here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
The Actual El Guapo
- Member for
- 5 years 45 weeks
|1 year 16 weeks ago||I call bullshit.||
Norse gods do not have knees.
|1 year 17 weeks ago||Good lord.||
Without hyperbole, this game the worst thing that has ever existed, will ever exist or could ever exist. It is the basketball equivalent of a million Permian extinctions.
|1 year 21 weeks ago||There is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.||
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Clarification:||
Angel and Wallace Anglerson, III split up over Christmas break, as her strict regal upbringing prohibits her from maintaining simultaneous intimacies with multiple prospective consorts. (She told me he was a totally unsuitable match for her in any case, as (unlike me) he is almost entirely ignorant in Caprican Royal Court protocol).
|1 year 37 weeks ago||In fairness,||
Squash Unlimited's everyday low prices make a 30% sale a practical steal.
Hobson, kindly procure my ascot ... we depart forthwith.
|1 year 44 weeks ago||Denard killed tacopants||
and Dee Milliner made his death irrelevant. He appears to be good at the footballs.
|2 years 38 weeks ago||Doubly frustrating||
that State repeatedly did the exact same thing to OSU just a couple weeks prior.
|2 years 39 weeks ago||Nathan Thurm.||
|3 years 16 weeks ago||Jim Nantz was not born of man and woman.||
He sprung into existence from 2 egg yolks, 3/4 teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon of mustard, 1/8 teaspoon of sugar, pinch of cayanne pepper, 3 to 5 teaspoons of lemon juice or white wine vinegar and 1 1/2 cups of olive oil.
|3 years 16 weeks ago||Indeed.||
They have the good face.
|3 years 16 weeks ago||I have never been more proud of a team after a loss.||
And don't expect that I ever will be.
|3 years 16 weeks ago||Jim Nantz is not so good at saying things.||
He should stop.
|3 years 16 weeks ago||I think I can safely say, without hyperbole, that that was||
the greatest achievement by any collection of individuals in any endeavor in the entire history of all things ever.
And it's not even close.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||In politics, I believe this is what is referred to as||
"solidifying the base."
For better or for worse, this is the world in which we live.
|3 years 26 weeks ago||It's always darkest before the dawn.||
Except when you're dead.
/Switching to industrial strength paint remover.
|3 years 27 weeks ago||This, I think, is exactly correct.||
I remain optimistic. This is not a terrible year to be competing with the NFL for a coach, given that: (1) there may, you know, not actually be an NFL season in 2011, and (2) Harbaugh's most likely destination, the 49ers, are not, to put it politely, exactly a model franchise. If I'm Harbaugh, I stay at Stanford before I go to the NFL this year.
|3 years 30 weeks ago||Well,||
You can't say "Brady Hoke will not coach Michigan in 2011" without saying "Brady Hoke will coach Michigan in 2011".
I'm just sayin'.
|3 years 34 weeks ago||In the surreal football experiences scale||
in which the Horror earns the much coveted Bosch Award and the '87 Indiana game earns the Brueghel the Younger Statuette, I hereby award this Saturday's game the Worker and Parasite Plaque. Well earned, gentlemen.
|3 years 36 weeks ago||Pulaski Theory.||
|3 years 38 weeks ago||The fact that I feel horrible about this game||
makes me feel good about this game which in turn makes me feel horrible about this game.
Where the hell are my pills?
|3 years 39 weeks ago||My approach is||
to assume the defense will give up 35 points, and treat each game as though the sole challenge is for the offense to score more than that. If we can score 6 touchdowns in 60 minutes we win. If not, we lose. If we give up fewer than 35 points, it's gravy -- or, more likely, a hallucination (ideally, slathered with gravy).
|3 years 44 weeks ago||If I ever compose a symphony,||
it shall be called Requiem for Tacopants.
|3 years 44 weeks ago||Our secondary,||
she is apparently comprised entirely of Spinal Tap drummers.
|3 years 44 weeks ago||This is why we can't have nice things.||
Like, you know, safties.
|4 years 16 weeks ago||This just in:||
Chris Kramer is a giant, steaming turd.
|4 years 17 weeks ago||One thing I have noticed about Michigan Hating God.||
He hates Michigan.
|4 years 26 weeks ago||Everything.||
We suck at it.
|4 years 30 weeks ago||Somewhere in the distance,||
the plaintive wail of a distressed kinkajou is heard.
Poor Mr. Buckets.
|4 years 30 weeks ago||We have not lost a single game since Smokin' Jabba was posted.||
I'm just sayin'.
|4 years 31 weeks ago||"Your favorite former collegiate head coach,||
the guy in charge of your favorite team, one of college football's top coaches, and a guy with a meathead haircut".
hmmmm ... tomorrow's headlines:
SOURCE: BOB STOOPS SOON TO BE A "FORMER COLLEGIATE HEAD COACH"
BLOGGER: CHARLIE WEIS "ONE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S TOP COACHES"
RICH RODRIGUEZ GETS MEATHEAD HAIRCUT; PROMINENT MICHIGAN WEBSITE ANNOUNCES "FAVORITE TEAM" NOW WISCONSIN