The Actual El Guapo

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Date	Title	Body
8 weeks 5 days ago	I call bullshit.	Norse gods do not have knees.
9 weeks 3 days ago	Good lord.	Without hyperbole, this game the worst thing that has ever existed, will ever exist or could ever exist.  It is the basketball equivalent of a million Permian extinctions.
13 weeks 5 days ago	There is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.	Poot-tee-weet.
17 weeks 3 days ago	Clarification:	Angel and Wallace Anglerson, III split up over Christmas break, as her strict regal upbringing prohibits her from maintaining simultaneous intimacies with multiple prospective consorts.  (She told me he was a totally unsuitable match for her in any case, as (unlike me) he is almost entirely ignorant in Caprican Royal Court protocol).
29 weeks 2 days ago	In fairness,	Squash Unlimited's everyday low prices make a 30% sale a practical steal.  Hobson, kindly procure my ascot ... we depart forthwith.
36 weeks 4 days ago	Denard killed tacopants	and Dee Milliner made his death irrelevant.  He appears to be good at the footballs.
1 year 30 weeks ago	Doubly frustrating	that State repeatedly did the exact same thing to OSU just a couple weeks prior.
1 year 31 weeks ago	Nathan Thurm.	Nathan Thurm.
2 years 8 weeks ago	Jim Nantz was not born of man and woman.	He sprung into existence from 2 egg yolks, 3/4 teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon of mustard, 1/8 teaspoon of sugar, pinch of cayanne pepper, 3 to 5 teaspoons of lemon juice or white wine vinegar and 1 1/2 cups of olive oil.
2 years 8 weeks ago	Indeed.	They have the good face.
2 years 8 weeks ago	I have never been more proud of a team after a loss.	And don't expect that I ever will be.
2 years 8 weeks ago	Jim Nantz is not so good at saying things.	He should stop.
2 years 9 weeks ago	I think I can safely say, without hyperbole, that that was	the greatest achievement by any collection of individuals in any endeavor in the entire history of all things ever. And it's not even close.
2 years 18 weeks ago	In politics, I believe this is what is referred to as	"solidifying the base." For better or for worse, this is the world in which we live.
2 years 19 weeks ago	It's always darkest before the dawn.	Except when you're dead. /Switching to industrial strength paint remover.
2 years 19 weeks ago	This, I think, is exactly correct.	I remain optimistic.  This is not a terrible year to be competing with the NFL for a coach, given that: (1) there may, you know, not actually be an NFL season in 2011, and (2) Harbaugh's most likely destination, the 49ers, are not, to put it politely, exactly a model franchise.  If I'm Harbaugh, I stay at Stanford before I go to the NFL this year.
2 years 23 weeks ago	Well,	You can't say "Brady Hoke will not coach Michigan in 2011" without saying "Brady Hoke will coach Michigan in 2011". I'm just sayin'.
2 years 26 weeks ago	In the surreal football experiences scale	in which the Horror earns the much coveted Bosch Award and the '87 Indiana game earns the Brueghel the Younger Statuette, I hereby award this Saturday's game the Worker and Parasite Plaque.  Well earned, gentlemen.
2 years 28 weeks ago	Pulaski Theory.	It works.
2 years 31 weeks ago	The fact that I feel horrible about this game	makes me feel good about this game which in turn makes me feel horrible about this game. Where the hell are my pills?
2 years 31 weeks ago	My approach is	to assume the defense will give up 35 points, and treat each game as though the sole challenge is for the offense to score more than that.  If we can score 6 touchdowns in 60 minutes we win.  If not, we lose.  If we give up fewer than 35 points, it's gravy -- or, more likely, a hallucination (ideally, slathered with gravy).
2 years 36 weeks ago	If I ever compose a symphony,	it shall be called Requiem for Tacopants.
2 years 36 weeks ago	Our secondary,	she is apparently comprised entirely of Spinal Tap drummers.
2 years 36 weeks ago	This is why we can't have nice things.	Like, you know, safties.
3 years 9 weeks ago	This just in:	Chris Kramer is a giant, steaming turd.
3 years 10 weeks ago	One thing I have noticed about Michigan Hating God.	He hates Michigan.
3 years 18 weeks ago	Everything.	We suck at it.
3 years 22 weeks ago	Somewhere in the distance,	the plaintive wail of a distressed kinkajou is heard. Poor Mr. Buckets.
3 years 22 weeks ago	We have not lost a single game since Smokin' Jabba was posted.	I'm just sayin'.
3 years 23 weeks ago	"Your favorite former collegiate head coach,	the guy in charge of your favorite team, one of college football's top coaches, and a guy with a meathead haircut". hmmmm ... tomorrow's headlines: SOURCE: BOB STOOPS SOON TO BE A "FORMER COLLEGIATE HEAD COACH" BLOGGER: CHARLIE WEIS "ONE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S TOP COACHES" RICH RODRIGUEZ GETS MEATHEAD HAIRCUT; PROMINENT MICHIGAN WEBSITE ANNOUNCES "FAVORITE TEAM" NOW WISCONSIN

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