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Date	Title	Body
1 year 41 weeks ago	Bury the past	You mean bury thing like Denard? Taylor, Tousiant?  and Zone reads?
1 year 41 weeks ago	Really?	If you asked Rodriguez and Dave Brandon they would have said it was over in January.
2 years 13 weeks ago	NO MUPPETS?	You can have my muppets when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.  Enjoy your cold shower buzz killington, but this victory, and each subsequent one, deserves videos of Jim Hensons arm up Kermits a$$ singing songs of celebration.
2 years 21 weeks ago	From Sambuca	His review of Razor Sharp "Razor Sharp" takes place in modern-day Detroit, and follows the adventures of Drew Sharp (not to be confused with Razor Sharp, which is the title of the book) who strives to overcome his undiagnosed retardation to become the 18th mentally disabled sportswriter in Michigan history. The novel is written in a first-person narrative, which I found helped me relate better to the protagonist, whose rambling and incoherent retard-speak flows so naturally you marvel at the amount of research the author must have done to reach such a level of authenticity. At one point, the dialogue becomes so frustratingly moronic that you shed tears imagining the living hell experienced by those with sub-par intelligence trying to stay afloat in an elitist society which places such a high premium on complete sentences and logic-based commentary. Bravo to the author (who for reasons unknown decided to omit his name from the book cover); you have given the 21st century it's first "Of Mice And Men"...it's first "Forrest Gump."
2 years 21 weeks ago	4INTs 1TD	Yup.  Only reason I remember is because it was a bit of a headscratcher for John to start with two healthy experienced QB's ahead of him.
2 years 21 weeks ago	Coach Kelly	Iv'e heard that everytime someone decommits from ND a kitten dies.
2 years 21 weeks ago	Hope in one hand, spit in the other.	Unless Kelly has another student death or personally gets a cheerleader pregnant ND will rise from the ashes of mediocrity.  Brian Kelly is great at finding raw gems and turning them into studs.  Tony Pike was 4th on the depth chart at Cincy and flourished under Kelly.  Lefevour was putting up Tebo esque numbers at CMU.  The guy can flat out recruit, evaluate, and develop talent.
2 years 21 weeks ago	Clarification	I wasn't trying to make the comparison academically.  The Forciers are devoted to themselves being quarterbacks first and foremost.  If you doubt this please check out thier website.  If the school is not compliant in fulfilling this destiny they will find one that is. Tate's roadblock at Michigan is obviously different than Jasons, but the result will be the same. I really thought Tate would be able to pass Denard on the depth chart in Borges offense.  Sadly that is now water under the bridge, irrelevant, moot.  The word "bollocks"  was invented to express how I feel right now. Forcier websitehttp://www.qbforce.com/
2 years 21 weeks ago	deja vou	hmm, this all seems vaguely familiar...(cough)Jason(cough)  Oh well you know what they say  "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and roofies were involved"
2 years 21 weeks ago	real answer this time	If you have to pick between a good OC or a good DC you shouldn't be a head coach.  I just want the O to bail out the D when they have a bad game and vice versa.   Another gratuitous Ginger
2 years 21 weeks ago	srsly?
2 years 21 weeks ago	giddy as a school girl	you people are so easy to please. from morose to moths on crack with just a little good news.  Thankfully the defense cannot be worse, but I wont be expecting top 20 just yet.   now let the good news keep coming.
2 years 21 weeks ago	How much info?	Marell Evans a two star Carr recruit left the team prior to the 2009 season over what he perceived as a lack of playing time and coaching uncertainty.  He left with no ill will against then Coach Rodriguez. Links http://isportsweb.com/2009/08/12/evans-and-helmuth-leave-michigan-turner-ready-to-roll/ http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4395508 Scout has an article on this breaking development but it is behind the dreaded wall of pay.
2 years 21 weeks ago	Looks like we already know this answer	I do look forward to future slapdowns of the Drew "Hater" Sharp
2 years 21 weeks ago	preaching to the choir, you're doin it
2 years 21 weeks ago	yesssss	In accordance with your comment I have plussed you 1 Mgopoint.  spend it wisely. Lets be honest, how many of you would still cheer the team if Saban was our coach.  We would find a way to keep our disdain for the coach living in hormony with our love for the team.
2 years 21 weeks ago	Don't forget this
2 years 21 weeks ago	Rule #1	First rule of coaching, never follow a legend.  Even if you are the greatest coach ever, all your actions will be evaluated with WWLC do.  You can never be as good as the Legendary Coach.  Let someone else be the sacrificial goat. Regarding your original question.  There is nothing Joefan can do to get a coach hired or fired short of pictures with a dead hooker or a live boy.  Alumni Donors and then former players have all the swag when it comes to moving coaches.  So just buy your M-gear along with the occasional ticket, sit in the back of the bus and pipe down.
2 years 22 weeks ago	Just some National	Just some National Championship goodies. Beer stien and a sweatshirt.  The wife decided the shirt would be good for painting in.
2 years 22 weeks ago	Coaching	I would be curious what Coach Hoke saw in his 4 days on the job that would warrant a move like this.  Hoke has never seen him in practice or coached him in a game yet he feels confident to move him back to the D-line.  What did he see that the old coaching staff didn't.  If we knew that motivation it would tell us alot about both coaches.  Hope it works out
2 years 22 weeks ago	you'll sh!t bricks when you see it.	I would +1 you if I could for your clever fix
2 years 22 weeks ago	not very chill, brah If	not very chill, brah If Fred Jackson negbanged this, you would cease to exist (possibly your parents too)
2 years 22 weeks ago	Not sure about the schollies but...	This is my favorite usc cheerleader pic
2 years 22 weeks ago	grain of salt 2	Anybody remember the stories of clandestine paper shredding from the last school we poached from.  So how long before we have more stories filtering in from the West coast.  OMG Hoke left me hanging, OH teh noes Brady left the toilet seat up, we are so upset.
2 years 22 weeks ago	Mike Cox	If only we had a Mike Hunt on this team we would be epic.
2 years 22 weeks ago	Suprise!	By game three (Eastern Michigan)  There should be enough tape that we suprise no one after that.  The only suprise advantage will be with Notre Dame.  We will need that advantage because Kelly found his Qback and should have the team humming when we meet.
2 years 22 weeks ago	SRSLY?	Considering our defense was terrible, why would you want any of them back.  Make the clean break and find a d coordinator who can restore some fire.  I for one look forward to more stuff like this And less of this
2 years 22 weeks ago	Recycling coaches	Is Ron English ready to come back?
2 years 22 weeks ago	Google, how does it work?	http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Fred+Jackson+University+of+Michigan   just click the link kbk and prepare to be amazed
2 years 22 weeks ago	Loss of Touchdown	Celebratory antics will cost you big time.  You can lose the game if you celebrate the touchdown before crossing the goaline. Ask Kansas State how they feel?  So handing the ball to the official will most assuredly be part of the training.

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