Week Zero Game Day Posbang!
August 27th, 2022 at 12:06 AM ^
FOOTBALL!!!!!
August 27th, 2022 at 2:45 AM ^
Full confession: I'm a guy.
Also, I'm susceptible to the charms of women. And this woman is cute.
But this gif still does nothing for me. The blanket flip is too quick to be enticing. The shot is framed badly, the eye drifting to the bright lamp in a too-dark background. The beckoning finger looks less like a spontaneous impulse than following directions. Most of all, it feels less genuinely sexy than clichéd.
Contrast the woman in red in Deer Hunter's gif below.
However, Blanket Girl IS tradition, so what the hell. Posbang!
August 27th, 2022 at 5:51 AM ^
It's confusing as shit shit I will say.
August 27th, 2022 at 7:04 AM ^
Vet,
I appreciate them both. God Bless America!
Go Blue!
August 27th, 2022 at 9:52 AM ^
Variety's wonderful
August 27th, 2022 at 8:36 AM ^
You want to really ruin blanket girl gif?
When she flips the comforter/blanket imagine you catch the biggest whiff of fart. She's waiting to hotbox you.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:01 AM ^
This made me laugh too hard this morning.
Screw it. I'm going in anyway.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:38 AM ^
I hope for your sake that this comment was not based on an actual experience.
August 27th, 2022 at 10:52 AM ^
After 32 years of marriage, my wife gives as good as she gets when it comes to Dutch ovens.
August 27th, 2022 at 10:54 AM ^
The couple that farts together stays together.
August 27th, 2022 at 8:41 AM ^
"The shot is framed badly, the eye drifting to the bright lamp in a too-dark background."
If that is what your eye drifts to, I'm not sure you're as "susceptible to the charms of women" as you think you are...
NTTAWWT
August 27th, 2022 at 8:54 AM ^
Lol! Comment of the week! Maybe month.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:53 AM ^
VaBlue, I'm trying to think of a snappy comeback but it's hard to do when I'm laughing.
August 27th, 2022 at 8:58 AM ^
You lost me at the part where a beautiful woman appears to strongly consent to a dance of the double backed beast. Don’t worry to much, it’s a short dance.
August 27th, 2022 at 12:10 AM ^
While I'll be at work for a 14 hour shift, I'm sure I'll toss on a couple games. Glad to see football back. So take this bang.
August 27th, 2022 at 12:10 AM ^
Haven’t been this juiced about a Nebraska northwestern game… ever. Got me some hankerin’ for some football!
August 27th, 2022 at 12:16 AM ^
I am embarrassed to admit how excited I am for this game. Watching the Nebraska season is going to be fascinating.
August 27th, 2022 at 2:46 AM ^
I'm so pumped for football I'm even jazzed for freakin' Illinois vs Wyoming lol
August 27th, 2022 at 7:06 AM ^
Matt,
You had me until -“Illinois vs Wyoming”…
August 27th, 2022 at 6:21 AM ^
Five or six of my mates are going to the Nebraska-Northwestern game, taking it upon themselves to explain to all the Yank rubes how rugby and particularly Gaelic football are far, far superior to this abomination they call "football". They are all absolutely hilarious, I hope someone films it.
August 27th, 2022 at 12:13 AM ^
Go to bed ya drunks. Oh, this isn’t the purge thread. Be nice… go to bed ass holes? Fuck Ohio state, fuck Michigan state, fuck bit ten refs as a staff record label and a crew, if you want to be down with big ten refs, then fuck your too, big ten commissioners, fuck you too, 2016 OSU field judge, fuck you too.
I don’t even know why I’m on this thread, I’m going to let Harbaugh and the boys outplay you bitch asses.
RIP pac
August 27th, 2022 at 12:57 AM ^
Content police here... you clearly missed Notre Dame in your fuck-off rant. That is a class 1 misdemeanor.
August 27th, 2022 at 3:41 AM ^
All I can say to that is "sak czzz u eae bull shit #D you know?" Let's GOOO!
