WHAT Day is IT? Friday! (The Friday Posbang Thread)

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Posbang!   Hit me Boys and Girls!

MOD EDIT - there was another posbang thread posted after this one, so I clarified the title and we'll run with the first (and largest) posbang. - LSA

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Sam1863

March 6th, 2015 at 8:29 AM ^

An engineer dies, but due to a clerical error, is sent to hell by mistake. Once he arrives, he starts designing and building improvements.

One day, God calls Satan and asks, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!"

God says, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. Send him back immediately!"

Satan replies, "Not a chance - I'm keeping him!"

God says, "Send him back or I'll sue!”

Satan just laughs and replies: "Yeah, right – like you've got any lawyers up there."

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MMB 82

March 6th, 2015 at 9:28 AM ^

posbang

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At POSBANG, we are committed to provide the most advanced and user-friendly POS solution as well as enterprise systems integration and support. We aim to ...

 

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303john

March 6th, 2015 at 9:30 AM ^

That have Birthdays this month. 

 

I truly am John 3:16.. 

 

I was my parents only begotten son. 

 

 

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duffman355

March 6th, 2015 at 1:14 PM ^

I'm going to the Wings game tonight!  First of the year sadly enough.  Pizza before the game, chicken wings after?  This will be a good Friday.

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