Yellow and Blue
I fight life sized Ninja Turtles.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
You should tell this story at parties.
Sometimes late at night when I get cold I pee my pants. This helps for about 5 minutes but then I'm colder than when I started.
And then you smell like piss. So then you have to shower, so you get warmer. Until you step out and it's cold again.
And then you smell like piss. So then you have to showerActually Piss is one of my favorite smells. Reminds me of my childhood, growing up in the sewer.
Yankee Candle should make a piss scented candle.
I drank a glass of water. It was good.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
has a son!?!?
Yes. My friend who goes to State was at a game last year and he's underaged and Weis's son gave him and his friends a bunch of free beer. True story.
They taste like burning.
I used steel wool for a pillow. It was cold and hurty.
This should definitely by a diary entry and not a forum topic. Can you tell us about the rest of your day?
I like bushes because they don't have prickers ... unless they do, and this one did. Ow!
If you bring something like this up, you should have a clip of what it sounds like. Otherwise it doesn't do anyone any good and you will be ridiculed.
A riddle, if you will;
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck, and I can't remember how the rest goes, but your mother's a whore.
UPDATE: Video evidence...
I love this blog. Words just cannot express, thank you Brian!
"he's going to smell like hotdogs"
This is the most points ever given on on thread
Squeek Squeeek Squeeeeeeeeeeek.
I sat on a mirror and the question just popped into my mind.
I have to poop.