August 27th, 2022 at 7:10 AM ^
RR - What are you really trying to say?
Eff every team and every fan base that isn’t Michigan.
August 27th, 2022 at 8:53 AM ^
No, I want every fan base to enjoy life and prosper. I just visited the purge thread, and was proving the hypothesis that “getting it all out” actually made people more prone to “losing their temper”. So in that mentality, I started searching the mind for a tough, eff them all song I could contort into pro Michigan lyrics. Tu Pac’s “hit ‘em up” came into my head. I started typing and let the muse do the rest.
Also, please note that this is a sports blog, with people behind an avatar. Meaning, we are all just effing around here. Pulling fingers, violating the sexy bits policy, talking AA politics, it’s great. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:38 AM ^
RR, I was just having a bit of fun.. and, hopefully, took your comment in the manner you intended. Without doubt, having fun - finding humor - etc.. is great and appropriate.
I shall admit, there are “more than one team and fan base” which add to the pleasure of any given Saturday - should that team come up a bit short.
Living in Chicago - it reminds me of a billboard, which promoted a south side newspaper. The billboard red… “Sox win. Cubs lose. What a great day!”
I bleed Maize & Blue - and look forward to the season.
Enjoy the weekend. LFG!
August 27th, 2022 at 12:21 AM ^
One week mother lovers
August 27th, 2022 at 12:34 AM ^
Still in purge mode until 7am. Special thanks to Blue@LSU please do Purge 2 next year! The absolute funnest way to end OT season.
Taking time out to Bang. This season is going to quite the ride.
August 27th, 2022 at 7:15 AM ^
God Bless America, and our beloved Maize & Blue! LFG…
August 27th, 2022 at 8:53 AM ^
What piece of media is this from? Asking for a friend.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:31 AM ^
Purge 2 is gonna be lit, yo!
I can already see the board has some more positive vibes. But I'm not sure if it's due to last night's exorcism or this gif you posted.
August 27th, 2022 at 9:39 AM ^
Exorcisms are over-rated.
August 27th, 2022 at 10:21 AM ^
Are sexy gifs back!!!???
August 27th, 2022 at 10:31 AM ^
Now, imagine a fart..
August 27th, 2022 at 12:22 PM ^
I’m not normally a fan of the color red in any of the various shades, but I can definitely say that I love it’s use here…
BANG! Welcome back FOOTBALL!!!
August 27th, 2022 at 4:49 PM ^
Gulo, your open-mindedness is to be both respected and appreciated. Touché.
August 27th, 2022 at 12:34 AM ^
Last Saturday until Michigan football!!!!
LFG!!!!!!!!
August 27th, 2022 at 2:02 AM ^
Our players are talking about being one of the best teams in school history and soon we’ll see all the work payoff! #HAIL〽️
August 27th, 2022 at 2:49 AM ^
So this is Week Zero because the season got expanded a week before the usual start of the season.
If all the turmoil—Big 10 uncertainty, NIL—leads to another schedule expansion even earlier, would we go into negative numbers: Week Minus One?
August 27th, 2022 at 3:26 AM ^
Bang me, you filthy animals. GO BLUE!!
August 27th, 2022 at 10:12 AM ^
Hell yeah. Right back atcha.
August 27th, 2022 at 3:39 AM ^
I'm really getting excited.
August 27th, 2022 at 12:51 PM ^
I don’t, think… this is possible. This has to be a deep fake.
August 27th, 2022 at 4:12 AM ^
I couldnt wait. now i don’t have to
August 27th, 2022 at 12:51 PM ^
I wish my insanity got me his level wealth.
August 27th, 2022 at 6:07 AM ^
The most wonderful time of the year!
August 27th, 2022 at 6:13 AM ^
LFG!!!!
Bang away 🏈🏈🏈
August 27th, 2022 at 6:35 AM ^
YES! so pumped! Can't wait to watch Nebraska lose
August 27th, 2022 at 7:00 AM ^
It is an even numbered year for Coach Fitz.