY ROOM by chance?

Nice try, Terelle Pryor.

Nice try, Terelle Pryor.

Gonna have to say '06 as

Gonna have to say '06 as well, still play that one on my original XBOX.  I especially love the create-a-sign feature since I would always make the most offensive signs possible (Corso Loves The Cock, F*** The Police, etc.).  They had random cutscenes of goofy looking overweight white guys with cornrows holding them up and enthusiasticly pointing at them.

"No such thing." - ESPN

"No such thing." - ESPN

So THAT's what they do with

So THAT's what they do with those.  I always assumed Lou Holtz bough all of them every year.

I predict Lou Holtz will shit

I predict Lou Holtz will shit his pants 9-10 times this season.

:o

OH NO MUST MEAN ROH'S TRANSFERRING TOO!!!!!11!

I have a feeling we will see

I have a feeling we will see a significant decline in the nymber of players leaving school early for the draft.

Can't...stop...watching...

Can't...stop...watching...

He seems to be a solid

He seems to be a solid commit, not sure if Hoke wants to go chasin' waterfalls but he ain't too proud to beg either if need be.  We don't for sure need to take a QB so we can be selective, we don't want no scrubs.

Edit: Shit wrong group I was thinking TLC!  Fail.

You forgot the "P.S. Please

You forgot the "P.S. Please don't fire us LOL!" at the end.

"This will teach them to try

"This will teach them to try and crash the BCS every year!"

-NCAA

I saw a commercial for that

I saw a commercial for that the other day and it said the burrito was $2 and the chips and pop were free Taco Bell is giving free food to recruits!  Someone get the freep on the phone Taco Bell has some explaining to do!

"College isn't like the pros,

"College isn't like the pros, where you take the best talent you can get, cut the dead weight, and pick up players via free agency where you need them."

Nick Saban would like to have a word with you...

Write Pryor's research

Write Pryor's research papers.

That is a hell of a lineup

That is a hell of a lineup for week 9: Stanford at USC, Wisconsin at Ohio State, Florida at Georgia!  I agree with most of the picks but I think LSU 'Bama might get week 10 and hope we get week 13.

I remember watching this

I remember watching this game. Along with Braylonfest against MSU one of my favorite memories.

As an American how can you

As an American how can you not +1 this?!  If I could I would.

POSBANGS!!!  FOR EVERYONE!!!

POSBANGS!!!  FOR EVERYONE!!!

Seeing this makes me want to

Seeing this makes me want to shreik in a high pitched voice about Gene Parmesean.

I swore I've seen them do

I swore I've seen them do that a few times, especially for Reggie Bush.  I may have been drunk at the time though.

No Doubt

I love BM!  Bill Martin is an alright guy too...

Hopefully

The team and coaching staff uses this as motivation and comes out with a chip on their shoulders and lays waste to everyone this year.

Shante Peoples

I live in Saginaw and my parents car lease was ending so they were looking into getting a new one.  We go in and talk with the sales person and he ends up being a former safety on the football team.  Guy was extremely nice (he let me wear his CFL championship ring and discussed his college days for a while) but seemed to have taken too many hits to the head and was extremely absentminded getting easily confused and asking the same questions repeatedly.  Also he kept getting admonished by the managers, kind of felt bad for him.

Steelers?

I would honestly like to see him play as an OLB in the Steelers 3-4 scheme. I believe one of the ESPN d-bags (Kiper/Schefter) had him as a top 5 OLB for the draft class anyways. How sweet would it be to have him and Woodley terrorizing QB's together on blitzes?

Chris Speilman?

Maybe I am way off base here but what do you guys think about hiring Chris Speilman if he was interested? He was a hell of a linebacker in college and the NFL, has roots in Ohio (which has produced some solid LB recruits over the past few years) and Michigan (played and later did radio broadcast for the Lions), and as an NFL broadcaster is obviously very eloquent and charismatic which should make him a good recruiter.